"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

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FakeNewsAnchor said:
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combinephil: H-h-hello citizen uhh I uh I dropped this can and I'm too fat to pick it up :( can you please help me? Thank you.

later that day on Twitter:

combine crime minister: So i made this fascist scum pick up trash under threat of violence. haha I love being a supersoldier
 
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Lesbian Sleepover said:
The article is incredible. It's both tongue in cheek AND exposing. Very curious to see how Mr Isabel feels!
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Ngo comes across as an autistic weirdo when he's front of the camera, but he's a good writer. He also has the ability to write a tweet, that's looks matter of fact, but really sticks the knife in.
 
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Jaded Optimist said:
To any newfags discovering ADF/Phil for the first time, please check out his threads which have been spergatoried. He used to be way more prevalent and had his own subforum. It's a real treat.
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Good times. The high point of that forum was the Dusty arc, where the random.txt ”I've beaten a man unconscious with my bare hands while bleeding from a gunshot wound, and on a different occasion sliced open another like a salmon while staring him in the eyes” comes from.

I always thought Phil was never going to actually confront anyone, though, just LARPing as a super-soldier while he whines and makes up stories about the Trump-Kiwi conspiracy. We know that he got his ass kicked at Occupy years ago, and he needed a story for that, too.
 
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TurdEthics said:
The pic of that spudhead in the ski-mask is pure comedy. The Masked Mongoloid has my sides killing me right now.
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He still doesn't understand that if you all can see is his derpy, retarded eyes it just emphasizes how stupid he looks.
Burd Turglar said:
I bopped around lurking his shit a fat minute ago, why did it get spergatoried?
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He got really boring and it just turned into the same jokes over and over. Also to piss him off since he was really proud of having a subforum like his far superior hero Chris-Chan.
 
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Pretty sure Phil must be in a masturbatory coma right now after getting public attention from his crush mortal enemy, Andy Ngo.

SOMEONE NOTICED ME I'M SO TOUGH I DESERVE A MEDAL FOR THIS, SERIOUSLY etc.

Mincing around in military dressup and finally getting the balls to actually mace an innocent guy doing nothing while hidden in a big crowd of people only took him 14 years. Was it actually Phil who did the macing though? He talks big willy but it's always lies. Fair play to the guys who built Phil's goitre up enough for him to actually do it if it's true, though. Great way to rid yourselves of the annoying sped who's always hanging around but does nothing. You can always count on Phil to absolutely ruin any and all opsec.

Phil will spend the next six months bragging and talking tough about how he's fighting Andy Ngo, while Andy Ngo has already forgotten Phil, is busy with other news and won't remember who Phil even is in a couple of weeks time.
 
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This could end up being pretty good for Andy's message. A lot of Antifa types do try to keep some type of opsec and pretend to be sympathetic, but Phil can't. He's mask off crazy 24/7, and that means with more people looking into him and how fucked up the people around him are there will be more people turned off by far-left radicalism. There is no positive spin for Phil.
 
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