Albert Ball
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Looks like Phil got some playtime on the jungle gym last night.
"Retards in the Mist"
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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"Retards in the Mist"
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That's exactly what edgy 13 year olds would do. Go to the playground at night. It's a safe place but it's still edgy because it's dark out.
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That’s what every socialist, communist, and anarchist wants. They’re nothing more than petty authoritarians who want nothing more than a taste of power. They will make life hell for those who have to report to them or rely on them.
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HOLY SHIT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I'll comment when I can stop laughing.....
I'll comment when I can stop laughing.....
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There's NO WAY Phil could've walked into a cake shop and ASKED for this. They don't just GIVE Antifa cakes away.
It probably cost him, what, 15 or 20 bucks?
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More accurately:
Portland Antifa:
Also Portland Antifa:
Phil, aka Aspen: (waddling past Portland bakery with Antifa cake in window) Hey, I should buy that and pretend Antifa bought it for me! Also I should call myself “bloc name redacted” while directing people to a website that catalogues my every alias and entire life story! Nobody will think it’s suspicious that Portland Antifa didn’t say anything themselves, or write anything on the cake indicating that it was actually made for me!
He won’t “dare to struggle” eating that whole cake in a single sitting, I’m sure. Probably won’t even cut slices. He’ll just grab whole handfuls of cake and cram them into his fat maw.
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The last time Phil said somebody gave him food - his mother and a Pizza - he admitted that was a lie.
Here I bet some cake shop made this hoping some schmuck would come in and buy it...and lo and behold, one did.
Another win for capitalism.
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This is why it’s hilarious that (bloc name Aspen) thinks we’d send assassins after him. If we wanted him dead, we’d just create an Etsy store and keep updating it with new Antifa products daily until his entire tugboat is gone.
In real life, if Phil really was this elite supersoldier, he’d encourage the rumour that he was no longer in Antifa so that he could do his important work in secret. I guess this proves that he really is on the outs with Antifa.
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Exactly, it's classic misdirection. The best supersoldiers out there don't post on Twatter because that would be stupid.
But you what would be funny? If that's actually what's going on but it's Antifa that's pulling it on Phil. Think about it. Here's this sped who likes to larp as a member. They treat him nice, buy him a cake and tell him he's a good boy because he's an idiot that believes it. Now all eyes are on Phil, he's all over Twatter giving away his location, saying what he's going to be doing and the real Antifa Supersoldiers are out there bashing the fash while Phil sits in his "bunker", stuffing handfulls of cake into his face and then bouncing and squeaking because he's on a sugar high and can't handle it.
I know it's not real but it would be funny.
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I can only imaging the snickering from the bakery (most likely Fred Meyer) staff as Phil waddled into the store in his tard gear to pick up the cake he ordered for himself. They were probably taking bets about wether or not he'd take it back to his philthy apartment to pose with it.
Looks like Alejandro won $20. Look and all that shit on the floor.
Looks like Alejandro won $20. Look and all that shit on the floor.
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It's really nice of the federal government to buy Phil a cake.
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It's totally out of the question that someone from KF sent him that cake. Right?
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Why would anyone do that, even if they had his address? No one is sending him anything, except maybe another potato, and he certainly isn't going to try to pass that off as a gift from antifa comrades.
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Of course not! Totally out of the question!
Shht I just want to see him attack a cake with a knife
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Oh yeah, that was me. I put lead in it because I wanted to see if I could make him dumber.
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Dare to struggle, eh? Reminds me of a certain historical book.
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And this is why you should never allow a nation of ADF. The basic concept is "murder all the smart people." And amazingly, if you do this, you end up with a nation of absolutely incompetent retards.
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To be fair I still do this most nights but then I have 2 dogs, and the playground at night is always empty and secure, so I can let them off the leads in relative safety. That and I can have a go on the swings without looking like a creepy old guy.
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Oompa Loompa doopity doo
I am a Maoist, let me explain it to you
Oompa Loompa doopity dee
I draw yard squiggles and get my cheese for free