Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

If they're both getting blackout drunk on pills then how does that make everything LowT says the truth and everything Logan says a lie. 🤔
It's like that old story, one always tells the truth one always lies.

Seriously though at this point Lowtax may have just fried the part of his brain that makes him capable of lying at all.
 
It's like that old story, one always tells the truth one always lies.

Seriously though at this point Lowtax may have just fried the part of his brain that makes him capable of lying at all.
He's just no longer on the playing field where he wields the absolute power to ban anyone not gobbling up the incompetent lies.
 
I'm starting to think Lowtax's end-game will be an overdose on pills.
Thought it over a bit and realized he has one last card in his fail-deck: he can always troon out.

Just think about it. It'll automatically get him back in the good graces of SA's troon legion, plus invoke sympathy points from troons outside the wire. His track record of spousal abuse, drug abuse, lazy behavior and painfully unfunny commentary won't matter anymore -- they'll just be "cries for help" from a woman trapped in a man's skin. An abominably ugly "woman," but who said troons had to actually look good?

The troons will embrace him.
The goons will forgive him.
Jeffrey will even step back and let the "webmaster emeritus" have a say in day-to-day forums operations once more.

Do it, Lowtax. Keep the laughs going by leveling up your lolcow powers.
 
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That's a big part of why it's so increasingly funny that he thinks he can still just show up and have people throw money at him.
Worse than that. He thought once he had his VINDICATION people would seek him out to shower him with money for his lazy streams. Seems he’s realized that’s not going to happen since he quit his new streaming career in less than a week.
 
Worse than that. He thought once he had his VINDICATION people would seek him out to shower him with money for his lazy streams. Seems he’s realized that’s not going to happen since he quit his new streaming career in less than a week.

I wonder if he has any sources of income other than the slowing dribble from the patreon and the lump sum he took for the forums?

Still can't help but think that his shiftlessness is (at least in part, the part that isn't drugs) a deliberate effort to cheat his kids out of child support by turning his pockets inside out in front of the judge and pleading poverty. He's definitely that kind of guy, his daughters only exist to him as props for attention and a method to torment his ex-wives.
 
I wonder if he has any sources of income other than the slowing dribble from the patreon and the lump sum he took for the forums?

Still can't help but think that his shiftlessness is (at least in part, the part that isn't drugs) a deliberate effort to cheat his kids out of child support by turning his pockets inside out in front of the judge and pleading poverty. He's definitely that kind of guy, his daughters only exist to him as props for attention and a method to torment his ex-wives.
His family does ok and I’m sure he can leech off them if things get really bad. I have no doubt part of selling SA was a genius plan of his to claim poor and get the lowest child support payments he can.

He still probably had a good amount of credit he can tap to keep living like he has been. Once they’re shut off to him he’ll file for bankruptcy.
 
He still probably had a good amount of credit he can tap to keep living like he has been. Once they’re shut off to him he’ll file for bankruptcy.
This I might question, since his lifestyle (renting a house and car and paying for everything through draws on his business bank account) was not one that builds credit, unless he was doing something that displayed basic awareness of how credit score works such as keeping lines of credit open, using them sparingly, and paying them off.
 
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Worse than that. He thought once he had his VINDICATION people would seek him out to shower him with money for his lazy streams. Seems he’s realized that’s not going to happen since he quit his new streaming career in less than a week.

To ad to that. and @TinyKitty s point. If he really believed he would be VINDICATED then he coulda banned the goons telling him to fuck off, he coulda not sold to Jeff. He coulda told the goons that after his court date they could ether turn on the pateron money or he would shutter the forums. Ideally he coulda just turned the forums off and on for a few hours each day to flex his power.

Instead I honestly think jeff played him and he s having trouble processing reality.

The goons love their hug box and I think they woulda binked first.
 
This I might question, since his lifestyle (renting a house and car and paying for everything through draws on his business bank account) was not one that builds credit, unless he was doing something that displayed basic awareness of how credit score works such as keeping lines of credit open, using them sparingly, and paying them off.
I'm just wondering why he was renting a home instead of paying for one outright, which he could have done easily back when he was rolling in goon dough.
 
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