Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Jose Jordan]

Uh, Cooking with Surfer? This Week in Cuckada? Fucking Bombshell?

Does he even do cuckada anymore ? Justo was the first politician to publicly bring up this “great reset” thing and they ignored it to talk about teaclips

 

[Love Machine]

PPP needs to work on costumer confidentiality.

Not cool there to out a client, buddy

 

[Perspicacity]

More kino content from PPP, talking about his Diva client JMK.

 

[instythot]

Does he even do cuckada anymore ? Justo was the first politician to publicly bring up this “great reset” thing and they ignored it to talk about teaclips

He keeps saying he wants to get back to it, but nothing on the schedule yet. They seem to revolve around Surfer's work schedule and RJ appears to be bootstrapping again

 

[Perspicacity]

JMK was enraged by the tweets and had to debunk them live. Gahoole requested to moderate an impromptu debate and JMK accepted. Now PPP & JMK are having it out.

 

[ClipBitch]

John is unironically one of my favorite people in this hemisphere. The way he takes everything so seriously fills me with such joy. I can't believe that low effort jmk is gay video lead to this stream.

 

[Kenobi]

John is unironically one of my favorite people in this hemisphere. The way he takes everything so seriously fills me with such joy. I can't believe that low effort jmk is gay video lead to this stream.

Honestly i have been laughing at 30 seconds at the fact that a response exists. How can you be 30 years old and spent as much time on the internet as John has and still fall for obious gags. Hes almost as autistic as chris.
Now it shouldn´t be funny cause we all knew he would he respond and the how his response would look like. Its full of anime figures with questionable ages, him flaunting his insecurites and projecting them at other people,him debunking/missunderstaning a joke and my absoulte favorite redefining what words mean or not knowing what a word means.

 

[PhoBingas]

Honestly i have been laughing at 30 seconds at the fact that a response exists. How can you be 30 years old and spent as much time on the internet as John has and still fall for obious gags. Hes almost as autistic as chris.

Well, I was gonna give it a skip as its getting late, but if this guy is as gullible as Chris, I'll have to check this out now. I honestly think JMK is an insufferable weeb faggot, but if this is some surprise kino, I'll have to feed my nectar addiction.

 

[instythot]

John is unironically one of my favorite people in this hemisphere. The way he takes everything so seriously fills me with such joy. I can't believe that low effort jmk is gay video lead to this stream.

The way he gobbles up low effort bait, you'd almost swear he was a secret Herrera

 

[Vetti]

I know it's been said before but Gahoole is the weirdest looking guy. PPP looks absolutely fetching next to him.

 

[Guntkvd]

Guntlemen, it's simple. We kill the teaclips and necktar will flow again.

 

[High Tea]

Guntlemen, it's simple. We kill the teaclips and necktar will flow again.

Where's a harpoon emoji when you need it?

 

[instythot]

Well, I was gonna give it a skip as its getting late, but if this guy is as gullible as Chris, I'll have to check this out now. I honestly think JMK is an insufferable weeb faggot, but if this is some surprise kino, I'll have to feed my nectar addiction.

It's amazing. He takes every low effort bait from ppp, Gahoole and chat. Weird that the Catholic is so afraid of being gay with such an accepting and tolerant pope

 

[Delicious Diversity]

To understand JMK one has to understand the mindset of crippling autism. People with this condition are obsessive, do not understand social norms, do not understand sarcasm or practical jokes, and can devote unreasonably large quantities of time to things that seem unimportant to most people.

JMK is just being himself. He can't help being this way, and we should not be surprised by most of what he does. Of course a literal sperg is gonna sperg. I'm just glad he is giving people so much material to work with in the nectar production industry.

 

[PhoBingas]

It's amazing. He takes every low effort bait from ppp, Gahoole and chat. Weird that the Catholic is so afraid of being gay with such an accepting and tolerant pope

Holy ol' fuck. It's bold of JMK to accuse anyone of "not getting social cues". I guess if I my monitor dies I can kidnap the mingy little choir boy for some imax levels of projection. I've met sharper actual retards. Fuck, even Andy Warski of all people can tell when he's getting fucked with.

He HAS to be on the spectrum, its the only thing that explains him being less self-aware than fucking Chris-chan.

 

[Vetti]

30 year old neet. Can't navigate social situations. Decks out all his profiles in animu pictures.

I wonder if JMK is autistic.

 

[instythot]

30 year old neet. Can't navigate social situations. Decks out all his profiles in animu pictures.

I wonder if JMK is autistic.

He could only be more autistic if he was into trains and sonic

 

[big ups liquid richard]

30 year old neet. Can't navigate social situations. Decks out all his profiles in animu pictures.

I wonder if JMK is autistic.

Specifically, he has used a little anime girl for every single graphic image opportunity he gets. Its creepy and suspicious.

 

[Angry Shoes]

30 year old neet. Can't navigate social situations. Decks out all his profiles in animu pictures.

I wonder if JMK is autistic.

Part of me wonders if he's playing up the 'take everything seriously' part of his personality for attention. That's a very autistic trait, but as far as his communication skills go he doesn't seem as blatantly autistic as someone like Chris-Chan.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Part of me wonders if he's playing up the 'take everything seriously' part of his personality for attention. That's a very autistic trait, but as far as his communication skills go he doesn't seem as blatantly autistic as someone like Chris-Chan.

To be precise I think he probably has aspergers, which is basically a form of high-functioning autism and where the term 'sperg' comes from. People with aspergers can talk somewhat normally and have a basic sense of what is or isn't appropriate behaviour. But social cues are not intuitive to them, and they still have the autistic mindset where they become overly obsessed with unusual things and can lash out in anger when they struggle to understand normal people.

For comparison: take Flamenco, former cohost of the Pillstream and confirmed autist. He has severe aspergers. However, if you listen to Flamenco and then listen to JMK talking for an extended period, I would say Flamenco sounds more normal and socially adept than JMK. If by some miracle he doesn't have any form of autism, then I must believe he was locked in a dark basement for his entire childhood or something because the guy is just not normal.

I think someone should challenge JMK to do an autism test live on stream because he is autistic enough to actually do it just to 'prove people wrong' and it would be pretty fucking funny to watch him score off the chart.