🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Kenobi]

I don't necessarily cosign everything Tucker says.

Well you know how it is. Now that The Alpha bitch/the most popular girl in the school has put her foot down. Ethan has to follow or hes might be a traget for their meangirlsesk bullying. If he keeps this up mabe one day stacey Nicky will notice him and allow him at the catboi parties.

Put just on the face of it all. "I was never a fan of Tucker" Yes you were/are everyone who even has the slightest rightwing bent and who follows american poltics are a fan of Tucker. Hes funny, not afraid of having a shitshow on live tv and hes not afriad of going against the grain for the most part. He even sometimes does real journalism which is on mainstream tv unheard of. Thats not even mentioning that tucker clips were 40% of your show for the last year or so.

 

[weaver24]

Imo the funniest part was when Ralph was bitching that people like him aren't allowed on Fox News. Him and Gaytor were literally saying that Ralph, Dick Masterson and Ryan Long (who???) should be invited on Fox News to spread the America First message. They weren't joking, they were being completely serious.

I wonder why Fox News doesn't invite no-name spergy neckbeards from Dlive to discuss political theory live on national TV. Maybe Ralph and Gaytor are right - it's a conspiracy to keep the truth down and the 'neocons' in power. Or maybe, just maybe, no one knows who they are and their opinions are irrelevant.

That absurd autism then devolved into crying about Tucker not being a based groyper. Lol.

Know one knows who Ralph even is. Who is he to make that claim that he should be invited.

 

[Benzo Samurai]

i actually don't think the gunt should move out of his moms house. he just doesn't have his shit together enough for that. some people grow on that, but they usually have at least a modicum of human health and capacity, however flawed they may be. without his moms health-issues he doesn't have any structure left except paying gator and turning on the stream. his mom, regardless of how crappy a son he is, is literally the most wholesome thing in his life and he doesn't have *any* self-control or willpower to do *anything* at all except drink and turn a stream on and maybe drag himself out to his car to wobble around outside a couple of times a year tops.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

QUICK YOU AUTISTS NAME THAT THING

Guntus Oblongata.
That would be the anatomically correct name for the base of the brain, or the brain stem.

 

[2021Murder]

He most likely had to spend a lot time and money to make that happen and will have fallout from it. You can always buy a few hookers to catch up and come out ahead its cheaper and less time and energy invested. Also the chicks he is with are either ugly or have something fucked up about them which includes baggage.

So are hookers. Even the quality ones look like shit

Know one knows who Ralph even is. Who is he to make that claim that he should be invited.

Honestly they could have gotten on if they lived in NYC, i know Ryan Long has been on Fox News radio and the streaming site because of Tom Shillue (a B-list comic most widely known for opening for Jim Gaffigan for over a decade, being part of the barbershop quartet on The Tonight Show, and being a regular then host of RedEye)

 

[No dignity]

Also, I have unearthed explicit confirmation that Dlive chastised Ethan over this weekend's chat messages, as posted mere minutes ago:

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This is so beautifully rich. I remember when Gayder did a stream talking about them dayum durdy ayylawgs after Ralph shoah'd his career with a sextape and said "What is it, fuck you I won't do what you tell me, from Rage Against The Machine? That's kinda my lifestyle." He's the epitome of examples on what living a LARP is.

 

[High Tea]

So are hookers. Even the quality ones look like shit

Honestly they could have gotten on if they lived in NYC, i know Ryan Long has been on Fox News radio and the streaming site because of Tom Shillue (a B-list comic most widely known for opening for Jim Gaffigan for over a decade, being part of the barbershop quartet on The Tonight Show, and being a regular then host of RedEye)

Problem is Fox is pretty picky these days about who gets on. Ryan Long is an innocuous 'conservative' comedian making the rounds right now. He doesn't have hit pieces written against him. Fox is getting less and less right wing now that Murdoch's kids took over and I can't see them allowing someone like Ralph on the air. If it was 5+ years ago and Ailes was still there, maybe. No way would they allow anyone on air who even approaches the cookie question, let alone someone who did a charity stream that talked about the Holocoaster.

 

[Haru Okumura]

This is so beautifully rich. I remember when Gayder did a stream talking about them dayum durdy ayylawgs after Ralph shoah'd his career with a sextape and said "What is it, fuck you I won't do what you tell me, from Rage Against The Machine? That's kinda my lifestyle." He's the epitome of examples on what living a LARP is.

He does like to posture, doesn't he?

Want to see something else embarrassing?

How dare you disrespect me, Ethan Ralph's top janny? You will respect my authoritah!

 

[Kaiser Aura]

QUICK YOU AUTISTS NAME THAT THING

Had a morbidy obese friend growing up with the same thing. We called it The Hot Dog.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

They're not even pretending anymore.

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imagine being digibros slobby seconds. ewww.

 

[Vetti]

Honestly they could have gotten on if they lived in NYC, i know Ryan Long has been on Fox News radio and the streaming site because of Tom Shillue (a B-list comic most widely known for opening for Jim Gaffigan for over a decade, being part of the barbershop quartet on The Tonight Show, and being a regular then host of RedEye)

Ralph could never score something like this because he is too belligerent to do the kind of cock sucking and pleasing that people do to advance in comedy. Or if he tried, he could never keep his composure long enough to see it pan out.

 

[Sam Losco]

He does like to posture, doesn't he?

Want to see something else embarrassing?

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How dare you disrespect me, Ethan Ralph's top janny? You will respect my authoritah!

lmao all Ralph does is disrespect and shit on his fans but how dare they HOW DARE THEY show even the slightest disrespect to janny Gaydur.
Suck that Dlive dick.
Faggots. All of them.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Ralph could never score something like this because he is too belligerent to do the kind of cock sucking and pleasing that people do to advance in comedy. Or if he tried, he could never keep his composure long enough to see it pan out.

If Cenk can get a show on MSNBC, then Ralph may have a chance he probably won't anyways but a man can dream

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

Why is he playing the oathkeeepers thing? It makes him look like a huge bitch. It doesn´t matter if they have legal authority or not. Cause you and Nick backed down. You gave them the authority you morons

i cant imagine someone like Ralph being able too handle being told no or be rejected anymore. he still seeths at null months later over a fucking joke.

also, he still thinks his a somebody and not just a washed up alcoholic living in a crackshed.

 

[David Spadem]

Made some more content, hope you enjoy it.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Ralph is moving out?
Is he moving in with Pantsu? And who is taking care of his mother? If she thought it was difficult to get him to drive her to the hospital when he was in the next room, wait until she tries to call him while he lies passed out drunk across the town.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Recap of what happened with the guntfather and the shanny janny?

 

[Kenobi]

i cant imagine someone like Ralph being able too handle being told no or be rejected anymore. he still seeths at null months later over a fucking joke.

also, he still thinks his a somebody and not just a washed up alcoholic living in a crackshed.

Something like this?

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

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That Irl streaming buisness took a heavy toll at him. I have never seen a human of that colour in my life.

he would never survive a baked alaska road trip.

 

[Sam Losco]

Ralph is moving out?
Is he moving in with Pantsu? And who is taking care of his mother? If she thought it was difficult to get him to drive her to the hospital when he was in the next room, wait until she tries to call him while he lies passed out drunk across the town.

I wanna say his mom is coming with him, but who knows with this jackass.
Has Pantsu mentioned moving? Moving in with Ralph would be huge and if that is what happens, pretty much confirms that he was trying to set up some poly shit or something. Too bad Faith finally had enough of your shit and left, huh Ralph? Guess you might have to try and con Pey into the poly shit now.