🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[LordofCringe7206]

Apparently Ralph is reading this forum thread as we speak.

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Since you're reading this right now, I just want to let you know Ralph that I am rooting for you in this entire pregnancy debacle. Because I'd rather your child grow up to be a healthy, productive member of society.

EDIT: The Gunt made another tweet. Let Dr. Ralph explain all the inconsistencies to you.

 

[Sasquatch82]

uh oh, time to pull out the selfie-stick and do another proof of life for us there, Ralphy.

Make sure she's smiling this time!

 

[Sam Losco]

Apparently Ralph is reading this forum thread as we speak.
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Since you're reading this right now, I just want to let you know Ralph that I am rooting for you in this entire pregnancy debacle. Because I'd rather your child grow up to be a healthy, productive member of society.

EDIT: The Gunt made another tweet. Let Dr. Ralph explain all the inconsistencies to you.
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I'm going to trust my wife's research into it over piggie.

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[Absurdity]

That's all fine and dandy but what I wanna know is how many weeks before the child can be made to send out superchats to prop up its father's streams? At least then we could bust him for child labor... oh wait...

 

[Jack Awful]

Show Faith on stream, Ralph.

 

[buying gf]

Show Faith on stream, Ralph.

Faith, Cleo and today's newspaper please.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

Apparently Ralph is reading this forum thread as we speak.
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Since you're reading this right now, I just want to let you know Ralph that I am rooting for you in this entire pregnancy debacle. Because I'd rather your child grow up to be a healthy, productive member of society.

EDIT: The Gunt made another tweet. Let Dr. Ralph explain all the inconsistencies to you.
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I like that of all the recent rumors Ralph decides to address the most nothingburger of them, ignored the cheating allegations, ignored the Faith has left him allegations. He does this a lot, he tried doing the same thing when Faith was first brought up here, he went after Josh for saying Nora was 17 when they met and completely ignored all the other more damaging allegations levied against him. It's a very old tactic and also quite predictable, it tells me that Ralph is trying to hide something big my guess is it's the information that @Elric of Melnibone recently discovered. But it begs the question, where is Faith? She's definitely not with her parents, they would have done a victory lap by now, and she's not in the crack shack... curious, perhaps Ralph will show her off soon after he's deposited an appearance fee to her CashApp. I think we'll find out soon enough the fate of Faith.

 

[Sriracha]

Ralph you are a confirmed retard. The NIPT (which is what that test is) is to accurately confirm if your child has trisomy and is more accurate than a nuchal translucency test and it also reveals gender as a side point. You are going to find out at 20 weeks either way if your kid is a boy or a girl and you still have to fucking pay for it. Why would you get this test done solely to figure out the gender when you're going to find out in a month anyway?

Also, getting the results at 15 weeks for a test designed to allow women to abort downs babies pre 12 weeks is insane if you actually got the blood test that early.

Also Ralph, thanks for bringing traffic to the farms, where people are going to read the @Elric of Melnibone dump on what a pathetic loser you are. It's hilarious to me that the only thing you'll probably ever know about your own kid is their gender because there is no fucking way Faith's parents will allow them into your life. Your kid is going to know that you're an alcoholic loser, a drug addict and a sex pest who sniffs shit stained fingers but you will probably never know them from another kid on the street. Screen cap this Ralph and parade me around to your 2 followers, rent free baby.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Hi Ralph stop being a fag and respond here for once.

 

[instythot]

Hi Ralph stop being a fag and respond here for once.

@theralph stopped posting here as soon as the harvest was announced

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Ralph you are a confirmed retard. The NIPT (which is what that test is) is to accurately confirm if your child has trisomy and is more accurate than a nuchal translucency test and it also reveals gender as a side point. You are going to find out at 20 weeks either way if your kid is a boy or a girl and you still have to fucking pay for it. Why would you get this test done solely to figure out the gender when you're going to find out in a month anyway?

Also, getting the results at 15 weeks for a test designed to allow women to abort downs babies pre 12 weeks is insane if you actually got the blood test that early.

Also Ralph, thanks for bringing traffic to the farms, where people are going to read the @Elric of Melnibone dump on what a pathetic loser you are. It's hilarious to me that the only thing you'll probably ever know about your own kid is their gender because there is no fucking way Faith's parents will allow them into your life. Your kid is going to know that you're an alcoholic loser, a drug addict and a sex pest who sniffs shit stained fingers but you will probably never know them from another kid on the street. Screen cap this Ralph and parade me around to your 2 followers, rent free baby.

He has started one of him bad habbits I like to call the conga line of fuck ups. He oopsied the first tweet and now he is trying to jannie his own fuck ups, and fucking up even more.

My challenge stands. If Ralph shows Faith on camera for the Gender Reveal I will publicly state that everything I have said is a lie and will even go on the killstream and admit to his audiance that I am indeed an aylawg faggot. Your move Ralph. She has to be there in person ralph, own dis aylawg buddy.

 

[instythot]

But it begs the question, where is Faith? She's definitely not with her parents, they would have done a victory lap by now, and she's not in the crack shack... curious, perhaps Ralph will show her off soon after he's deposited an appearance fee to her CashApp. I think we'll find out soon enough the fate of Faith.

For as much entertainment that Daddy V provided us, if he reclaimed his daughter and Ethan Ralph had shut up about it in public, I think he would be perfectly happy to keep his head down and sell coins again

 

[FM Bradley]

Make sure to pwn us on your show tonight, Ethan.

EDIT: Also, fuck Crystal Skull vodka, you're paying for a bottle. I meant Skyy as far as filtered vodka. Mid priced and waaay less hangover.

 

[instythot]

Make sure to pwn us on your show tonight, Ethan.

EDIT: Also, fuck Crystal Skull vodka, you're paying for a bottle. I meant Skyy as far as filtered vodka. Mid priced and waaay less hangover.

Christ he's drinking Dan Aykroyd vodka now? Ffs, celebrity involvement is the surest sign that you should avoid a bottle. Why even switch from the bourbon? At least that's got some pleasing flavors. Or is he at the drinking as fast as possible part of alcoholism now?

 

[FM Bradley]

Christ he's drinking Dan Aykroyd vodka now? Ffs, celebrity involvement is the surest sign that you should avoid a bottle. Why even switch from the bourbon? At least that's got some pleasing flavors. Or is he at the drinking as fast as possible part of alcoholism now?

I am so sorry, I should have quoted the convos earlier regarding what a filtered vodka is, it came from me saying I would be drinking vodka, not Gunt. My fault, I apologize.

 

[High Tea]

Christ he's drinking Dan Aykroyd vodka now? Ffs, celebrity involvement is the surest sign that you should avoid a bottle. Why even switch from the bourbon? At least that's got some pleasing flavors. Or is he at the drinking as fast as possible part of alcoholism now?

Probably thinks it makes him look like a badass. A skull bottle, so edgy. Just like the Maker's Mark is about image, not taste. He specifically always says the brand, not the type of alcohol. People would honestly have no idea if it really was Maker's Mark. We don't usually see the bottle. Guy doesn't drink booze to savor it, he drinks it to get drunk. Might as well just buy cheap box wine and be done with it. Or just make vodka cranberries. At least that's got a seasonal tie and would clean out his pipes.

 

[PhoBingas]

All ready to go live when Ralphie is ready. I've got some ciders so hopefully Ethan will be less hard on the head.
Here's the link if anyone wants to tune in for the trash fire.

 

[JAKL]

Christ he's drinking Dan Aykroyd vodka now? Ffs, celebrity involvement is the surest sign that you should avoid a bottle. Why even switch from the bourbon? At least that's got some pleasing flavors. Or is he at the drinking as fast as possible part of alcoholism now?

The only celeb involved alcohol that is in anyway good is Cabo Wabo Tequila.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

uh oh, time to pull out the selfie-stick and do another proof of life for us there, Ralphy.

Make sure she's smiling this time!

He might just try and do what he did with Nora (who divorced him and hates him): pay Faith a few hundred bucks to show up on stream and pretend everything is cool just to help him save face for long enough to figure something out. It's pretty pathetic, but he's already done it once before, so it's clearly a depth of undignified self-humiliation that he is perfectly happy to resort to in a futile attempt to dig himself out of his festering shit pit.

I love this man. All he had to do to avoid ALL of this was, quite simply, not give a fuck. But he cares SO much he just goes from impulsive mistake to impulsive mistake trying desperately to get back at his haters. Meanwhile we're chilling with watching our monkey dance for us.

 

[PhoBingas]

Knoxville 3.0?
I know it's a fake Ralph. A goblin can be though