🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Haru Okumura]

Also, when was that passive-aggressive tweet Ralph did about people's true colours or whatever?

It was the night following his single short IRL stream in DC on November 14th.

I stand by my original hypothesis that when he was suddenly traveling during the Mark Collett guest appearance, he was going to see Vickers who had flown in to have another go at retrieving Faith. The sonogram was posted 4 days after that on October 27th and is the last second-to-last confirmed interaction between Ethan and Faith (with Halloween being the last). I suspect that this doctor's appointment made it clear just how expensive this pregnancy would be, and I'd be willing to bet that Vickers planted seeds of doubt about Ethan's capacity as a provider that combined with the subsequent medical news and ended with her leaving soon after, probably with an assurance that he'd let her move back and cover the bills for her care. She likely made this decision while seeing Ethan running around DC like a jackass with May after dumping her off in a shabby hotel for the night, prompting his message.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

The glow in the darks told Ralph and Nick to go on stage and the Oath Keepers smelt it miles away and denied the glowies their optics check.

Ralph wishes he could be a part of the groypers. Ralph only exchanged like a few words with Nick in his streams. Ralph isn't invited to the catboi groyper parties.

 

[High Tea]

Still seething over the Oath Keepers not letting him go up the stairs:

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Ethan Ralph has ONE weakness!

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The Oathkeepers don't fuck around. This interaction above anything shows his character, if the irl stuff hasn't already. It was smart to backdown, but then you can't bitch about it.

It was the night following his single short IRL stream in DC on November 14th.

I stand by my original hypothesis that when he was suddenly traveling during the Mark Collett guest appearance, he was going to see Vickers who had flown in to have another go at retrieving Faith. The sonogram was posted 4 days after that on October 27th and is the last confirmed interaction between Ethan and Faith. I suspect that this doctor's appointment made it clear just how expensive this pregnancy would be, and I'd be willing to bet that Vickers planted seeds of doubt about Ethan's capacity as a provider that combined with the subsequent medical news and ended with her leaving soon after, probably with an assurance that he'd let her move back and cover the bills for her care. She likely made this decision while seeing Ethan running around DC like a jackass with May after dumping her off in a shabby hotel for the night, prompting his message.

Was the Halloween appearance the equivalent of Nora's last appearance then? Show everyone we are happy then hope no one asks questions?

 

[Eggg]

Still seething over the Oath Keepers not letting him go up the stairs

Is there a clip of this?

 

[MeltyTW]

. It was smart to backdown,

disagree i think this not only makes ralph a bitch but he should now either fight them or offer up his women folk to them to restore his owner as a man

 

[Haru Okumura]

Was the Halloween appearance the equivalent of Nora's last appearance then? Show everyone we are happy then hope no one asks questions?

Yeah, I think the 30th was the last time she was ever directly shown on stream. He repeatedly stated she was at the hotel during the DC stream but she was never seen or heard on camera, and she wasn't even mentioned in Atlanta. I'm still pretty sure I heard a young-ish female voice on stream last week, but can't find a clip and in light of what we now know that easily could have been May.

His last mention of her on Twitter was actually on the 31st, so I was mistaken about the 27th being the last mention on there, but it still fits within my timeline.

I'm sure his drunken behavior after turning off the Election stream didn't help things either.

Is there a clip of this?

My account is banned from his channel and unable to clip, but it starts around 38:00 in this video:

https://dlive.tv/p/theralphretort+H5gBJUoGR

 

[Spectre_06]

Still seething over the Oath Keepers not letting him go up the stairs:

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Ethan Ralph has ONE weakness!

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Why would ANYONE want to associate with Oath Keepers? They're arguably the dumbest group of redneck "militia" I've ever known. Was a member for all of three months abouts before I realized they were a bunch of larpers, most of whom literally had no military experience, or were discharged from the military during training for "failure to adapt". Also, a not-insignificant portion are people who were discharged for felonies.

 

[Sriracha]

It was the night following his single short IRL stream in DC on November 14th.

I stand by my original hypothesis that when he was suddenly traveling during the Mark Collett guest appearance, he was going to see Vickers who had flown in to have another go at retrieving Faith. The sonogram was posted 4 days after that on October 27th and is the last confirmed interaction between Ethan and Faith. I suspect that this doctor's appointment made it clear just how expensive this pregnancy would be, and I'd be willing to bet that Vickers planted seeds of doubt about Ethan's capacity as a provider that combined with the subsequent medical news and ended with her leaving soon after, probably with an assurance that he'd let her move back and cover the bills for her care. She likely made this decision while seeing Ethan running around DC like a jackass with May after dumping her off in a shabby hotel for the night, prompting his message.

I think this is the best timeline explaination.

Still, I understand that Ralph makes just about minimum wage and I'm unfamiliar with pregnancy costs in the US, but all they have to pay for at this stage are 2 more ultrasounds, a whooping cough vaccination, gestational diabetes bloods, prenatal appointments and the birth. Even if she was high risk, all they could do is ECGs every 2-3 days at the hospital during the last month before birth and if they were to treat her thyroid issues, it would just be thyroxin prescription accompanied by bloods to check her levels. I don't know how you could be an adult and find these costs daunting, especially when it's nothing in comparison to the actual costs of taking care of a child. I don't think financials would have been a convincing argument for Faith or Ralph, I think it would be the fact that Ralph failed to find a better place for them and his mother.

 

[instythot]

disagree i think this not only makes ralph a bitch but he should now either fight them or offer up his women folk to them to restore his owner as a man

As if he didn't start as bitch. The man is afraid to talk to a fat retarded leaf and his skinny, more retarded totally heterosexual life partner

 

[MeltyTW]

I don't think financials would have been a convincing argument for Faith or Ralph, I think it would be the fact that Ralph failed to find a better place for them and his mother.

well i mean he tried to base his self worth off finances and now you have inlaws aghast at even the idea of using lemons as currency, alawgs constantly microanalyzing and tracking how much of a failure he is financially, and he himself admitting he makes fuck all and constantly edging closer and closer to being banned and taking yet another massive hit to his income and id believe itd played at least a part seeing how his life savings are probably going to be gone within the early childhood of this kid and hes bound to die within a few short years,

As if he didn't start as bitch. The man is afraid to talk to a fat retarded leaf and his skinny, more retarded totally heterosexual life partner

well we will just have to wait for ralph to settle that with the oathkeepers in the street brawl now wont we?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

I think another question worth pondering is what is the fate of the Demon Baby at this point.

It's far outside the timeframe of getting that thing flushed out of her at this point, right?

Ralph is unlikely to have regular access, like father like son.

 

[Haru Okumura]

I think this is the best timeline explaination.

Still, I understand that Ralph makes just about minimum wage and I'm unfamiliar with pregnancy costs in the US, but all they have to pay for at this stage are 2 more ultrasounds, a whooping cough vaccination, gestational diabetes bloods, prenatal appointments and the birth. Even if she was high risk, all they could do is ECGs every 2-3 days at the hospital during the last month before birth and if they were to treat her thyroid issues, it would just be thyroxin prescription accompanied by bloods to check her levels. I don't know how you could be an adult and find these costs daunting, especially when it's nothing in comparison to the actual costs of taking care of a child. I don't think financials would have been a convincing argument for Faith or Ralph, I think it would be the fact that Ralph failed to find a better place for them and his mother.

Childbirth for an uncomplicated delivery is generally at least $10,000 in hospital fees, although I'm not sure how much lower it might be in Ethan's backwater shithole. That's a pretty big dent in his purported $50,000 of Youtube money either way.

That said, I do agree that this alone wouldn't do it if Faith didn't have other concerns, but Ethan's behavior over the past month - his drinking and carousing with May on the weekends - probably pushed her over the edge, especially with her father whispering in her ear. This is especially true for a narcissist like Faith who probably sees leaving as the way to most effectively hurt Ethan, the person who she sees as having wronged her most recently.

 

[Sam Losco]

My account is banned from his channel and unable to clip, but it starts around 38:00 in this video:

https://dlive.tv/p/theralphretort+H5gBJUoGR

Throw that gunt around. Do you know who I am? I'm a fucking SUPERSTAR. What a pathetic moron. Go lick up Nick's cummies you piece of shit.


Someone asked in a YT comment, so here is the total lemon count for the Atlanta IRL time period:
153,299 lemons. Minus 25% = 114,974.25 which I believe is around $1,379.69

 

[instythot]

I think another question worth pondering is what is the fate of the Demon Baby at this point.

It's far outside the timeframe of getting that thing flushed out of her at this point, right?

Ralph is unlikely to have regular access, like father like son.

As far as I understand American politics, when blue is in sight, abortions up until 5 seconds before a natural birth are legal and encouraged for the empowerment of men with vaginas

 

[High Tea]

disagree i think this not only makes ralph a bitch but he should now either fight them or offer up his women folk to them to restore his owner as a man

Think he probably would have got his ass kicked. He should have stood up, but by backing down, he then has to shut up about it. It just seems like a pattern, bitch about something, almost start a fight, back off, then complain about how the other person or group is really the bitch. What is this? Like the 10th time this sort of situation has happened? Bryan, PPP, many, many people on Twitter.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

As far as I understand American politics, when blue is in sight, abortions up until 5 seconds before a natural birth are legal and encouraged for the empowerment of men with vaginas

Yup if Faith is back in Cali, she can get a third trimester abortion with 0 problems. I think they even do it for free in Cali.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

It was the night following his single short IRL stream in DC on November 14th.

I stand by my original hypothesis that when he was suddenly traveling during the Mark Collett guest appearance, he was going to see Vickers who had flown in to have another go at retrieving Faith. The sonogram was posted 4 days after that on October 27th and is the last second-to-last confirmed interaction between Ethan and Faith (with Halloween being the last). I suspect that this doctor's appointment made it clear just how expensive this pregnancy would be, and I'd be willing to bet that Vickers planted seeds of doubt about Ethan's capacity as a provider that combined with the subsequent medical news and ended with her leaving soon after, probably with an assurance that he'd let her move back and cover the bills for her care. She likely made this decision while seeing Ethan running around DC like a jackass with May after dumping her off in a shabby hotel for the night, prompting his message.

So I have a question about that October sonogram because I was away and had to play catch up. Wasn't it confirmed that she's much earlier in the pregnancy then I initially speculated, putting conception sometime after the sex tape and not before it? He said the due date was May 27, meaning that my initial speculation was off by a few weeks.

I bring this up because Faith was hiding out away from him for a tiny bit during the blow up over the sex tape, only coming back after things started to cool down. We joke, but I seriously am now wondering if it genuinely isn't his and he knows it.

 

[High Tea]

So I have a question about that October sonogram because I was away and had to play catch up. Wasn't it confirmed that she's much earlier in the pregnancy then I initially speculated, putting conception sometime after the sex tape and not before it? He said the due date was May 27, meaning that my initial speculation was off by a few weeks.

I bring this up because Faith was hiding out away from him for a tiny bit during the blow up over the sex tape, only coming back after things started to cool down. We joke, but I seriously am now wondering if it genuinely isn't his and he knows it.

Then whose? Halfwaycrrok? Dick's? Destiny's? The mystery neighbors?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Yup if Faith is back in Cali, she can get a third trimester abortion with 0 problems. I think they even do it for free in Cali.

Planned Parenthood says she's got 6 months unless she's in danger.

Abortion Service in Los Angeles, CA - Get the Pill, Facts & Cost

Abortion Clinics, Pill, Facts, Cost, Information & Methods from Dorothy Hecht Health Center. Trusted health care for nearly 100 years by Planned Parenthood.

www.plannedparenthood.org

So one look at the guntling and I'm sure they'll make an exception. I mean it's Cali so I'm sure a head cold is excuse enough for them.

 

[Haru Okumura]

So I have a question about that October sonogram because I was away and had to play catch up. Wasn't it confirmed that she's much earlier in the pregnancy then I initially speculated, putting conception sometime after the sex tape and not before it? He said the due date was May 27, meaning that my initial speculation was off by a few weeks.

I bring this up because Faith was hiding out away from him for a tiny bit during the blow up over the sex tape, only coming back after things started to cool down. We joke, but I seriously am now wondering if it genuinely isn't his and he knows it.

Schizo theory: Faith was knocked up by Digibro, this is the true reason why Digi and Pantsu broke up, and May is now getting with Ethan to exact revenge.