Mafia Lore the Thread - This could have been a Fango thread, dammit!

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StreetGangsta said:
Well I think you should watch it, it is good anime that has many gun fights and story, etc.

Okay, I think she is obsessed with you. Only obsessed person (which is Helena) will repeatedly call people on phone about things that do not matter.
Best advice is to tell her to shut the fuck up everytime she calls you.
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i am little afraid to watch anime but if i ever did i will watch that first.
no she is just retarded and should kill herself. my first love was the best but she left me. she used to love me a lot. like the song.

lesbian boxing?.
 
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i never saw a black man
in real life
but it doesnt matter
cause they dont seem my type
smelly butts and smelly vibes
hitting women is for guys
but some women dont do crack
stacking balls i feel the lack
oh hi girl you have nice rack
i would cum on your six pack
your bitch is dying cars are crazy
social cases can be lazy
im not paying child support
the child is simply not mine
im just here to have a drink
and have myself a good time
when i put two words together
that makes a rhyme
oh hi beggar
yeah no prob i can give you a dime
all these other rappers are pretty lame
they all want to be gangsters but theyre all the same
only real mafiosi know what its the struggle
come hot bitch to my bed
lets just have a snuggle
well that was just a joke
i didnt call you to snuggle
i called you to have sex
no you cant send text
to your boyfriend to let him know
where you staying at
he is gonna just browse reddit
i will fuck your brains out
reddit funny pictures be like
well donald trump is bad
well i can tell you one thing
doctors say im mad
but im glad
cause im the best butcher
you boys ever had
the butcher shop is growing
in the winter it is snowing
women call me to ask me
if they can ever harass me
i say please bitch pass me
please dont act sassy
cause its
mafia lore 5 mafia lore 5
you can call me dangerous but it is my live
mafia lore 5 mafia lore 5
you can call me dangerous but it it is my live
you can cry just all you want
i will keep butchering pigs
i will keep driving nice rigs
i will keep playing gigs
making millions
almost billions
playing gta san andreas
listening to k rose or wctr
what file you want iso or rar
the new guest star
in the mafia lore show will be
well i wont tell you who it is
because then it aint a guest
time to be put
on a real bad test
gta 5 lester crest
other rappers are pest
now come take a guess
why im better than the rest
well it must be because
retards dying children crying
no fuck you kid
you dont need speed
your too young to play
assassins creed
but i will sell you the game
cause i need the cash
bitch your face i will smash
you are too dirty i got a rash
i am donawold windows from my flash
some call it usb
i will give you the d hot bitch
dont snitch
or you will get in a problem
oh what is this i read
once again i am wanted
mafia lore 5 mafia lore 5
you can call me dangerous but it it is my live
mafia lore 5 mafia lore 5
you can call me dangerous but it it is my live
now the problem with america
is automatic cars
i want to fuck a black girl
so bad
id cum on her face
and make her white all over
same did for michael jackson
he went from white to browner
i never saw a black woman
but i heard they smell weird
i know englishman ron jeremy
who used to drive top gear
it is the name of tv show
that many people watch
why you looking at me stupid tard
i am not dutch
my paycheck isnt that much
but i will handle the touch
dirty woman
better go prey
to bed i will lay
i feel tired
from so much boxing
eye of the tiger
fort knoxing
i am boxing all day
i will once win a battle
where do you live democrat bitch
well i am from seattle
a movie director
is leaving the sector
hannibal lector
did nothing wrong
a junkie smokes drugs
using a bong
which often has a weed sign
i will do the deed man
i will liberate the place
of such a disgrace
defend the entire serbian race
i am standing behind my words (just a song)
why are there swimming birds
mafia lore 5 mafia lore 5
you can call me dangerous but it it is my live
mafia lore 5 mafia lore 5
you can call me dangerous but it it is my live.
 
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Thebag$$$ said:
MAFIA LORE 5 OUT NOW #MAFIALOREHYPE #MAFIALORE5
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i never saw a black man
in real life
but it doesnt matter
cause they dont seem my type
smelly butts and smelly vibes
hitting women is for guys
but some women dont do crack
stacking balls i feel the lack
oh hi girl you have nice rack
i would cum on your six pack
your bitch is dying cars are crazy
social cases can be lazy
im not paying child support
the child is simply not mine
im just here to have a drink
and have myself a good time
when i put two words together
that makes a rhyme
oh hi beggar
yeah no prob i can give you a dime
all these other rappers are pretty lame
they all want to be gangsters but theyre all the same
only real mafiosi know what its the struggle
come hot bitch to my bed
lets just have a snuggle
well that was just a joke
i didnt call you to snuggle
i called you to have sex
no you cant send text
to your boyfriend to let him know
where you staying at
he is gonna just browse reddit
i will fuck your brains out
reddit funny pictures be like
well donald trump is bad
well i can tell you one thing
doctors say im mad
but im glad
cause im the best butcher
you boys ever had
the butcher shop is growing
in the winter it is snowing
women call me to ask me
if they can ever harass me
i say please bitch pass me
please dont act sassy
cause its
mafia lore 5 mafia lore 5
you can call me dangerous but it is my live
mafia lore 5 mafia lore 5
you can call me dangerous but it it is my live
you can cry just all you want
i will keep butchering pigs
i will keep driving nice rigs
i will keep playing gigs
making millions
almost billions
playing gta san andreas
listening to k rose or wctr
what file you want iso or rar
the new guest star
in the mafia lore show will be
well i wont tell you who it is
because then it aint a guest
time to be put
on a real bad test
gta 5 lester crest
other rappers are pest
now come take a guess
why im better than the rest
well it must be because
retards dying children crying
no fuck you kid
you dont need speed
your too young to play
assassins creed
but i will sell you the game
cause i need the cash
bitch your face i will smash
you are too dirty i got a rash
i am donawold windows from my flash
some call it usb
i will give you the d hot bitch
dont snitch
or you will get in a problem
oh what is this i read
once again i am wanted
mafia lore 5 mafia lore 5
you can call me dangerous but it it is my live
mafia lore 5 mafia lore 5
you can call me dangerous but it it is my live
now the problem with america
is automatic cars
i want to fuck a black girl
so bad
id cum on her face
and make her white all over
same did for michael jackson
he went from white to browner
i never saw a black woman
but i heard they smell weird
i know englishman ron jeremy
who used to drive top gear
it is the name of tv show
that many people watch
why you looking at me stupid tard
i am not dutch
my paycheck isnt that much
but i will handle the touch
dirty woman
better go prey
to bed i will lay
i feel tired
from so much boxing
eye of the tiger
fort knoxing
i am boxing all day
i will once win a battle
where do you live democrat bitch
well i am from seattle
a movie director
is leaving the sector
hannibal lector
did nothing wrong
a junkie smokes drugs
using a bong
which often has a weed sign
i will do the deed man
i will liberate the place
of such a disgrace
defend the entire serbian race
i am standing behind my words (just a song)
why are there swimming birds
mafia lore 5 mafia lore 5
you can call me dangerous but it it is my live
mafia lore 5 mafia lore 5
you can call me dangerous but it it is my live.
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bro this is fucking awesome RESPECT+++++++++++++++++++++++++
 
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MAFIA LORE 5 OUT NOW #MAFIALOREHYPE #MAFIALORE5
@j666 @Medical Hawaii @The Sauce Boss @Revo @some Sketchy dude @Maskull @Arm Pit Cream @wry wrangler @zedkissed60 @SIGSEGV @Just A Butt @Florence @Pissmaster @Justtocheck @Absurdity @StreetGangsta @Fünter .


i never saw a black man
in real life
but it doesnt matter
cause they dont seem my type
smelly butts and smelly vibes
hitting women is for guys
but some women dont do crack
stacking balls i feel the lack
oh hi girl you have nice rack
i would cum on your six pack
your bitch is dying cars are crazy
social cases can be lazy
im not paying child support
the child is simply not mine
im just here to have a drink
and have myself a good time
when i put two words together
that makes a rhyme
oh hi beggar
yeah no prob i can give you a dime
all these other rappers are pretty lame
they all want to be gangsters but theyre all the same
only real mafiosi know what its the struggle
come hot bitch to my bed
lets just have a snuggle
well that was just a joke
i didnt call you to snuggle
i called you to have sex
no you cant send text
to your boyfriend to let him know
where you staying at
he is gonna just browse reddit
i will fuck your brains out
reddit funny pictures be like
well donald trump is bad
well i can tell you one thing
doctors say im mad
but im glad
cause im the best butcher
you boys ever had
the butcher shop is growing
in the winter it is snowing
women call me to ask me
if they can ever harass me
i say please bitch pass me
please dont act sassy
cause its
mafia lore 5 mafia lore 5
you can call me dangerous but it is my live
mafia lore 5 mafia lore 5
you can call me dangerous but it it is my live
you can cry just all you want
i will keep butchering pigs
i will keep driving nice rigs
i will keep playing gigs
making millions
almost billions
playing gta san andreas
listening to k rose or wctr
what file you want iso or rar
the new guest star
in the mafia lore show will be
well i wont tell you who it is
because then it aint a guest
time to be put
on a real bad test
gta 5 lester crest
other rappers are pest
now come take a guess
why im better than the rest
well it must be because
retards dying children crying
no fuck you kid
you dont need speed
your too young to play
assassins creed
but i will sell you the game
cause i need the cash
bitch your face i will smash
you are too dirty i got a rash
i am donawold windows from my flash
some call it usb
i will give you the d hot bitch
dont snitch
or you will get in a problem
oh what is this i read
once again i am wanted
mafia lore 5 mafia lore 5
you can call me dangerous but it it is my live
mafia lore 5 mafia lore 5
you can call me dangerous but it it is my live
now the problem with america
is automatic cars
i want to fuck a black girl
so bad
id cum on her face
and make her white all over
same did for michael jackson
he went from white to browner
i never saw a black woman
but i heard they smell weird
i know englishman ron jeremy
who used to drive top gear
it is the name of tv show
that many people watch
why you looking at me stupid tard
i am not dutch
my paycheck isnt that much
but i will handle the touch
dirty woman
better go prey
to bed i will lay
i feel tired
from so much boxing
eye of the tiger
fort knoxing
i am boxing all day
i will once win a battle
where do you live democrat bitch
well i am from seattle
a movie director
is leaving the sector
hannibal lector
did nothing wrong
a junkie smokes drugs
using a bong
which often has a weed sign
i will do the deed man
i will liberate the place
of such a disgrace
defend the entire serbian race
i am standing behind my words (just a song)
why are there swimming birds
mafia lore 5 mafia lore 5
you can call me dangerous but it it is my live
mafia lore 5 mafia lore 5
you can call me dangerous but it it is my live.
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POGGING IRL THIS IS GOATED

BASED AS FUCK
 
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But anyways....I was inspired to write fan-made episode 3 of Mafia Lore in the style of Thebag$$$:
(once again, read this thread to view episodes 1 and 2 of mafia lore)
SEASON 1 EPISODE 3 (SCARFACE) (unofficial)
1 year after i got married with daughter (whose parents i ate) and lived happy life
i heard weird breaking sound from the bedroom i was terrified so i slowly go there and see italian hitmen holding wife hostage with pistol aimed at her head.
i said "why did you do this??? i have not done anything to you" and they said "we are from milano mob...you killed our don mafinello so we will kill your wife as a price to pay"
and then i said "how the hell you know it was me" and they laughed and said "we bribed american official to find you, he is very helpful"
i was very angry so I quickly grabbed Zastava M70 assault rifle from bedroom closet i yelled "SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND YOU BITCHES" and carefully shot the hitmen holding the pistol.
the 1st hitmans chest was bleeding heavily from the bullet wound with blood spilling everywhere and the 2nd hitmen saw the gore and dropped his weapon and ran away screaming like a pussy
i ask my wife are you ok and she was ok so it is all good now
 
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Oh yeah, anyone wanna take on the challenge of recording Mafia Lore 5?
I won't be doing this because Mafia Lore 5 looks too fucking long for me so I'm hoping someone else does.
 
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Thebag$$$ said:
sadly many people dont know
how much love can hurt
if you eat corn
youll have it in your turd
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Fucking

BARS

Also I just found this thread and I'm catching up here. Very interesting artistic choice to be racist against black people in a genre that's still dominated by black people, but if the past five or six years has taught us anything, it's that there really is a market for that exact type of thing.

We need you in the booth, fam, spitting this fire.
 
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