🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Null]

The gum chewing is super obnoxious. Might have to tune out. Can't stand hearing cows chew cud.

 

[ClipBitch]

I hear the phone. Oh noooooooo.

 

[Angry Shoes]

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Does Zoom (liar, pedophile) even give a shit about Ethan anymore? I imagine it's someone low-profile who just doesn't like Ethan because he's Ethan.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

LOL.

Even with the hand covering the camera, you could figure out where he went. Apparently the top speed of a pig is 11mph, so probably around half that.

This reminds me of an old poem my grandpa used to recite. I may take some liberties with the exact wording

The Gunt and the Makers Mark

If a Gunt drank a quart of Makers before he started
and waddled a block and a half before he farted
and the further he goes, the fuller he gets
how far will he roll before he shits.

Now in order for me to win this bet
I must take you to where the fart was let
the Farmer says he saw the Gunt pass
with whiskey squirting out of his ass

the Farmer was a block from where the Gunt started
and the Gunt passed the Farmer just after he farted
it was so funny the Farmer had to laugh
that god damn Gunt crawled another block and a half


now it seems to me if he pours on the gas
and walks like hell with a puckered ass
if he sticks to the sidewalk well keeping his wits
He can stagger 5 blocks before he shits.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

The gum chewing is super obnoxious. Might have to tune out. Can't stand hearing cows chew cud.

He learned from Chantal.

 

[Haru Okumura]

They're already getting calls. Callers are saying that Ethan plans to dine and dash.

EDIT: This place seems disinclined to kick them out over the calls, at least so far.

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

"I knew they would be able to figure it out..."
5 minutes earlier:
"Let's see you figure out where we are going now"
Edit: For fucks sake, just say Ethan is a super-spreader hellbent on infecting people if your goal is to get them kicked out.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

"I knew they would be able to figure it out..."
5 minutes earlier:
"Let's see you figure out where we are going now"
Edit: For fucks sake, just say Ethan is a super-spreader hellbent on infecting people if your goal is to get them kicked out.

It's almost as if the man is fucking retarded.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Ethan. People figured out where a flag was located thanks to chemtrails from planes and the location of the sun. the only way people wont find you is if you stop streaming for like an hour and stream with the camera face down on a table so people can only hear you. Even then there's a chance someone could find you

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Ralph a simple solution would be turn off the phone and not stream yourself eating. Then people would stop messing with you.

 

[Fougaro]

Ralph getting thrown out of these places is clearly all your fault. Stop directing us to call all these establishments to harass the Gunt and his horse.

109 bars were right about Ethan Ralph.

 

[Love Machine]

Isn't this great guys? People call up restaurants to Ay-lawg the Ralpha male, and Josh (null) moon gets the blame for it....

 

[Sriracha]

He should thank the callers they are helping him lose weight

 

[LordofCringe7206]

He's now outright daring us to fuck with him.

Ethan, will you ever learn?

 

[Gay eric]

There's a picture of the Colosseum you daft gunt

The Strand Urban Italian
2 E Jefferson St, Phoenix, AZ 85004, United States
+16022531600

Look at the retarded lamps
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He's at arrogant Butcher. (602) 324-8502

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Finally jcaesar is in his natural habitat

 

[Squire of Gothos]

They're gonna order this:

Faith definitely didn't get these kind of high priced meals, Ralph only had her eat $12 burgers and canned chicken sandwiches... SAD!

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Pumped up kicks?

Joshua called?

 

[Sam Losco]

He's at arrogant Butcher. (602) 324-8502

Fuck off Gator.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

He's now name dropping us to one of the servers.