Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

How many pushups can Juju do?

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Eric Salads said:
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I agree with the sentiment, I am curious how all of the people vehemently defending fucking underage girls look.

They cannot find a woman their own age with the same level of maturity so they prey on those that are younger. Why do they think grooming high school girls is okay?
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It's not really relevant. They're trying to deflect the conversation to "is it OK to talk to 17 year olds" from "is it OK to masturbate to twelve year olds."
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Some of us were able to enjoy the lolsuit storyline, think ill of Maddox and also see clearly that Dax and his PTA acted like total lolcows throughout the saga.
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At the time I was enjoying the saga, I have to admit I was viewing Dax and even Cuckinos as the heroes of the saga. I really need to get over the habit of needing a hero in the story.
 
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By the way, I listened to WATP again for the first time in a few months. Karl is schilling hard for the Tampa Road Rage, but his reply girl wouldn't even go.
 
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only 2 upvotes and number 3 on the reddit. However that is not the embarrassing part
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If you didn't catch the name or haven't listened since episode 1 this is Frank The Tank. Frank is one of Dax's highschool/College buddies. Yes, contributions are so dead Dax is getting his friends to do the hard part so any retard can do the easy part.
I'm sure there is no way this could blow up in Franks face.
Feel free to submit your suggestions to frank.
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This is a sign of the complete lack of Self Awareness. Beth is @BIG_BRAD cohost for his parody podcast shitting on Dax and trolls Dax frequently on twitter under the name Beth Doe. This should be obvious.
Nope.... They think it's an amazing idea because MaDdOx LoSt AM I RIGHT BOIS?!
Sad thing is no one is contributing anything.
I can hear Diddler Dax Deffenders in the distance screeching "YOU CUCK! THE AUDIENCE OF BLUE COLLAR WORKERS ARE TOO BUSY WORKING 80 HOUR WEEKS TO RESPOND TO A REDDIT POST AND ALSO THE REDDIT IS TRASH AND EVERYONE HATES IT AND MADDOX LOST!"
Except this is not true.
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Maddox is bragging about his "bonus episode" (which is being labeled on itunes as a comedy album). Do Dickheads wanna win at something else?

So Maddox is Bragging about his bonus episode being ranked "#6 in comedy on itunes" while failing to mention that it is being listed as a comedy...
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Yeah, this went on for 127 comments and produced the Album Santa Cuck because Asterios had the balls to actually make an album as a fuck you to Maddox while Dax just sat on the side lines hurling insults waiting to see if it was safe for him to do the same thing. After Asterios proved the theory was correct, you only need a small cult base to buy on the same day in an obscure album in a low selling genre and you can top the charts, Dick took all the credit and let his most retarded sycophants do the same thing
This lead to MyRoomRecords colluding to Hijack Ralph's Mundane Matt xmas album, falsely promoting Dame on it of the Dax orbiters (erik wong) and their petty gay drama.
How did Dax make it right? He didn't. He promoted the album full well knowing the drama then after apologized and took the blame because he wanted Ralph to have a charting album.
 
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I thought Frank the Tank was the guy who called in threatening suicide.
 
Do you guys remember vito?
He spent the last 2 days arguing about cp on twitter with randos. Then invetiably it devolves in to arguing about his relation to mrgirl... Then he drops his nuclear bomb of a tweet.
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Now is there anyway to turn this in to a joke? Or is this another pedo on the dick masterson team?
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Dick also pops in to say that all youtubers are pedos. Is this his subconcious talking to us again like when he said he sees himself as the submissive when hes watching porn?
 
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I don't understand how there could possibly be people that want to die on the hill of "CP bad". It's the easiest position on the planet to have.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
The tryhard edgelord shit is so tiresome.
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I don't mind edgelords. Actually I love edgelord humor.
The problem is there isn't a joke. None of it is funny.
Just cause it was offensive or disgusting doesn't make it funny automatically Dax
BIG_BRAD said:
This is correct, Frank was the guy who called into a very early bonus episode to earnestly talk about how suicidal he was, and to ask for advice. IIRC this incident was what got Dustin kicked off the show, because a sincere advice segment for a depressed incel is just sad and not funny at all.

Frank disappeared for a long time after his call-in, and only recently has been getting back into the show + community. Poor guy likely has no idea about any of the recent shitstorms surrounding Dax
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BIG_BRAD said:
This is correct, Frank was the guy who called into a very early bonus episode to earnestly talk about how suicidal he was, and to ask for advice. IIRC this incident was what got Dustin kicked off the show, because a sincere advice segment for a depressed incel is just sad and not funny at all.
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Lmao, the obvious answer to any incel is pretty much "have sex, incel." Or "seethe, cope."
 
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George Cuckzunian said:
I don't mind edgelords. Actually I love edgelord humor.
The problem is there isn't a joke. None of it is funny.
Just cause it was offensive or disgusting doesn't make it funny automatically Dax

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I said “tryhard edgelord,” meaning those to whom edgelord humor does not come easily, so watching them try to make a funny is like watching a midget in anal labor with a watermelon. Except not as funny.
 
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It's kind of astounding. Even ralph is trying a new angle with some IRL stuff which for whatever reason comes out entertaining but I come back to this thread for an update and here's dax and vito still defending CP. Has dax just completely hit a brick wall? He's stuck in the hamster wheel for sture.
 
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Crystal Golem said:
It's kind of astounding. Even ralph is trying a new angle with some IRL stuff which for whatever reason comes out entertaining but I come back to this thread for an update and here's dax and vito still defending CP. Has dax just completely hit a brick wall? He's stuck in the hamster wheel for sture.
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Apparently he's somehow decided his sole purpose in existence is to defend pedophilia. I'm not sure how this happened, but Diddler Dax is now his identity.
 
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