Personal Lolcows: Furry Edition - Only God Knows the Horror Lurking in this Fandom

[Bigol Nuttz]

What the actual fuck. Does she not understand how predatory she sounds right now? Sal needs to get some fucking help. She's gonna have her own thread here or on Encyclopedia Dramatic page in no time.

Translation of Sally's logic: "Hey, kids! I'm smarter than your parents and I say it's okay to get engaged in an adults fetishes! And if that makes you uncomfortable, go to hell! I will ruin your life until you crawl back to me and engage in my fetishes once again!"

Sounds a lot like a way pedos have groomed plenty of minors into doing sexual favors, right? Claim they know better than someone's parents and then punish the minor for being uncomfortable with sexual acts, or reward them for getting involved with sexual acts.

 

[Dahmer]

Translation of Sally's logic: "Hey, kids! I'm smarter than your parents and I say it's okay to get engaged in an adults fetishes! And if that makes you uncomfortable, go to hell! I will ruin your life until you crawl back to me and engage in my fetishes once again!"

Sounds a lot like a way pedos have groomed plenty of minors into doing sexual favors, right? Claim they know better than someone's parents and then punish the minor for being uncomfortable with sexual acts, or reward them for getting involved with sexual acts.

Please delete this double post, my internet connection messed up and posted this twice.

It's KF shitting the bed. Having the same issues.

 

[Uncle Warren]

Translation of Sally's logic: "Hey, kids! I'm smarter than your parents and I say it's okay to get engaged in an adults fetishes! And if that makes you uncomfortable, go to hell! I will ruin your life until you crawl back to me and engage in my fetishes once again!"

Sounds a lot like a way pedos have groomed plenty of minors into doing sexual favors, right? Claim they know better than someone's parents and then punish the minor for being uncomfortable with sexual acts, or reward them for getting involved with sexual acts.

Please delete this double post, my internet connection messed up and posted this twice.

You can delete the post yourself.

 

[Meowthkip]

She's gonna have her own thread here

No.

She's boring and I don't know why you guys care about her so much. I saw that train wreck of a callout post that would have been the OP and it was terrible, unorganized, and made my eyeballs wanna puke.

 

[Dahmer]

No.

She's boring and I don't know why you guys care about her so much. I saw that train wreck of a callout post that would have been the OP and it was terrible, unorganized, and made my eyeballs wanna puke.

I agree about her being boring. This looks like just hate wanking over someone they know on a more personal level.

 

[Adamska]

I agree about her being boring. This looks like just hate wanking over someone they know on a more personal level.

This thread is basically a personal army simulator. I'm not surprised that every page or two some crying about how this other person is totally a cow worth making a thread over. It's just white noise at this point.

 

[osooolemiiio]

Back into lolcorral (lolbarn?) she goes then. TBH, I didn't even expect somebody else to observe her, let alone gather a folder of 'caps - just thought she might spark a lollercoaster since they were friends with a certain Blue Cat Who Shall Not Be Named. But since there's not much to add: /wank.

On a different note, had anyone heard of ElFunnimal?


The guy apparently has a Rule 34 page, but no way am I ever setting foot there. So have a handful of dA masterpieces.
(Each pic is a link to its dA page)



What? That's only his belly, not what you thought.
And then there's this.

Spoiler: I'd go YIKES too if I were Theodore

 

[Uncle Warren]

This thread is basically a personal army simulator. I'm not surprised that every page or two some crying about how this other person is totally a cow worth making a thread over. It's just white noise at this point.

You're mistaking this thread for the Furry "Personal Army" thread.

 

[Telespergy]

There was a furfag in one of my classes back when I still went to school. Didn't do anything too significant but everyone disliked him and was annoyed by him, including the teacher. He was obviously on some part of the spectrum.

Here's some of the shit he'd do regularly:

• Came to school wearing a shitty homemade wolf tail and ears sewn into the hood of his hoodie everyday.
• Never did assignments. Instead spent his time to using a 3D modeling program to recreate Fnaf characters, including his shitty wolf/animatronic fursona.
• Admitted (proudly) to tracing art.
• Would interrupt lectures every few minutes to yell out a self-deprecating joke in an attempt to make himself seem "quirky" and to get attention.
• Played shitty Youtube poops and Fnaf videos on his computer out loud (he never used headphones).
• Would promptly sperg out if a teacher/assistant ever told him to stop fucking around and do his work.
• Had badly dyed hair that I think was his attempt of being "emo".
• Claimed to have a girlfriend who turned out to be just one of his friends who was on the spectrum.

 

[GayDemiBoy]

There was a furfag in one of my classes back when I still went to school. Didn't do anything too significant but everyone disliked him and was annoyed by him, including the teacher. He was obviously on some part of the spectrum.

Here's some of the shit he'd do regularly:

• Came to school wearing a shitty homemade wolf tail and ears sewn into the hood of his hoodie everyday.
• Never did assignments. Instead spent his time to using a 3D modeling program to recreate Fnaf characters, including his shitty wolf/animatronic fursona.
• Admitted (proudly) to tracing art.
• Would interrupt lectures every few minutes to yell out a self-deprecating joke in an attempt to make himself seem "quirky" and to get attention.
• Played shitty Youtube poops and Fnaf videos on his computer out loud (he never used headphones).
• Would promptly sperg out if a teacher/assistant ever told him to stop fucking around and do his work.
• Had badly dyed hair that I think was his attempt of being "emo".
• Claimed to have a girlfriend who turned out to be just one of his friends who was on the spectrum.

This had better been middle or high school. Even high school is pushing it for someone to have no self awareness to see how cringe that is or to somehow not get beaten up.

 

[Telespergy]

This had better been middle or high school. Even high school is pushing it for someone to have no self awareness to see how cringe that is or to somehow not get beaten up.

It was High School. Senior Year.

 

[Cool Spot]

There are people in college who act like that too. Somehow.

 

[Notthatcommonofaperson]

Alright so this is gonna be a very long one, but trust me this person is very disgusting. Plus, and this is gonna get me a lot of flack, this is my first post, so I'm sorry if I sound more autistic than I actually am.
So there is this person on a comic Discord group I'm on called Syn. He is a French teacher(this last part about him being a teacher will make some people queasy in the coming paragraphs). The things that make him noteworthy are a few things:

1.) Even though he works as a teacher, he gets TONS of porn for the comic, which is called Dreamkeepers. However, the problem is that most of the main characters are 13-15 years old, so very much under the legal age. However, this doesn't stop him, as, if you go to e6 and see the amount of porn for the main cast, 95% of that comes from him. And, this is going off hearsay(but knowing him this is probably what he thinks), he says that he likes it when the characters are drawn at their canon age.
You would think this would cause everyone in the server to hate him, but for some reason he gets a pass because he gets the porn for the discord. I've vocally talked about how much I do not like the porn he gets, but almost everytime I am given a warning by the mods. This happens to anyone who disagrees with this person. Because of this, he has a very smug aura about him and believes he is above everyone else.
Just to give a little more info on the bias towards him, one of my friends was banned from the Discord after he posted a video about gay marriage and the rise of pedophilia, and one of the mods sperged out and banned him(https://docs.google.com/document/d/1M7UTH0lpZxKB67X5A5grb25h4K_QO318XZepiBcGQHM/edit?usp=sharing Here is the link for those wondering more about this, kindly sent to me by another friend of mine, as the person who was banned and I broke our friendship due to other reasons). On top of this, the mods have a code of conduct that only 3 of them follow.

2.)Syn also seems to have a possible rape fetish. If you look at some of the e6 pics that he has commissioned, you can see that some of the characters are not enjoying getting it, and, while most people would usually detest this, but it is generally accepted in the Discord. What spurs this part of the post on is a new imageset that he's gotten from an artist called Blackkitten. Blackkitten has a few comics depicting underage characters in sex situations(like Zaush) and has a few rape comics.
The spoilered images are the roughs for the imageset, so they are NSFW.


I've been wanting to make an expose on this dude for months on end, but I know here in the states there are laws against slander and such, but fuck it. I just want this guy behind bars.

https://discord.gg/A4EcEqqj

Here is the Discord link for those who want to try and get at him, though you wont get far since the Mods and the creator of the comic are behind this guy.
Again I'm sorry if this is very autistic, as this is my first post, so I am open to criticism about my writing and such.

And again because that was my first post I probably spoiled the NSFW images wrong, so I'm bad in that department as well.

 

[Meowthkip]

So what does he do that's funny?

 

[Notthatcommonofaperson]

So what does he do that's funny?

1.)IDK
2.)I don't get the question. Did I accidentally misspell something

Also Meowthkip is it okay if I send you the NSFW images, since IDK how to spoiler shit correctly?

Also I forgot to add one thing about Syn
He has a pregnancy fetish, so he almost always ask for pregnant alternatives of the NSFW pieces he gets

 

[Meowthkip]

2.)I don't get the question. Did I accidentally misspell something

He's a lolcow. That means he's supposed to be engaging in antics that are foolish and cause bystanders to laugh at him.

What does he do that is funny?

Also Meowthkip is it okay if I send you the NSFW images, since IDK how to spoiler shit correctly?

I don't care, I'm not interested in your callout post, tell me what crazy shit he does that makes people laugh at him.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Alright so this is gonna be a very long one, but trust me this person is very disgusting. Plus, and this is gonna get me a lot of flack, this is my first post, so I'm sorry if I sound more autistic than I actually am.
So there is this person on a comic Discord group I'm on called Syn. He is a French teacher(this last part about him being a teacher will make some people queasy in the coming paragraphs). The things that make him noteworthy are a few things:

1.) Even though he works as a teacher, he gets TONS of porn for the comic, which is called Dreamkeepers. However, the problem is that most of the main characters are 13-15 years old, so very much under the legal age. However, this doesn't stop him, as, if you go to e6 and see the amount of porn for the main cast, 95% of that comes from him. And, this is going off hearsay(but knowing him this is probably what he thinks), he says that he likes it when the characters are drawn at their canon age.
You would think this would cause everyone in the server to hate him, but for some reason he gets a pass because he gets the porn for the discord. I've vocally talked about how much I do not like the porn he gets, but almost everytime I am given a warning by the mods. This happens to anyone who disagrees with this person. Because of this, he has a very smug aura about him and believes he is above everyone else.
Just to give a little more info on the bias towards him, one of my friends was banned from the Discord after he posted a video about gay marriage and the rise of pedophilia, and one of the mods sperged out and banned him(https://docs.google.com/document/d/1M7UTH0lpZxKB67X5A5grb25h4K_QO318XZepiBcGQHM/edit?usp=sharing Here is the link for those wondering more about this, kindly sent to me by another friend of mine, as the person who was banned and I broke our friendship due to other reasons). On top of this, the mods have a code of conduct that only 3 of them follow.

2.)Syn also seems to have a possible rape fetish. If you look at some of the e6 pics that he has commissioned, you can see that some of the characters are not enjoying getting it, and, while most people would usually detest this, but it is generally accepted in the Discord. What spurs this part of the post on is a new imageset that he's gotten from an artist called Blackkitten. Blackkitten has a few comics depicting underage characters in sex situations(like Zaush) and has a few rape comics.
The spoilered images are the roughs for the imageset, so they are NSFW.


I've been wanting to make an expose on this dude for months on end, but I know here in the states there are laws against slander and such, but fuck it. I just want this guy behind bars.

https://discord.gg/A4EcEqqj

Here is the Discord link for those who want to try and get at him, though you wont get far since the Mods and the creator of the comic are behind this guy.
Again I'm sorry if this is very autistic, as this is my first post, so I am open to criticism about my writing and such.
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>links a discord
>triple posts
>discord PM's show that you're some absolute /pol/ larper
not your personal army. Besides, You should really hide your name better, TalkedSpy.
(apologies in advance is too much for a post in Personal Lolcows!)

https://twitter.com/TheTalkedSpy / Archive: https://archive.vn/kYMHb

LOL:

 

[Meowthkip]

>links a discord
>triple posts
>discord PM's show that you're some absolute /pol/ larper
not your personal army. Besides, You should really hide your name better, TalkedSpy.
(apologies in advance is too much for a post in Personal Lolcows!)
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https://twitter.com/TheTalkedSpy / Archive: https://archive.vn/kYMHb

LOL:
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>Likes: The Bible & God
>is furry

Pick one, nobody likes confurvatives. Furries hate them, conservatives hate them, you're a fucking loser @Notthatcommonofaperson

 

[Punished Magician]

Also I forgot to add one thing about Syn
He has a pregnancy fetish, so he almost always ask for pregnant alternatives of the NSFW pieces he gets

despite all of the other stupid shit in your post, and how worked up you seem to be over his taste in drawings, somehow what really sticks out to me is you calling it a pregnancy "fetish"
It is literally the end result of sex, the entire reason for its existence, how the fuck is it considered a fetish? That's like saying it's "quirky" to drink water instead of soda.

 

[Meowthkip]

despite all of the other stupid shit in your post, and how worked up you seem to be over his taste in drawings, somehow what really sticks out to me is you calling it a pregnancy "fetish"
It is literally the end result of sex, the entire reason for its existence, how the fuck is it considered a fetish? That's like saying it's "quirky" to drink water instead of soda.

If you want to get technical, it wouldn't be a fetish unless he was unable to achieve climax without a pregnant person being involved. There's definitely artists that draw smut of heavily pregnant women , with a lot of focus on their bellies (or even more common, a kink for sex resulting in impregnation), but in the grand scale of fetish and kink art, it's on the tamer end of things, like being into feet.

You'd think the Bible-loving furry would be into that, considering it's not spilling any seed and using sex solely for its intended purpose according to God.