🐱 Men are confused by this cute girl farting on TikTok

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We’ve all heard of the children’s book, Everybody Poops, correct? The “part biology textbook, part sociological treatise,” according to the Amazon description, educates on how “creatures throughout the animal world—including humans—deal with the products of digestion.” So by those same mechanics, it also stands to reason that everybody also farts from time to time. Yet, for some reason, men are completely perplexed by a farting girl on TikTok.

The TikTok user in question, @junglequeen_, or, Nana May, seems to specialize in a niche of sexy gross-out videos—oftentimes, alongside her pet rottweiler. The video which has gotten her all the attention features Nana May sitting on a chair while wearing booty shorts and smiling impishly, before lifting her leg high in the air, farting, and then innocently asking: “Hi, how are you guys?”

Since being uploaded on Nov. 9, the video has been viewed nearly three million times, which should come as little surprise. Between the cute farting girl, crude humor, and dog’s likewise perplexed reaction—it honestly had all of the ingredients for a viral TikTok.

It has also spawned a whole subset of reaction videos from men, primarily (although also a few women), who expressed their disgust at the sheer audacity of a woman farting on camera.

Of course, there are men who are thirsty enough to overlook a farting girl on TikTok, if she’s pretty enough, anyway. Uh, hooray for progress??

Hey, it takes all kinds, are we right? But for everyone else, if you can’t take a farting girl, get off of the internet.
 
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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that...that little gust my dear....you caught me off guard...yes...so gentle it was though...hmmmm...let me taste this little one...just one small sniff.....sniff...ah....ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff...and yet...so strong...yes...the odor....sniff sniff...hmmm....is that....sniff....hmmm....I can almost taste it my dear.....yes....just...sniff....a little whiff more if you please.....ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff...ah yes I have it now....yes quite....hhhhmmmm...delectable my dear.....quite exquisite yes.....I dare say...sniff....the most pungent one yet my dear....ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff....yes....
 
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She must have ate something yummy because that dog is looking for the original food item hinted at by her ass. And that microsecond where both their ears perk up and their panting mouths close a little bit :story:
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https://www.tiktok.com/@junglequeen_/video/6896277928385072390?lang=en
https://www.tiktok.com/@junglequeen_/video/6895927929029659910?lang=en
https://www.tiktok.com/@junglequeen_/video/6896272854959115526?lang=en
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hmmm, I guess yellow girls fuck dogs too
 
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James Joyce

“My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.​

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You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.​

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Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.”​

― James Joyce, Selected Letters of James Joyce
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