FemaleGoodra / slugfucker - the Pokemon lolcow to end all lolcows

Does Goodra look female or male?

  • Female

    Votes: 24 3.3%

  • Male

    Votes: 95 13.2%

  • Who fucking gives a shit, it's Pokemon

    Votes: 598 83.4%
  • Total voters
    717
TheCat said:
Ugh, this guy. I have had....a few encounters with him. And with each encounter, all he's done is prove himself to be some putrid little ignoramus with sand in his vagina about the gender of a fictional creature. Why do people like this exist? I don't like to wish death on people but given that he once told me I should consider suicide because of the whole male Goodra situation...seriously. Never until the last month or so have I met anyone who actually made me question whether or not I wanted to be a Pokeman fan anymore.
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Don't worry; he uses suicide as a gambit too; no seriously, he tried getting out of scrutiny by faking a suicidal outlook and fucked up that one chance by being the shitstain he is. Should he ever use that card again, just laugh at the circle becoming complete.
 
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Adamska said:
Don't worry; he uses suicide as a gambit too; no seriously, he tried getting out of scrutiny by faking a suicidal outlook and fucked up that one chance by being the shitstain he is. Should he ever use that card again, just laugh at the circle becoming complete.
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Maybe he can post he got murdered instead.

Murdered to be silenced for telling the truth that Goodra should only be female.
 
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Ok, so here's a bit of news. He acknowledged the gender ratio but said it was "inaccurate" due to the fact that it takes the trainer to make the sligoo evolve to goodra. He further clarifies that due to this, the actual gender ratio is something along the lines of 99 females 1 male due to his assumption that everyone prefers female over male (he claims its only trolls who choose male). He then refers to the male selection as the "wrong gender" based on this. And then in another post, he starts drooling and getting hard for someone's lardass-looking drawing of one.
 
SCRuler said:
Ok, so here's a bit of news. He acknowledged the gender ratio but said it was "inaccurate" due to the fact that it takes the trainer to make the sligoo evolve to goodra. He further clarifies that due to this, the actual gender ratio is something along the lines of 99 females 1 male due to his assumption that everyone prefers female over male (he claims its only trolls who choose male). He then refers to the male selection as the "wrong gender" based on this. And then in another post, he starts drooling and getting hard for someone's lardass-looking drawing of one.
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Any evidence for that assumption of his?
 
He'll never give any evidence for the assumption. He literally can't other than a few people who actually say theirs is a female, or all the fucking porn drawn of it.
 
SCRuler said:
He'll never give any evidence for the assumption. He literally can't other than a few people who actually say theirs is a female, or all the fucking porn drawn of it.
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Well, I mean, I know he can't.

I just kind of want to see somebody pester him into it.
 
Alright I have had it with Slugfucker. He's upset my friend again. And me this time.

Man alive I should not get so het up over people on the internet...
 
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>admitted there are male Goodras

That more than anything convinces me they're not the original. Just a bigger sperg pretending even harder
 
They're still sperging about the proof being "people prefer female goodra because of it's feminine appearance".
It would be amazing if we could tell his parents that he wants to fuck a pokemon. The chaos would be glorious.
 
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I didn't get an answer regarding the whole trans = crossdresser shit.

He can suck my arse, I give up.
 
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SCRuler said:
if a penis doesn't change his mind, nothing will.
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Satoshi Tajiri himself could descend from the sky on pearly angel wings, heralded by a chorus of Togetics and Clefairies as he carries a giant golden tablet that says "GOODRAS HAVE A MALE/FEMALE RATIO OF 50/50" and Slugfucker would still not be convinced.
 
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Meowthkip said:
Satoshi Tajiri himself could descend from the sky on pearly angel wings, heralded by a chorus of Togetics and Clefairies as he carries a giant golden tablet that says "GOODRAS HAVE A MALE/FEMALE RATIO OF 50/50" and Slugfucker would still not be convinced.
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Slugfucker would continue to argue the "community makes the gender ratio different" bullshit and insist that only trolls that are out to get him select male goomys to evolve into Goodras. He wants dat slimy slug poképussy something fierce.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE SEEN ON THIS SITE (ノ＞▽＜。)ノ

Anyway, some of my suggestions for nicknames:
•Zero Vortex
•Axl Grease
•Flexor Muscles
•any of the names given to the guy from Space Mutiny in MST3K.
 
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