2020 U.S. Presidential Election - Took place November 3, 2020. Former U.S. Vice President Joe Biden assumed office January 20, 2021.

[Gehenna]

Here is their official statement, because CNN can get bent.
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Hello and welcome to politics

This statement is actually beautiful if you speak politician. Let me give you the really short version.

"He bribed us, we are on board with what he wants".

 

[TheSimpShow]

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Olivia Troye

I remember her! She got so pissy with a general that he fired her and personally escorted her out of the White House.

 

[draggs]

Hello and welcome to politics

Thanks for the welcome to my basement

Unrelated, anyone who wants to talk shit on Saint Ronald can piss up a rope

 

[Gehenna]

The longer version:
Paragraphs 1-2: basic courtesy and acknowledgements. Absolutely vacuous and meaningless.
Paragraphs 3-5: They delivered a letter (A list of wants and desires), alongside their red lines and required keys to power to stay in office.,
Paragraphs 6-7: They outline what they offered in turn, though in a round about manner.


Want to know what I don't see here? Anything saying he rejected them.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Black Rifle Coffee Company shirt? Nice.

We can thank My Pillow guy for raising a significant portion of his bail.
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So the communists have finally released their prisoner of war from captivity? Welcome home, Kyle. Whatever happens, you're a God damn hero.

 

[Puerto Pollo]

How about a quick fact checking and reliable sources 101 guide?

Unreliable sources whenever ROHYPNOL BLIMPF is involved :

-CNN
-other msm
-fact checking websites
-twitter blue checkmarks
-any kind of social media account with avatars of anime characters, troons, deviants and degenerates

It's not that difficult.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

 

[Cristobal’s Colon]

based Kyle. 2 down, so many more to go!

So the communists have finally released their prisoner of war from captivity? Welcome home, Kyle. Whatever happens, you're a God damn hero.

He's still awaiting trial.

 

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The longer version:
Paragraphs 1-2: basic courtesy and acknowledgements. Absolutely vacuous and meaningless.
Paragraphs 3-5: They delivered a letter (A list of wants and desires), alongside their red lines and required keys to power to stay in office.,
Paragraphs 6-7: They outline what they offered in turn, though in a round about manner.


Want to know what I don't see here? Anything saying he rejected them.

COVID money he was already going to give them? That isn't even his money? That he can spin as him helping fight COVID in a swing state? In exchange for their help preventing a coup?

Trump's a negotiator. It's literally his ~thing~. Of course he took that deal.

Edit: Hell, he probably THOUGHT UP that deal.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

Damn and I used to respect Yang but he's going full carpetbagger

He was the shadiest of that crop of dem candidates. Even slimier than spook buttigieg. Biden is done, but Yang will be aside Stacey Abrams and the rest of those gangster ghouls shitting up the world for the next 40 years.

moar sore winner syndrome:
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The copy-pasted the facial features. Lol. What shite artwork, they couldn't even capture basic likenesses. They didn't even try to caricature Kushners slight, faggy build. So lazy.

Black Rifle Coffee Company shirt? Nice.

We can thank My Pillow guy for raising a significant portion of his bail.
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Seeing Rick Schroder there with Kyle was interesting. I wonder what he's been doing since the 80s. (Apparently not in Hollywood raping kids.)

Wikipedia is already on it, wiping their ass on his page:

Calling Kyle a mass shooter! Insane!

See the edit history of his Wikipedia page: like 30 edits tonight, lots of defacement. Tranny editors at Wikipedia are pissed.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

CNN and his podcast. Also apparently preparing a run for NY mayor next year. To be visible during a Senate win would raise his profile considerably.

EDIT: his podcast is called "Yang Speaks" which for some reason hilarious to me.

So he's carpetbagging in Georgia just to run back to New York to run for NYC mayor? I hope the DNC cucks him again.

The copy-pasted the facial features. Lol.

Memories.

 

[Gehenna]

COVID money he was already going to give them? That isn't even his money? That he can spin as him helping fight COVID in a swing state? In exchange for their help preventing a coup?

Trump's a negotiator. It's literally his ~thing~. Of course he took that deal.

Oh, expect some of that money to "disappear". This is how bribery works in a functioning democracy. you agree to a specific set of actions, in a few key predictable ways. Allowing the politicians to act on that, usually through inside trading which is technically legal here as THEY aren't going to be the ones to actually handle the money.

This is the exact kind of corruption necessary to make the democratic wheels churn.

 

[Kane Lives]

COVID money he was already going to give them? That isn't even his money? That he can spin as him helping fight COVID in a swing state? In exchange for their help preventing a coup?

Trump's a negotiator. It's literally his ~thing~. Of course he took that deal.

Devil's advocate: nothing saying they are required to help him after taking the money, since they can expect the same from Biden as well.

 

[Duke Nukem]

He's still awaiting trial.

True, but at least he can go home one last time before the commies grab him again to be thrown into the rape gulag. Hopefully it won't come to that but I can't see him getting a particularly fair trial.

 

[Gehenna]

Devil's advocate: nothing saying they are required to help him after taking the money, since they can expect the same from Biden as well.

The difference is that trump knows better how to turn that money into their money, and well... frankly Trump is more reliable.

The problem with committing fraud is that everyone now knows you are a liar and a cheat. You are inherently untrustworthy.

 

[Salubrious]

I just love this little pettiness from the AV Club.

 

[HumanHive]

Devil's advocate: nothing saying they are required to help him after taking the money, since they can expect the same from Biden as well.

I tend to agree with this. You could easily read it as "we stood up to Trump while being professional about representing our state".

 

[deeplyhigh]

So the communists have finally released their prisoner of war from captivity? Welcome home, Kyle. Whatever happens, you're a God damn hero.

10% of 2 million later, yes.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

No thank you.
Brunette/Latina master race ftw

They've got a few of those, too. Lots of 8-9s right now.
One was brunette and went blonde right before November 3rd.
Central casting is doing a good job. Manipulation was never so hawt

 

[Itu aru kamusu tugeza]

It's more of that he helped with the Trumpbux during the early stages of COVID and was willing to work with Trump along with Republicans. Plus he is one of the few candidates who actually knows how the Internet works (which is sadly a major feat for a modern presidential candidate)

I'm sure lots of Democrats know how to use the Internet; it's just that none of the tech-savvy ones really have any good reason to drop capital/funding on their own costly campaign bids looking for that crowd when most of the actual voting populace is all still old geezers. Besides, as internet lurkers we're only a very small (albeit generally more educated) minority, and the people who actually use the Internet on a regular basis are still mostly young adults to the late 30's. I imagine it's all orders from whoever's calling the shots in the DNC.

Internet savviness can be a good asset, but that by itself is not enough to stand apart from the competition, nor is it a requirement of any apt leader.

And as we've seen of late with all these RINOs coming out of the woodwork, those echoes and rumors floating about this whole Uniparty crap seem more disturbingly true with every day. With that in mind it's growing frustratingly harder to see "nonpartisanism" actually mean anything, especially when these candidates are still but content on towing the party line when you already had a R in 2016 completely shatter the carefully curated left-right paradigm. With the whole Trumpbux shit it took more than a while for the traditional R's and D's to decide what to push through, and they wasted a bunch of time trying to cram in the Green New Deal while they were at it (and had their media bigwigs spin it to have the GOP take the fall for "delaying aid").

A true Democrat champion will come in time, I'm positive. But it definitely won't be anytime soon, and not without the DNC taking a good hard look at its own philosophies (which is looking even harder as the GOP now very much looks poised to woo over more disillusioned center-leftists in future elections).