Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Doing this requires an strong, irony-free commitment to the bit, whereas our future superstar can barely commit to his own children.

I would even say streaming is bridge to far he should just play the game recorded it then edit down to 15 minutes of "highlights"
 
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That's something I'm very interested in seeing as well. Unlike a lot of the cows on this site Rich doesn't have a disability to fall back on when things start getting heated. Lord knows Rich wants people to feel sorry for him and forgive all of his wrongdoings because of his bad back, but that's not nearly as pity-inducing as having Moebius Syndrome or being a disabled manchild who genuinely believes he's a goddess from another dimension. I really don't think he's going to avoid consequences when push comes to shove, despite how hard he's been trying to not think about that.
A big part of the disability hearings is determining how employable someone is. The judge takes into account things like level of education, job experience, and availability of work that could be done with whatever disability someone has. Lowtax's "20 years as the webmaster of a famous and influential web zone" is going to lead to a lot of questions about why he can't just go do other webmaster work, especially considering that the work can be done in a recliner or bed at home. His grandiose claims about his past life are going to work against him if he tries to grift the disability system.
 
Totally gonna stream tonight guys honest. He deleted a previous post from an hour ago that he would try to stream and asking for suggestions.
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A big part of the disability hearings is determining how employable someone is. The judge takes into account things like level of education, job experience, and availability of work that could be done with whatever disability someone has. Lowtax's "20 years as the webmaster of a famous and influential web zone" is going to lead to a lot of questions about why he can't just go do other webmaster work, especially considering that the work can be done in a recliner or bed at home. His grandiose claims about his past life are going to work against him if he tries to grift the disability system.

I m starting to think radium was the one with any computer know/how. Its the only thing that makes sense on why he was desperate for any one but him to be the computer janny. He would be a very different place if he let JOSH fix things, instead of cucking to ZDR.




It’s pretty sad to see a 40 year old man trying to “find himself” the same way a 14 year old Youtuber does.


Oh he found himself, its in a bottle of pills in a tackle box near his bed.

What I find crazy is how he dropped his daughter off at him moms so he could stream and now that he has all the time in the world he JUST CANT DO IT.

Also didnt his surgery fix that back of his?
 
fuck how do I delete

but imagine how hard helldump would be going right now if tax hadn't deleted the one funny thing in those forums
 
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Through the power of association, I always picture her as Lucy Lawless in full armor, flingin' that chakram of Missouri family law at a perpetually whining Lowtax.
I'd watch that show. She'd also be perfect for the role since she also aged pretty damn well unlike Lowtax who aged twenty years in the last four.
 
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