Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

[fuzzyrodent85]

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It looks like cum is dripped on top. I guess she was so happy that her penis was going to be chopped off that she blew a load.


Why does an ancient Greek god talk like a kindergartner addicted to sugar?


This reads like a ddlg post.


warriorers


That pinky.


I'm really curious as to what it would look like as an actual piece of jewelry.

 

[Wes Bluemarine]

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It looks like cum is dripped on top. I guess she was so happy that her penis was going to be chopped off that she blew a load.

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I'm really curious as to what it would look like as an actual piece of jewelry.

I think for the first one it might be wax/some kind of resin. Aesthetically its shit but I can kinda see the effort. also, are those tea leaves of transing your gender?
Also, the amulet is so confusing looking. There's at least 5 different things going on in there.

 

[FatalTater]

Gwendolyn Quinn

Listen up witches! Bath and Body Works now has a crystal line! Yes! You read that correctly. I picked up the rose quartz body wash and bath milk and a pink crystal wallflower plug in. Aphrodite is...

witchofaphrodite.tumblr.com

I can't get an archive of it right now, but holy shit this is hilarious

https://archive.vn/xUF7s

Never knew liking rose scent and pink was an Aphrodite thing, but there ya go.

 

[NoReturn]

I went back to that Gwendolyn chick's page out of curiosity, here's what I found in that rabbit warren of her and her friends' blogs:

Questioning, but sure you're not cis. Good magics.

Yummy leaf, yum yum (Why is this on a witch blog?)

So that's the problem...

Ok this is actually sad

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Gwendolyn Quinn

Listen up witches! Bath and Body Works now has a crystal line! Yes! You read that correctly. I picked up the rose quartz body wash and bath milk and a pink crystal wallflower plug in. Aphrodite is...

witchofaphrodite.tumblr.com

I can't get an archive of it right now, but holy shit this is hilarious

 

[A Sign]

A good thing about these types and kinnies (kincare tag) is that they bring traffic and hopefully sales to small businesses.

Why yes Bryqm that shower gel you bought from your local brick and mortar store will give you the magic ability to have a rosy smelling aura, it'll be even more magical if you use that magical deodorant that [insert god/dess here] approves of

 

[Wyzzerd]

A real witch should just get clean the old fashioned way. With a chair, some rope, a river, and an angry mob.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

I went back to that Gwendolyn chick's page out of curiosity, here's what I found in that rabbit warren of her and her friends' blogs:
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Questioning, but sure you're not cis. Good magics.
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Yummy leaf, yum yum (Why is this on a witch blog?)
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So that's the problem...
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Ok this is actually sad
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Warlocks just jerk off in the shower, of course.

 

[EyelessMC]

Don't know if this one was posted yet but this got me bad:

A good thing about these types and kinnies (kincare tag) is that they bring traffic and hopefully sales to small businesses.

I never thought of it that way. ...huh
Guess there's a silver lining under every retard's helmet. Maybe these stores can be saved after all despite everything going on, but at the cost of having meandering, muttering wildebeests be their new customers for a while.

 

[A Sign]

As long as they won't pick fights with da dirty dang cis hets or spray other customers in the face business is business

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

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You forgot the period blood.


It's a Walmart cashier. Can't you just be nice to them? They're making minimum wage.


You forgot the rule to not take part in closed practices you poopy butthole!


If I heard a death god speak in my head I would probably talk to a therapist, not make Tumblr posts about how quirky I am.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

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You forgot the period blood.

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It's a Walmart cashier. Can't you just be nice to them? They're making minimum wage.

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You forgot the rule to not take part in closed practices you poopy butthole!

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If I heard a death god speak in my head I would probably talk to a therapist, not make Tumblr posts about how quirky I am.

If that candle fetish spell isn’t a joke then I am actually MOTI over retards.

“If you want to pretend to be a victim”
Their hypocrisy is sickening even with things that never happened.

 

[Wes Bluemarine]

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If I heard a death god speak in my head I would probably talk to a therapist, not make Tumblr posts about how quirky I am.

I think that's what you call schizoaffective disorder

 

[verygayFrogs]

Remember the chick I linked last time I was here? Yeah she’s fucking nuts sometimes

Spoiler: Long post

Who’s gonna tell her about the crusades?

Ok maybe not bc not rubbing strawberries on your face is a good idea

Bonus round that was too funny

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Half of these are literally going against their legends, the others are basically blm and immagration propaganda. And not a single mention of Zeus fucking someone

 

[Flexo]

The thought of these gals trying to stop the robot uprising fills me with such mirth. Who knew Terminator could be a comedy? Adding this thread to my watch.

 

[prettybad]

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Who’s gonna tell her about the crusades?

More like the Roman Empire who?

It's actually baffling how these people can be writing fanfics about greek mythological figures like they're their own OCs if their understanding is this superficial. I'm starting to think all they know actually does come solely from tumblr.

 

[EyelessMC]

I'm starting to think all they know actually does come solely from tumblr.

And Supernatural. And sitcoms.
Honestly their fanfics could easily pass as a script for any given show today.

 

[NoReturn]

And Supernatural. And sitcoms.
Honestly their fanfics could easily pass as a script for any given show today.

It's true, and that's kind of sad. There's no depth to any of it. Not religion, not literature. These kids are living at the consumer level.

 

[EyelessMC]

It's true, and that's kind of sad. There's no depth to any of it. Not religion, not literature. These kids are living at the consumer level.

Reminds me of:

Now I want to see a Witchblr sacrificing their hair and turkey leftovers to their PS5.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

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If you have multiple gods you godspouse for are you polyam? Is there still fluidbonding?


I want to review this and hexing the patriarchy but I can't find a free PDF. I'm not spending any money on this.


May Zeus rape you this holiday season.


I wonder what college she went to. I mean, in elementary school people got yelled at for picking their noses. The person probably wasn't even staring at her, just sleepy from pulling all nighters studying.


Oh no, she's a dangerous storm witch! What if I get struck by lightning?!

 

[DJ Grelle]

May Zeus rape you this holiday season.

Pretty sure that Zeus abuses the shit out of Hera and cheats on her with everything female between the age of 16 and 24.

Also, have we talked about the blood of zeus show? It seems pretty popular with witchblr. I might have missed it tho.