🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Squire of Gothos said:
You need to show the full perspective of what he's doing:
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He's wearing his boots and standing on a stone bench and he still barely reaches!
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He talked about getting up their with Fuentes but he stopped once he realized he's too short and fat to climb the wall.

Edit: They're aiming the cross at Ralph! Stay back, pig-demon!
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WhimsicalTrolli said:
So why Ralph calling jersh a pedo and he got a article ready, can you guys give me some lore or it's just Ralph making up stuff.

Edit: @Null so basically the girl was only a year a few months off. 17 and 15 is legal in most states.
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Null, when he was 17 was trying to get a girl who was 15. Ralph's just pointing out that it's weird for a 19 year old to be interested in an 11 year old. He really shouldn't have been going after girls who are under the age of 10, especially when he's into his 20s.

Oy vey.
 
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buying gf said:
Null, when he was 17 was trying to get a girl who was 15. Ralph's just pointing out that it's weird for a 19 year old to be interested in an 11 year old. He really shouldn't have been going after girls who are under the age of 10, especially when he's into his 20s.

Oy vey.
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The lady doth protest too much.
 
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buying gf said:
Null, when he was 17 was trying to get a girl who was 15. Ralph's just pointing out that it's weird for a 19 year old to be interested in an 11 year old. He really shouldn't have been going after girls who are under the age of 10, especially when he's into his 20s.

Oy vey.
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@Null you sick fuck why would you go after a 6 year old while your a 32 year old man
 
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“Know thou, I loved the maid I married, never man sighed truer breath. But that I see thee here, thou noble thing... more dances my rapt heart than when I first my wedded mistress saw bestride my threshold.”
Tullus Aufidius to Caius Marcius Act 4, Scene 5, Coriolanus.

This is your role Null, you are Ethan's beloved nemesis. And don't complain about the Shakespeare, it was either this or a Naruto quote.
 
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