Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,453 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,602
Pretty sure he already rewrote the conviction in his mind. He thinks that if he can "excuse" or justify things they won't matter. Like i called her and aids ridden white but it doesn't count becaue k was having an anxiety attack. Or i said there will be blood b cause it's a phrase from a movie. Or wtf is in his credit report they he is working on and shouldn't be used against him.

Thing is his mental gymnastics are beyond a reach and it's excusable to him with his broken logic but not excusable to literally anyone with comprehension skills.
 
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For those who are not affiliated with the Mormon church, the hashtag "givethanks" is something that Mormons are doing since the leader of the church said to post on social media things that you are grateful for to express outward positivity. It's interesting to see at times that he completely distances himself from being Mormon and then at other times we see him hopping on the Mormon bandwagon like this for example. It makes me question if shitlips actually were to get a good Mormon girl, would he be fully Mormon again? But yeah... thought you guys would like to know about that.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
I know this isn't what you meant, but it took my slow brain a while to figure it out, and I decided I wanted Russ to change his online name to Happy Harry Hard-on.
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+100 xp for pump up the volume reference

I thought it was a reference to Triple H, the WWE wrestler which would be equally strange and hilarious
 
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AnOminous said:
I don't think he grasps that outside of Utah, he will not have the tard armor of the Magical Star Buddy. If he fucks up, he's just going to jail.
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It's strange, isn't it? The Mormonism he despises for purportedly keeping him away from hookers was possibly the one thing keeping him actually dealing with the undertow of crime and prostitution. He's basically always lived in a sheltered bubble due to a theological quirk.
 
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For those who are not affiliated with the Mormon church, the hashtag "givethanks" is something that Mormons are doing since the leader of the church said to post on social media things that you are grateful for to express outward positivity. It's interesting to see at times that he completely distances himself from being Mormon and then at other times we see him hopping on the Mormon bandwagon like this for example. It makes me question if shitlips actually were to get a good Mormon girl, would he be fully Mormon again? But yeah... thought you guys would like to know about that.
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No he wouldn't--even if the Mormon young lady was conventionally hot. Butternut exhibits a distressing bad pattern of being a supermassive black hole wanting praise and validation. He might pontificate (when it suits him) on church dogma, but he will 100% NOT be faithful, and he will 100% be both physically and emotionally abusive. But make no mistake...once butternut saw one set of tits and pussy, he pretty much is gonna need to see all of 'em--or as many as he can rack up.

For validation.
 
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Constellationzero said:
No he wouldn't--even if the Mormon young lady was conventionally hot. Butternut exhibits a distressing bad pattern of being a supermassive black hole wanting praise and validation. He might pontificate (when it suits him) on church dogma, but he will 100% NOT be faithful, and he will 100% be both physically and emotionally abusive. But make no mistake...once butternut saw one set of tits and pussy, he pretty much is gonna need to see all of 'em--or as many as he can rack up.

For validation.
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Also, odds are that the good Mormon girl, even if conventionally hot, etc, by definition will not be putting out nearly soon enough. Nor know right off the bat “how to kiss him in a way that helps (him) w (his) disability” or any of the other skill sets that he is used to getting since his experience is exclusively w prostitutes.
 
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Constellationzero said:
No he wouldn't--even if the Mormon young lady was conventionally hot. Butternut exhibits a distressing bad pattern of being a supermassive black hole wanting praise and validation. He might pontificate (when it suits him) on church dogma, but he will 100% NOT be faithful, and he will 100% be both physically and emotionally abusive. But make no mistake...once butternut saw one set of tits and pussy, he pretty much is gonna need to see all of 'em--or as many as he can rack up.

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Russ actually getting a voluntary girlfriend...hell even getting laid ONCE without paying for it...would make his absurd narc ego skyrocket. Even if she dumped him later, he’d be on girls’ Twitters simultaneously trying to “woo” them, while telling off every other man who talks to them that at least he can get a woman without paying, Fatty McPatty.

Every other male client of whores would now be cast as losers who can’t get laid without paying, and Russ is NOT that kind of a loser! He had sex for free!! He just prefers prozzies cuz he wants to show them a better life now.

There’s no way in hell he’d want to be faithful if he got a girl...he’s a STUD now! He's a PLAYER. He had the sex...the FREE kind. He can’t be tied down to one bitch when there are so many tens out there!!

Time to drop a little note to TayTay, just a hi-how-are-you, mention his girlfriend, no big deal, he’s seeing other people too, people who touched his dick without money being involved. Soooo you know, if that’s what was holding you back from wanting him, Tay, worry no more. He’s no creepy loveless stalker! He’s totally made it with ladies. Like, all the way. For free.
 
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AbraCadaver said:
Russ actually getting a voluntary girlfriend...hell even getting laid ONCE without paying for it...would make his absurd narc ego skyrocket. Even if she dumped him later, he’d be on girls’ Twitters simultaneously trying to “woo” them, while telling off every other man who talks to them that at least he can get a woman without paying, Fatty McPatty.

Every other male client of whores would now be cast as losers who can’t get laid without paying, and Russ is NOT that kind of a loser! He had sex for free!! He just prefers prozzies cuz he wants to show them a better life now.

There’s no way in hell he’d want to be faithful if he got a girl...he’s a STUD now! He's a PLAYER. He had the sex...the FREE kind. He can’t be tied down to one bitch when there are so many tens out there!!

Time to drop a little note to TayTay, just a hi-how-are-you, mention his girlfriend, no big deal, he’s seeing other people too, people who touched his dick without money being involved. Soooo you know, if that’s what was holding you back from wanting him, Tay, worry no more. He’s no creepy loveless stalker! He’s totally made it with ladies. Like, all the way. For free.
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The problem is that the type of "lady" would would be in his "league" would be some crazy cat lady who thinks she only deserves to date 9s and 10s (which Russ is clearly not).
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
You know the saying "There is a point where we needed to stop and we have clearly passed it, but let's keep going and see what happens?" That's Russell's life. There was a point he could have stopped, could have turned his life around, but he didn't. The only way this works out even slightly well for him is if he nukes his internet presence completely, stops chasing fame, and goes underground. But he won't. If Vegas doesn't get Russ, then the courts will. If the courts don't, then Woko Haram will. And if Woko Haram doesn't, an angry boyfriend/husband will.
I would feel bad for him so utterly destroying his own life like this, but then I remember what an awful piece of shit he is. There is no hell quite like the hell you make for yourself.
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Russel is the kind of person who WILL press charges. Depending on the state, a guy could end up in a lot of trouble for getting in a physical altercation with Russell. Maybe if it were in SLC and it were Erika's boyfriend involved or somewhere in the heartland where "small town justice" prevails and the sheriffs look the other way; but Russ is the type of guy you're warned about that WILL try to get you in legal trouble if you give them what's coming - with the added dose of being "disabled", so any lawyer worth half their pay will try and paint you as some menace who loves beating kids in wheelchairs.
 
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That's probably the most "normal" Tweet he's ever posted.

Scary thought is that, if me or someone just that Tweet without knowing any of the darker details, we'd think he was fairly "normal" based on that alone.

Also, does anyone know who the other guy is? Maybe the "friend" who offered him a ride in exchange for a free handy?
 
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JustSomeChickNamedJaz said:
Wow. After who knows how many weeks, I've read this thread from beginning to current end. I still can't believe Magical Star Buddy is real. He reads like a badly written fanfic villain or something, but with actual creep factor. I don't know if I'm fascinated, horrified, or a little of both.
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I started from the beginning as well, I'm up to page 350, and just keep shaking my head at all his craziness. It's hard to believe he's a real person at times.
 
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Riske_boy said:
For those who are not affiliated with the Mormon church, the hashtag "givethanks" is something that Mormons are doing since the leader of the church said to post on social media things that you are grateful for to express outward positivity. It's interesting to see at times that he completely distances himself from being Mormon and then at other times we see him hopping on the Mormon bandwagon like this for example. It makes me question if shitlips actually were to get a good Mormon girl, would he be fully Mormon again? But yeah... thought you guys would like to know about that.
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Thank you for sharing this information. I wondered why Rusty was publishing his Thanksgiving message 3 days early but I just chalked it up to him being an idiot as usual.
 
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