Plagued Waifu culture - Cartoon fuckpillows and the men (and women) who love them

[SPARTAN-B312]

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I've seen second graders with chewed crayons and markers make better drawings then this.

Scarily reminiscent of a Chris Chan drawing.

 

[Brain.exe]

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I've seen second graders with chewed crayons and markers make better drawings then this.

>Didn't post his Virgin vs. Chad drawing

In typical r/w fashion, multiple people made their own after this.

More of the yeetbomber guy.

And his sexual fantasies

 

[Kekyoin1488]

Well niggas, i had a great time here but tbh i am getting tired of the waifufaggotry, its time to say goodbye to you, magnificent bastards, God bless you all

it was a fun ride ngl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8pVZ5hTGJQ

 

[BanyaHat]

Well niggas, i had a great time here but tbh i am getting tired of the waifufaggotry, its time to say goodbye to you, magnificent bastards, God bless you all

it was a fun ride ngl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8pVZ5hTGJQ

Is this the KiwiFarms equivalent of those "I'm leaving Facebook" statuses?

Like dude, what did you even do in this thread besides call everyone an autist/faggot/pedophile? Not to defend waifufags, but all you brought here was blind hate that wouldn't change any of their minds.

 

[Pina Colada]

Well niggas, i had a great time here but tbh i am getting tired of the waifufaggotry, its time to say goodbye to you, magnificent bastards, God bless you all

it was a fun ride ngl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8pVZ5hTGJQ

See you tomorrow!

EDIT: Didn't realize this was a few days ago. Ah well, I'll take my alarm clocks.

 

[Vic Rattlehead]

Well niggas, i had a great time here but tbh i am getting tired of the waifufaggotry, its time to say goodbye to you, magnificent bastards, God bless you all

it was a fun ride ngl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8pVZ5hTGJQ

Cringe.

 

[Fake-n-Gay]

2nd anniversary!

Very quality art

My therapist says my delusions are ok guys!

https://www.reddit.com/r/waifuism/comments/jx8iel/for_those_with_therapists_have_you_told_them_if/

This gorl's posts are a ride

OP doesn't know how to cope with their imaginary friend's VA behaviour

"I have no reason to live except for my imaginary friend" and "I'm very possessive and insecure about my imaginary friend and if anyone else ships with him I would die"

It's Axel from Kingdomhearts

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/quinton-flynn-has-been-metood.79504/

Further down this hell hole

"I want to modify and raise a kid to look and be just like him" or "I will be reincarnated as him"

And finally

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Yay!
The High Admiral dropped the ball, an Admiral stepped up to the plate. Now it's time for everyone to step up. Anyone who wants to take a stand against harassment and abuse or wants to hang out protected from such issues, the Admiral's discords are open. Admiral's Discords: Travis#7042 Raov#2531 Pama#0267

Kiwifarms, Angry Paladins, and The Failed Raid • Nov 20, 2020​

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Brain.exe]

>tfw no transcript

i wonder how @Kaneshiro Shoots Lemurs likes her his free png

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Yay!
The High Admiral dropped the ball, an Admiral stepped up to the plate. Now it's time for everyone to step up. Anyone who wants to take a stand against harassment and abuse or wants to hang out protected from such issues, the Admiral's discords are open. Admiral's Discords: Travis#7042 Raov#2531 Pama#0267

Kiwifarms, Angry Paladins, and The Failed Raid • Nov 20, 2020​

Spoiler: Archive

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Putting rules in place to stop the cyber bullies is about as effective as life insurance being used to stop a bullet.

 

[Ulric of Astora]

LOL. I was just about to post the new Paladins video here. Regarding the raid Travis mentions, he entirely missed the point about it. Just to clarify, it wasn't unsuccessful. Our intention was to be annoying by spamming "nigga trollface" and it worked. We didn't harass anyone and that wasn't our intention either. Also, I love how Travis is literally asking for the members here to send the "Scariest and meanest people" when in reality is scared of confrontation and just bans people immediately.

We're not stupid enough to realize that going to his discord for a "fight" will be pointless. The raid's intention wasn't for it to be a "fight". Also, he's really gotta stop leaving member names in his description. Bad move on his part. I've also heard that the Paladins are falling out from the inside from a friend who tricked them into thinking he was legit. No one even did anything, they just had a major disagreement from the inside and they're already dying lmao.

 

[keker09]

Alright, so I had a friend who introduced me to Travis's autism and decided I wanted to join. They are just a group of autistic (literally) larpers who take themselves way too seriously. They genuinely believe they are heroes. Don't have much to say about them besides that. Here are some screenshots I got in the short time I was in the paladins.

>Elmer Fudd was gonna be "overthrown" or they were just gonna disband altogether.

>There is no joking in the paladins, this is serious business.

Spoiler: NSFW

>lol

>Dude faked being a girl and some other shit and thought it was some great own

>They have a whole lockdown plan. Just to show how seriously they take being degenerates.

>List of their "enemies"

>Last image, not sure if he has any ties to the paladins, just thought it was funny


I almost have to feel bad for them. Travis and most of the paladins are confirmed on the spectrum. Weird fucking people.

Edit: Should have the images fixed.

 

[SIGSEGV]

LOL. I was just about to post the new Paladins video here. Regarding the raid Travis mentions, he entirely missed the point about it. Just to clarify, it wasn't unsuccessful. Our intention was to be annoying by spamming "nigga trollface" and it worked. We didn't harass anyone and that wasn't our intention either. Also, I love how Travis is literally asking for the members here to send the "Scariest and meanest people" when in reality is scared of confrontation and just bans people immediately.

We're not stupid enough to realize that going to his discord for a "fight" will be pointless. The raid's intention wasn't for it to be a "fight". Also, he's really gotta stop leaving member names in his description. Bad move on his part. I've also heard that the Paladins are falling out from the inside from a friend who tricked them into thinking he was legit. No one even did anything, they just had a major disagreement from the inside and they're already dying lmao.

Alright, so I had a friend who introduced me to Travis's autism and decided I wanted to join. They are just a group of autistic (literally) larpers who take themselves way too seriously. They genuinely believe they are heroes. Don't have much to say about them besides that. Here are some screenshots I got in the short time I was in the paladins.

>Elmer Fudd was gonna be "overthrown" or they were just gonna disband altogether.

>There is no joking in the paladins, this is serious business.

>lol

>Dude faked being a girl and some other shit and thought it was some great own

>They have a whole lockdown plan. Just to show how seriously they take being degenerates.

>List of their "enemies"

>Last image, not sure if he has any ties to the paladins, just thought it was funny


I almost have to feel bad for them. Travis and most of the paladins are confirmed on the spectrum. Weird fucking people.

Edit:Fuck my bad for the images

wow you guys are so cool, can I be in your autistic illuminati?

 

[Brain.exe]

Here's the "rules" without all the scrolling in the video. Also a good look at their server.

Alright, so I had a friend who introduced me to Travis's autism and decided I wanted to join. They are just a group of autistic (literally) larpers who take themselves way too seriously. They genuinely believe they are heroes. Don't have much to say about them besides that. Here are some screenshots I got in the short time I was in the paladins.

>Elmer Fudd was gonna be "overthrown" or they were just gonna disband altogether.

>There is no joking in the paladins, this is serious business.

>lol

>Dude faked being a girl and some other shit and thought it was some great own

>They have a whole lockdown plan. Just to show how seriously they take being degenerates.

>List of their "enemies"

>Last image, not sure if he has any ties to the paladins, just thought it was funny


I almost have to feel bad for them. Travis and most of the paladins are confirmed on the spectrum. Weird fucking people.

>Kekyoin stronger than Shadman
half your images don't load, by the way

 

[Monika H.]

 

[keker09]

Yeah my bad for the images. I think they should be good now.

 

[Kaneshiro Shoots Lemurs]

Yeah my bad for the images. I think they should be good now.

lmao
EDIT: As for everyone else thank you for coming out to the show. Yes I appreaciate this, I love all of you.

 

[TohruAdachi]

>List of their "enemies"

Hey, where the hell am I?! Aren't they scared of the big bad Adachi for leaking their autism?

 

[0 0]

>tfw no transcript

Oh, why not. This guy's so amusing to listen to, I could stomach writing out a transcript. Mispronunciations intact.

[sound of mouth smacking open to inhale, corny rock music begins to play, slightly drowning out the speaker] Hey there, Pawladins and Kiwifarmaws! It's been a little, hasn't it? [more sounds of salivating mouth cheeks flapping open] I thought those first few videos were a bit too aggwessive, too quick. So I backed off to work on some internawl issues, giving you Kiwifarmaws a chance to get your act togethaw, and putting in some much needn't infawstwucture as the Pawadins continued to gain momentum. [sound of a phlegmy inhale through mouth] Then they got sidetwacked longer than...expected... [fumbles words, hesitates, then continues] on some unwelated and unimportant IRL issues. [does not verbally close sentence, making it sound like one continuous thought] When I did weturn, seems like some of you finally did have your act togethaw, as it was an attempted waid on the sanctuawy that got me back into the fold. Fortunately, through the efforts of the amazing admirals Pama and Raow, the waid was wepelled befow I was even able to weally get a hold on a glimpse of what was going duwing the time. [has a complete stroke during the sentence] Did get one ban in it at the very end though, so yay!

[clip art of a medal with a poorly drawn female character in the center] I especially want to offaw the admiral Pama the medal of--of honor, as they not only spearheaded the waid wepelling in the sanctuary, they held down the fort during my time of absence, and did an amazing job stepping up as a leader when I was fumbling. Still working out exactly how I want to do these awards and recognitions and what they entail. [next sentence is almost unintelligible] Castle's server already has enough roles already. But let this shoutout be the first step!

Now...to the Kiwifarmaws and the associated waiders. [badly cropped image of the Kiwifarms logo fades in] I gotta say, you weally are as heawtless and dishonowable as I thought, even if you are a tad slow. Didn't even have the guts to come for the people actually upset with and committed to working against you. You twied to tawget the servaw purely for those who want nothing to do with this conflict. Who just want to be safe, and happy, and specificawwy not have to worrwy about...the kind of threats you people posed. [forces a laugh] Wasn't even even a particularly good twy at a raid.

Now that I have weturned to dah fowld, it's time to take this to the next level. Pawadins will now be more actively looking for instances of Kiwifarmaws attacking and abusing... [loses train of thought] ...outside the bounds of their own site. [uncentered screenshot of the Paladins Discord fades in and scrolls upwards] On top of that, we are putting multiple new wules into pwace to ensure the safety and happiness of those we pwotect... [a screenshot of what appears to be a code of ethics for Paladin members fades in] ...as well as insewting [says "inserting," means "ensuring" or possibly "asserting"] Pawadin membaws dat don't hurt people unless they can also advocate on how that person was cauwsing harm to those encountering them. [mumbles out the last few words]

[a discolored screenshot of the Paladin's "mission statement" fades in] We do not stawt confwicts. We join them, we help them, and we end them. [the mission statement does not fade out properly, leaving the brown edges of the picture present for a while as the Paladins logo fades in] You know, it's funny. My originaw dwaft of this scwipt had me all apowogizing and...pwaising you for your owiginal purpose, to observe and document those considered weird and wong. Now you've just pwoven... [loses place in script briefly] ...how you aren't actuawy...true or...decent... You just weally, weally, weally suck at being bad. But actuawy, it...took me...litewally being out of the way of the picture for ovah a week...for you to make any kind of move. Not to mention...most of your best guys are just angwy, unstable, unweasonable formew Pawadins from pwe-collapse days. Do you weally think dat's the kind of ace it takes to bweak me? Come awn! Send your more tewwifying of users to try and scare me, twy and shattew me! The most negativity you managed to waise from me...so far...is just the fwustwation of how you folks are just... [pauses to summon the energy to show any emotionality beyond a bland monotone] ...utterly facepalm-worthy. It's time for dah Pawadins and Waifuists to to come togethew and step up our game. I suggest you Kiwifawmaws...up yours. [briefly appreciates their subtle insult before desperate clicking to turn off the recording software is heard, screen fades to black]

 

[Kaneshiro Shoots Lemurs]

Hey, where the hell am I?! Aren't they scared of the big bad Adachi for leaking their autism?

Its hard to become a top tier enemy of the Paladins, when you have to rely on sneakier underhanded tactics such as infiltration and pretending to be our friend. Everyone at the top 10 didn't need to do any of that. There is another reason why you are not in the top 10, but since you made this thread a bit more entertaining tonight I will save that for another day. Unless you really want to know.

Oh, why not. This guy's so amusing to listen to, I could stomach writing out a transcript. Mispronunciations intact.

[sound of mouth smacking open to inhale, corny rock music begins to play, slightly drowning out the speaker] Hey there, Pawladins and Kiwifarmaws! It's been a little, hasn't it? [more sounds of salivating mouth cheeks flapping open] I thought those first few videos were a bit too aggwessive, too quick. So I backed off to work on some internawl issues, giving you Kiwifarmaws a chance to get your act togethaw, and putting in some much needn't infawstwucture as the Paladins continued to gain momentum. [sound of a phlegmy inhale through mouth] Then they got sidetwacked longer than...expected... [fumbles words, hesitates, then continues] on some unwelated and unimportant IRL issues. [does not verbally close sentence, making it sound like one continuous thought] When I did weturn, seems like some of you finally did have your act togethaw, as it was an attempted waid on the sanctuawy that got me back into the fold. Fortunately, through the efforts of the amazing admirals Pama and Raow, the waid was wepelled befow I was even able to weally to get a hold on a glimpse of what was going duwing the time. [has a complete stroke during the sentence] Did get one ban in it at the very end though, so yay!

[clip art of a medal with a poorly drawn female character in the center] I especially want to offaw the admiral Pama the medal of--of honor, as they not only spearheaded the waid wepelling in the sanctuary, they held down the fort during my time of absence, and did an amazing job stepping up as a leader when I was fumbling. Still working out exactly how I want to do these awards and recognitions and what they entail. [next sentence is almost unintelligible] Castle's server already has enough roles already. But let this shoutout be the first step!

Now...to the Kiwifarmaws and the associated waiders. [badly cropped image of the Kiwifarms logo fades in] I gotta say, you weally are as heawtless and dishonowable as I thought, even if you are a tad slow. Didn't even have the guts to come for the people actually upset with and committed to working against you. You twied to tawget the servaw purely for those who want nothing to do with this conflict. Who just want to be safe, and happy, and specificawwy not have to worrwy about...the kind of threats you people posed. [forces a laugh] Wasn't even even a particularly good twy at a raid.

Now that I have weturned to dah fowld, it's time to take this to the next level. Pawadins will now be more actively looking for instances of Kiwifarmaws attacking and abusing... [loses train of thought] ...outside the bounds of their own site. [uncentered screenshot of the Paladins Discord fades in and scrolls upwards] On top of that, we are putting multiple new wules into pwace to ensure the safety and happiness of those we pwotect, as well as insewting [says "inserting, means "ensuring" or possibly "asserting," a screenshot of what appears to be a code of ethics for Paladin members fades in] Pawadin membaws don't hurt people unless they can also advocate on how that person was cauwsing harm to those encountering them. [mumbles out the last few words]

[a discolored screenshot of the Paladin's "mission statement" fades in] We do not stawt confwicts. We join them, we help them, and we end them. [the mission statement does not fade out properly, leaving the brown edges of the picture present for a while as the Paladins logo fades in] You know, it's funny. My originaw dwaft of this scwipt had me all apowogizing and...pwaising you for to your owiginal purpose, to observe and document those considered weird and wong. Now you've just pwoven... [loses place in script briefly] ...how you aren't actuawy...true or...decent... You just weally, weally, weally suck at being bad. But actuawy, it...took me...litewally being out of the way of the picture for ovah a week...for you to make any kind of move. Not to mention...most of your best guys are just angwy, unstable, unweasonable formew Pawadins from pwe-collapse days. Do you weally think dat's the kind of ace it takes to bweak me? Come awn! Send your more tewwifying of users to try and scare me, twy and shattew me! The most negativity you managed to waise from me...so far...is just the fwustwation of how you folks are just... [pauses to summon the energy to show any emotionality beyond a bland monotone] ...utterly facepalm-worthy. It's time for dah Pawadins and Waifuists to to come togethew and step up our game. I suggest you Kiwifawmaws...up yours. [briefly appreciates their subtle insult before desperate clicking to turn off the recording software is heard, screen fades to black]

I noticed that in some of the dialog parts of this transcript you actually spell "Paladins" correctly. I always knew you could do it.