Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[TFT-A9]

So was it a recount or was it an audit, i am fucking confused now.

Seems to have been a recount, which is in no way an audit proper. With terms like that you don't operate in the realm of "implied", as in "a recount implies an audit", because it absolutely does not imply an audit. Operating in the realm of "implied" with many things but the government in particular gets you in trouble - it either is or it isn't, and you get that shit in writing either way.

 

[Gorillad Cheese]

Seems to have been a recount, which is in no way an audit proper. With terms like that you don't operate in the realm of "implied", as in "a recount implies an audit", because it absolutely does not imply an audit. Operating in the realm of "implied" with many things but the government in particular gets you in trouble - it either is or it isn't, and you get that shit in writing either way.

IT WAS AN AUDIT, YOU DUMBFUCK

This thread makes me want to blow my brains out and yet I can't stop posting.

 

[TheSimpShow]

Georgia state law requires that the results of at least one race per election be audited, and the Secretary of State chose the presidential election. That is what this recount is. In fact, Trump can request a SECOND recount if he wants to, because this technically wasn't a recount, it was an audit.

Georgia presidential hand tally done, affirms Biden’s win

A top Georgia election official said Thursday that a hand tally of ballots cast in the presidential race has been completed, and that the results affirm Democrat Joe Biden’s narrow lead over …

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"The hand tally of about 5 million votes stemmed from an audit required by a new state law and wasn’t in response to any suspected problems with the state's results or an official recount request."

A hand recount is not an audit, it's a recount, it's literally like saying if the IRS looked at your tax return and counted up the sums and said yep okay no tax fraud here.

I'm attributing malice to your apparent stupidity.

 

[Gorillad Cheese]

A hand recount is not an audit, it's a recount, it's literally like saying if the IRS looked at your tax return and counted up the sums and said yep okay no tax fraud here.

I'm attributing malice to your apparent stupidity.

How would they have found uncounted ballots if it were a simple recount? It was clearly an audit.

 

[BlackDragoons]

A hand recount is not an audit, it's a recount, it's literally like saying if the IRS looked at your tax return and counted up the sums and said yep okay no tax fraud here.

I'm attributing malice to your apparent stupidity.

Hand recount is part of an audit.

Dude seriously stop.

 

[EryngiumLostHisKeys]

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. A man. Male. All your pores smell like a male, all of your gross ass hairs and sweaty armpit pores are MALE and look/feel/smell like it. No amount of perfume will fix that.

All of the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you and laugh at how grotesque you are. Your parents, deep down, are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors, and strangers try not to make eye contact with what their genetics tell them is an abomination (you).

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected orifice that's filled with rotting flesh, dried cum, infection puss and old blood that you try to pass off as a sex organ.

You will never be happy. You force out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight. That's thousands upon thousands of years of your ancestry calling out to you to change your ways, hoping you won't bring their legacy to a halt with your genetic dead-end of a philosophy you've been infected with.

 

[TheSimpShow]

How would they have found uncounted ballots if it were a simple recount? It was clearly an audit.

They could have found a whole truck load of ballots for Trump, and I would still be here telling you that's not an audit. There was no verification of whether or not the votes were even real. They've pointed out a bunch of ballots were just flat out filled in by a fucking printer for fucks sake.

Joe Biden's fanatics stole the election because they irrationally hate Trump because they've been trained like Pavlov's dogs to do so.

And the more these people play word games like this, and the more they push back on the most basic shit the more it's proving the point.

It's appropriate that you have a monkey avatar because you're chimping out, even after "winning".

 

[Gorillad Cheese]

They could have found a whole truck load of ballots for Trump, and I would still be here telling you that's not an audit. There was no verification of whether or not the votes were even real. They've pointed out a bunch of ballots were just flat out filled in by a fucking printer for fucks sake.

Joe Biden's fanatics stole the election because they irrationally hate Trump because they've been trained like Pavlov's dogs to do so.

And the more these people play word games like this, and the more they push back on the most basic shit the more it's proving the point.

It's appropriate that you have a monkey avatar because you're chimping out, even after "winning".

What do you think an audit even is? They're not going to do an investigation on every single ballot, if that's what you're hoping for.

 

[TheSimpShow]

Hand recount is part of an audit.

Dude seriously stop.

Part or all of it? Because then they only partially performed an audit, that doesn't make an audit.

I will autistically rape you in a debate about this and your ass will be proverbially falling out in bloody chunks by the end of it.

So, I suggest you take the electoral "win" and be happy about it. Your guys cheated, the electoral commission did the least possible amount of work to save face, and you got the result you wanted. No amount of arguing with me online will change that.


Edit: Further to that, this absolute fuck-up of an election could have been in the bag for Trump had he done any of this shit from first day in office, he could have worked to secure the system from day one but instead he fist-fucked himself by dicking around with busywork distractions from his fucking son-in-law.

 

[All becomes gunt]

This is going to be a dramatic reading, of a soliloqoy from the classic shakesperean tragedy, MacBeth.
*I better start shaking this tube of smarties before i begin*
-Donald! Donald!
I did not cheat its not true! And as a matter of fact no its not true, no its not true. Fuck yourself you piece of shit faggot motherfucker no its not true, piece of shit, and if i had to guess it was probably YOUUUU that fucking cheated you motherfucking lying cocksucking faggot motherfucker. You wanna holler over me ? I can just scream over you too you piece of shit motherfucker. Keep fucking running your mouth ill just keep hollering you motherfucking piece of shit, eat a fucking cock, go kill yourself you little piece of motherfucking shit, I FUCKING GODDAMN, AAAAAAAAAAA, WE CAN JUST HOLLER OVER EACH OTHER ALL FUCKING DAY, AWWAAWAAAAAAOOAUGHIO WAA WAA WAAA WAAAAA. Fuck you motherfucker, i aint leaving bitch you leave, why the fuck i gotta leave for ?
- I can still be in the white house.
- Wow with your 20 fucking ballots oh my god.
-I have more lawyers than you right now.
-OK
And thus concludes, a dramatic reading

 

[Psychic Espeon]

Informative video, good for sharing with folks who are out of the loop:

It's very Republican, though, and it's worth noting that this dude receives money from the Falun Gong who are very anti-China and pro-Trump.

I used to watch that guy in the past prior to me discovering his affiliation with a Cult.
The Washington Times also has a similar problem since they were founded by a North Korean who thought of himself as the "messiah".

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Seems to have been a recount, which is in no way an audit proper. With terms like that you don't operate in the realm of "implied", as in "a recount implies an audit", because it absolutely does not imply an audit. Operating in the realm of "implied" with many things but the government in particular gets you in trouble - it either is or it isn't, and you get that shit in writing either way.

It was an audit.

 

[Psychic Espeon]

Final Map. (if all is confirmed)

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Oh boy,

I came to this thread expecting a cogent in-depth analysis of Trump's lawyers press conference, and instead I see some subpar shills sperging.

You are worse than 4chan! Because of you I have to read 4chan for past two weeks, and my eyes almost bleed.

I always prefers KF because it has a nicer style.

I will never forgive you forced me to read 4chan!

This is the Official Doomsday Thread. Just because the containment failed doesn't mean you should come here looking for insight and deep thoughts.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Probably we will have an executive order come January 21st if it all concludes that will make it legal to sniff children's playgrounds.

This is the Official Doomsday Thread. Just because the containment failed doesn't mean you should come here looking for insight and deep thoughts.

I disagree, all the deep esoteric knowledge can only be extracted from this thread, if you retrace my posts you will realise that nothing i say is random, i have been shitposting with fibonacci sequences. The more i post the more i feel my 3rd eye opening.

 

[TheSimpShow]

It was an audit.

How about my massive cock is an audit, in fact I can call anything I like an audit. I'm going to name my next child an audit. What if the real audit was all the audit we audit audit. Audit.

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Final Map. (if all is confirmed)
View attachment 1738402

 

[big ups liquid richard]

How about my massive cock is an audit, in fact I can call anything I like an audit. I'm going to name my next child an audit. What if the real audit was all the audit we audit audit. Audit.

Its ok to be wrong sometimes, but you are taking it really badly. It was an audit.

 

[Maradontia]

They could have found a whole truck load of ballots for Trump, and I would still be here telling you that's not an audit. There was no verification of whether or not the votes were even real. They've pointed out a bunch of ballots were just flat out filled in by a fucking printer for fucks sake.

Joe Biden's fanatics stole the election because they irrationally hate Trump because they've been trained like Pavlov's dogs to do so.

And the more these people play word games like this, and the more they push back on the most basic shit the more it's proving the point.

It's appropriate that you have a monkey avatar because you're chimping out, even after "winning".

How did Joe Biden's "fanatics" steal the election? What proof is there? How come Trump won in 2016?

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Probably we will have an executive order come January 21st if it all concludes that will make it legal to sniff children's playgrounds.

I disagree, all the deep esoteric knowledge can only be extracted from this thread, if you retrace my posts you will realise that nothing i say is random, i have been shitposting with fibonacci sequences. The more i post the more i feel my 3rd eye opening.

I post on KF but I'm not that autistic.