🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Haru Okumura said:
Did anyone get the clip of a drunk May yelling "faggot" over and over and causing Ethan to kill the stream so it wouldn't save into the VOD? This happened right at the very beginning, pretty much exactly when Kiwi Farms went down for maintenance.

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You'd have to be drunk to wanna hang out with Ralph all day. And passed out drunk to want to fuck him.
 
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Squire of Gothos said:
Ralph: "The Killstream says hello!"
Alex Jones: "Thanks... (what the fuck is that?)"

Alex had no idea who Ralph was... oh man... the cope afterwards from Ralph my God... big ups to Sam for restreaming and allowing me to get the clip!

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That was so awkward. Ralph sounds audibly nervous calling out to him, and Alex seems confused and uninterested in this random fat neckbeard approaching him. It's quite clear he has no idea who Ralph or what the 'Killstream' is, and doesn't care to engage any further. Cringe. 😣
 
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FM Bradley said:
The Gunt Saga has offered so much. Would a rape accusation arc fit in? Of course it would. It's Gunt.
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It'd be pretty boring honestly. We'd show up, call him a fat drunk creep, his pay pigs wouldn't believe it, gaytor would say ish nawt true and he'd sit and be boring.

At this point he needs to be caught sucking dick or something.

When is that Miami trip again?
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone so out of breath and gasping for air just from walking a few yards of flat terrain.
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I reccomend a trip to the Deathfat zone for a large list of them. Joshs favourite Foodie beauty is a particularly heinous example.

May is so incredibly thirsty its embarrassing.
 
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Ethanol is live again.

EDIT: Peyton is IRL streaming from her phone right next to him and showing some really bizarre angles that might yield some funny caps.

EDIT 2: God he's so fucking short.

EDIT 3: A very boring rant about (((the venture capitalists))) from Fuentes to about 100 people where he blames the decline of Western civilization on SSRIs.

EDIT 4: Excellent, King Autist Jay Dyer is about to talk about the metaphysical aspects of the fight to elect Trump and stop the libs.

EDIT 5: MUH MICROCHIPS!!!

EDIT 6: The crowd is not going along with Jay's religious rhetoric and a guy is loudly chimping out about (((retail))) and how the only way to stop (((them))) is to not spend any more money.

EDIT 7: "TO MASK A FACE IS TO MASK THE FACE OF GOD!" REEEEEEEE

EDIT 8: Dyer is finished. I have to dip in 15 minutes but now they're looking for Alex Jones so we'll see how that goes.

EDIT 9: Ethan is breathing like a freight train locomotive just from walking and is blaming it on the sun. His voice is audibly fatigued and he's getting triggered at chatters.

EDIT 10: 5' 1"

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EDIT 11: They've now located Vince James.

EDIT 12: James is borderline fedposting about people not supporting Trump.

EDIT 13, probably final report from me: SHORT

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Haru Okumura said:
Ethanol is live again.

EDIT: Peyton is IRL streaming from her phone right next to him and showing some really bizarre angles that might yield some funny caps.

EDIT 2: God he's so fucking short.

EDIT 3: A very boring rant about (((the venture capitalists))) from Fuentes to about 100 people where he blames the decline of Western civilization on SSRIs.

EDIT 4: Excellent, King Autist Jay Dyer is about to talk about the metaphysical aspects of the fight to elect Trump and stop the libs.

EDIT 5: MUH MICROCHIPS!!!

EDIT 6: The crowd is not going along with Jay's religious rhetoric and a guy is loudly chimping out about (((retail))) and how the only way to stop (((them))) is to not spend any more money.

EDIT 7: "TO MASK A FACE IS TO MASK THE FACE OF GOD!" REEEEEEEE

EDIT 8: Dyer is finished. I have to dip in 15 minutes but now they're looking for Alex Jones so we'll see how that goes.

EDIT 9: Ethan is breathing like a freight train locomotive just from walking and is blaming it on the sun. His voice is audibly fatigued and he's getting triggered at chatters.

EDIT 10: 5' 1"

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EDIT 11: They've now located Vince James.

EDIT 12: James is borderline fedposting about people not supporting Trump.

EDIT 13, probably final report from me: SHORT

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Holy fuck look at that midget. I knew the police report was right, those people don't fuck around when it comes to measuring people and getting their details right. No way is that man 5'7, unless the average height for a man in the US is like 6'5 or Trump supporters are disproportionately tall he has to be barely over 5 foot. I guarantee you he was wearing lifts or platform shoes or whatever when he was with Ade to make himself look taller for her.

With his fat gunt and his grey thinning hair he looks like a stumpy ageing lesbian. I almost feel bad for him.
 
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