🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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like, why would anyone do this? why would anyone care?
This is always the question with these people. It's what keeps me reading threads like these.
What the fuck is going on in their heads? Are they lying disingenuously, or do they really truly believe there is a karen cabal out for them? If I give them every benefit of the doubt and steelman them as hard as I can I can't figure out, from an internal perspective, what the fuck is supposedly going on. Why would anyone want to take down his clips? Why specifically Kiwi Farms? In what contortion of worldview does this make any sense? How do I find Gator's shoes and put them on so I know where the fuck he's going with this nonsense?

I really want to just sit down with people like Gator and have them explain to me, from A to B, from Corn to Now, what the fuck they think is happening.
Because I'm sure it would be retarded.
 
btw, gator is sperging about me on twitter too

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it's always incredible to me how people prescribe random things to the forum as a part of its conspiracy when the entire site is public.

like, why would anyone do this? why would anyone care?

Imagine if they’d had a strong male role model in their lives.

Stepdaddy Jersh.
 
it's always incredible to me how people prescribe random things to the forum as a part of its conspiracy when the entire site is public.

like, why would anyone do this? why would anyone care?
They use their paypigs/viewers to brigade on their behalf so frequently, they can't imagine that someone with a different, but larger platform not doing the same.
 
They use their paypigs/viewers to brigade on their behalf so frequently, they can't imagine that someone with a different, but larger platform not doing the same.
I think it's even less honest than that. Ralph and Gator knows that a central enemy is important to the cohesion of their audience, and once there's no bad guy, people get bored and start looking for one. Then the bad guy either becomes Ralph or one of his paypigs. So they just pick someone they think they have a leg up on for an easy 'win' (MundaneMatt) or someone they have ulterior motives against (me) and tell their mindless paypig audiences that's the new boogieman.
 
Ralph also got a mention on his Instagram.
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Also, as a minor update, Jess Southern has now cosigned her friend's statement about pitying Ralph for being too creepy to get the women he actually wants.
 
I think it's even less honest than that. Ralph and Gator knows that a central enemy is important to the cohesion of their audience, and once there's no bad guy, people get bored and start looking for one. Then the bad guy either becomes Ralph or one of his paypigs. So they just pick someone they think they have a leg up on for an easy 'win' (MundaneMatt) or someone they have ulterior motives against (me) and tell their mindless paypig audiences that's the new boogieman.
I see what you're saying, makes even more sense when considering the heels Ralph's rejected. Matt won't go nuclear, you don't care. Ralph won't pick any enemy he isn't certain he can win against.
 
btw, gator is sperging about me on twitter too

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it's always incredible to me how people prescribe random things to the forum as a part of its conspiracy when the entire site is public.

like, why would anyone do this? why would anyone care?
What’s with the whole Fslur thing? Just say it, what are you afraid of? Call us Fag Farms outright gator you fat cunt or can you not deal with an enemy as fabulous as we are?
 
What’s with the whole Fslur thing? Just say it, what are you afraid of? Call us Fag Farms outright gator you fat cunt or can you not deal with an enemy as fabulous as we are?
They're afraid of getting banned because they aren't willing to stop being faggots and either say what they mean or are too smooth brain to come up with better words and insults.
 
They're afraid of getting banned because they aren't willing to stop being faggots and either say what they mean or are too smooth brain to come up with better words and insults.
To be fair, what alternative do they have? It's not that getting a job and be functioning members of society is in the cards for them...
 
Hey now, lil tubbers is going back to computer school ampalamps school isn't he?

If I've remembered correctly: I wonder if he knows he'll have to lift people his weight on occasion, and go up stairs.
 
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Hey now, lil tubbers is going back to computer school ampalamps school isn't he?

If I've remembered correctly: I wonder if he knows he'll have to lift people his weight on occasion, and go up stairs.
Where was that confirmed? I thought he said he was going to school for rad tech? Not that he doesn't lie all the time.
 
What’s with the whole Fslur thing? Just say it, what are you afraid of? Call us Fag Farms outright gator you fat cunt or can you not deal with an enemy as fabulous as we are?
Listen you aylawg, Gator's twitter account is VERY important and can't risk a ban. Tens of people rely on his tweets that inform you about the birthdays of fictional anime girls.
 
Gator is a pathetic fat fuck who will say anything to keep his master happy. Even though he hates Ralph deep down, he can never leave him now. His obsession with Josh and his penis is far more creepy than our obsession with his trashfire of a life.

We used to compare him to Grima Wormtongue but he's below that. At least Wormtongue eventually killed Saruman. Gator would never make a move that smart in his relationship with Ralph.
 
We used to compare him to Grima Wormtongue but he's below that. At least Wormtongue eventually killed Saruman. Gator would never make a move that smart in his relationship with Ralph.
Gator is like Manuel from Fawlty Towers. He 'secretly' hates his his employer, utterly obeys him anyway, and is borderline retarded. His utter obedience to nonsensical orders given by a retard to a retard results in a telephone game of compound retardation which is hilarious to watch.
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You seem very sure of that. I'd say it's as probable that Ralph is the father of the child bride's growing spawn.
The way I see it, he's had two golden opportunities to leave the Killstream plantation between the pillstream and the sextape, and nobody would've blamed him for doing so. He didn't though and I have no reason to believe he'll ever leave Ethan's ass in the dust. He'll probably be the sole attendant of Ralph's funeral.
 
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