Lolcows in Fiction (Books, TV, Movies, etc.)

[Android raptor]

Speaking of Rugrats, since Suzie was just a token black Mary Sue if you turned her into a real person I could see her growing up to be one of those black SJWs that insist they're flawless and any criticism of them is racism. Like Ashleigh Shakleford.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Speaking of Rugrats, since Suzie was just a token black Mary Sue if you turned her into a real person I could see her growing up to be one of those black SJWs that insist they're flawless and any criticism of them is racism. Like Ashleigh Shakleford.

I never actually liked Klasky Csupo.

 

[Soap Scum]

Billy from The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy; just for the fact he would probably annoy a lot of people.

 

[sadbird]

Jimmy Neutron. He's an irredeemable egomaniac and just overall one of the most unlikable characters I can think of.

 

[The Last Stand]

Captain Qwark from Ratchet & Clank. Always wants to be the hero but has a big ego.

 

[Large]

Joshua Moon

 

[totallynotPaulPogba]

The absolute bitch of Ahsoka, for sure.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Everyone from Winnie the Pooh.
Everyone from Big Bang Theory.
Young Werther.
Everyone from Moliére's Tartuffe. Huh, thinking about it, pretty much every famous theatrical play is full of 'cows.

 

[Big Nasty]

Ignatius J. Reilly would have his own subforum.

 

[JambledUpWords]

• Anikan Skywalker
• Catra from Nu-Ra
• Professor Trelawney
• Professor Lockhart

 

[Monolith]

Probably Norman Bates.

 

[Spunt]

Naseem. Nigga never even goes to the Cloud District himself, but sits in smug judgment of people who could kick his sorry ass from Whiterun to Riften with one shout.

 

[Beautiful Border]

David Brent, from the British version of The Office
If we're talking about the American version, Dwight Schrute

 

[Hypnopedosnake2]

Obviously me.

 

[s0mbra]

>rabid shipper who makes literal shipping charts
>overanalizes tv shows and gets hyper-fixated on them
>shitty art
>smug know it all
>literally autistic
>ruined the show

 

[TokiBun]

Vegeta since he autistically rages about the tiniest things. Also he’s short and look at that hairline.

 

[Spunt]

I think Harley Quinn would have her own subforum.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Jesus. He'd be worse than a vegan.

 

[Duck Duck TUUURN]

Are you kidding me? If Gordon Brody were real, this entire website would be named after him.

He even has a retarded cartoon he created, X-ray cat.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

That sperg Bruce Banner, for epically spazzing out.