🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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well they can at least unverify him to make him squeal, win win we get seethe from reethan and they get a self claimed right winger doing more damage to the movement AND they can keep him doing that without even needing to associate with him.

did your sources ever say anything about ethan being paranoid of moles or leakers? the way mine went on they described him as always being nervous someone is a spy or an alawg especially if something bad happens to him or we post details or speculation that run too close to the mark for his comfort. of course dont answer if source wouldnt like mine is also skittish even indirect details could finger him out
Aparently one of the problems he has is remembering who he told what to. I think he tries to do the whole red herring leak detection thing, but the reason it diddnt work is because I very carefully made sure I had at least 2 sources for everything in the initial leak.
 
Aparently one of the problems he has is remembering who he told what to. I think he tries to do the whole red herring leak detection thing, but the reason it diddnt work is because I very carefully made sure I had at least 2 sources for everything in the initial leak.
Yeah plugging information leaks is probably pretty hard when you're a boozebag who likes to hit the bottle and run his yap.
 
Why is ralph so obsessed with calling null a pedophile? It doesn't even make sense, the amount of people who accuse one another of being pedos is fucking absurd. Does ralph think if he keeps calling null a pedo it will somehow magically become true? That he can will it into reality?

There's a lot of internet people I hate, but I wouldn't call them a pedophile without strong evidence. Dax Hererra is an annoying freak, but I think he's s a libertarian moral relativist/nihilist rather than an actual pedophile.

People like ralph are overusing pedophile much the same way people over use racist/sexist, it's completely diminishing the impact of the word into nothingness.
It's because he's a unimaginative pleb. Seriously think of all insults you could throw at Null.
 
It's because he's a unimaginative pleb. Seriously think of all insults you could throw at Null.
From Ralph's position? Not much, it's hard to insult others when you're about as bad of a person as is possible.

What's he going to say? Josh has a squeaky voice? Ralph laughs like a dolphin
Josh is fat? Ralph is 5'1" and 300 lbs
Josh lives in eastern europe? Ralph lives in a crack shack
Josh is poor? Ralph makes minimum wage at most
 
Small update just because I find it funny. Apparently Ralph is keeping most of this close to chest because he cant quite figure out who the snake in the grass is so he is mostly just ignoring it until he gets back to crack shack. However, some of the guntguard jannies are trying to take matters into their own hands doing loyalty checks amongst themselves. Unsure if this is something Ralph asked them to do or if they are just that commited. Theres also some confusion as well because Aparently not even all of Ralphs Guntguard was supposed to know Faith was gone; at least thats kind of how it seems from the few things passed along to me. I dont think we will have to wait much longer for the coming harvest.

Edit: just a side note, this is based off of info given to me by a new source.
God, why is it that every person on the internet who has a channel or a show or whatever inevitably ends up running this gay personal army shit? Imagine having henchmen, and a hierarchy, and oaths of loyalty. Imagine ordering your senior advisors to, while in their pyjamas and eating cereal, fire up the keyboards and start interrogating potential defectors to be put against the Discord firing wall. Imagine doing all this and not feeling like a massive autist.

When can we go back to the days when people just watch content and aren't fighting to become lieutenants in some faggot e-army? 🙄
 
From Ralph's position? Not much, it's hard to insult others when you're about as bad of a person as is possible.

What's he going to say? Josh has a squeaky voice? Ralph laughs like a dolphin
Josh is fat? Ralph is 5'1" and 300 lbs
Josh lives in eastern europe? Ralph lives in a crack shack
Josh is poor? Ralph makes minimum wage at most
he could substantially more doing mcdonalds in dc which he commutes to anyway, i think even the days he does ok like now in irl streams almost dying to oathkeepers he could just pull in overtime and make more.

God, why is it that every person on the internet who has a channel or a show or whatever inevitably ends up running this gay personal army shit? Imagine having henchmen, and a hierarchy, and oaths of loyalty. Imagine ordering your senior advisors to, while in their pyjamas and eating cereal, fire up the keyboards and start interrogating potential defectors to be put against the Discord firing wall. Imagine doing all this and not feeling like a massive autist.

When can we go back to the days when people just watch content and aren't fighting to become lieutenants in some faggot e-army? 🙄
but the kwaifaorums refuse to acknowledge that im the ralphamale and that nulls penis is broken? why arent they talking about nulls penis as much as me!
 
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Revenge of the Cis is live with Alex Jones right now. When he came on, he even said that he is a big fan of the show - it gotta hurt that Alex didn't know who Ralph is but is watching Mersh on a regular basis. I hope he tells him how he feels about that when the two gunts meet in Tampa
When Alex was on Tim Pool, he also said he was a "big fan of the show". Alex is just trying to butter them up, he never means that. He probably says a line similar to that in every show he goes on.
 
but the kwaifaorums refuse to acknowledge that im the ralphamale and that nulls penis is broken? why arent they talking about nulls penis as much as me!
The way Ralph talks about Null's dick, Gunty is making it sound like he's the only person in the world who will finally be able to coax an orgasm out of Josh.

I've seen dick crazed women talk less about someone's genitals.

@theralph It's okay. It's 2020. Don't let your paypiggies tell you otherwise. It's okay to be your true self, Olivia Ralph. Get some cute dresses and some titty skittles and you'll be a lot more comfortable in your own skin.
 
When Alex was on Tim Pool, he also said he was a "big fan of the show". Alex is just trying to butter them up, he never means that. He probably says a line similar to that in every show he goes on.
We know that and Ralph maybe does too, but not the Gunt's frail ego. All it heard was a short mumbling of Alex when it shouted about the Killstream and a "love your show" from Alex when talking to RotC.
Revenge of the Cis partnered up with Dick Masterson to get Road Rage Tampa on the road and Ethan is just a guest (sandwiched between Ryan Long and Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts"). Now they could book the Jones while Ethan could only get junior. I wouldn't be surprised if he'll drop some passive-aggressive remarks over this "slight" when they finally meet in person.
 
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My penance to @Sam Losco for spacing on making him another gif.
 
Ok well wouldn't being a child rapist murderer be worse? Why not go with that?
Cuz that implies a crime was committed and it's a very outrageous claim.
You can be a pedophile and not break any laws (theoretically), while if you claim someone is a child rapist murderer, they'll ask why they haven't been caught yet.
 
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