🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

I got a few clips out of it, it's hard to tell what is being said exactly but they were definitely yelling at each other (along with the MC Jarbo stuff):
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Anyone tried to figure out the conversation from the first clip?
-Starts with them talking to Baked about the wallet mostly uninteresting shit about Pantsu going outside or not until Baked walks away
-The other streamer with his "it's very 'lit' here" joke comes by and makes it difficult to hear but in the background you can hear:

Ralph: "My fucking bankd card (?)..." "The whole visitation, the whole fucking thing (?)"

-Impossible to hear due to the streamers talking over it + Money and Drink playing
-Next time we see them they've stopped talking, Ralph is focused on his phone and Pantsu gets up to walk away
-Suddenly the song ends and Ralph says "I ain't gotta listen to this shit" Obviously mad about MC Jarbo's song
-Pantsu asking people if they've seen her wallet
-Nothing for a minute or two then:

Pantsu:"I DIDN'T SAY THAT, I didn't say ANYTHING about THAT, If you really feel that way I'll just fucking leave right (?)"

-TTS kicks in saying it's Zidan back from the grave and he should do a paternity test, making it hard to hear Ralph and May in the background

Ralph: "...I know you..."'"I didn't hear it... I didn't hear what you said but (?)"

That's about all I can hear, I think they left while the two idiots are talking about Yoshi.
If anyone can decipher anything more, it sounds like Pantsu knows something about the baby/paternity test that Ralph is afraid she will mention.
Also what the fuck does he mean visitation? Did I misheard it or is that what he actually says?
Anyway, hopefully someone else can hear something I couldn't.

 

[Timon912]

The worst thing here is that Faith thinks she's "better" now. Fucking delusional beyond even the level of a store owner telling Gordan Ramsey their restaraunt with two customers has "great food". She has severe BPD and depression and will need YEARS of weekly if not daily therapy. She will have to learn "feeling words" and do the feeling workbooks that BPD patients have to do. She will have to take her depression meds for YEARS to get her hippocampous to regenerate in any sort of non deformed way. And, she will have to leave the internet for her own good. She is like that Kenny guy that stalked Margret Mcsomething: not internet material due to wrong brain for internet. Period. If she doesn't do all that, horrible things await her, and her kid, and anybody else who is close to her.

 

[Crystal Golem]

WTF this bitch’s teeth protrude as much as her nose does. Is she even capable of closing that crime scene of a mouth?

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She looks like one of those Shelties with bad snaggletooth.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

WTF this bitch’s teeth protrude as much as her nose does. Is she even capable of closing that crime scene of a mouth?

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Speaking of a crime scene.

Spoiler: PantsuWithoutHairdye

 

[Perspicacity]

Anyone tried to figure out the conversation from the first clip?
-Starts with them talking to Baked about the wallet mostly uninteresting shit about Pantsu going outside or not until Baked walks away
-The other streamer with his "it's very 'lit' here" joke comes by and makes it difficult to hear but in the background you can hear:

Ralph: "My fucking bankd card (?)..." "The whole visitation, the whole fucking thing (?)"

-Impossible to hear due to the streamers talking over it + Money and Drink playing
-Next time we see them they've stopped talking, Ralph is focused on his phone and Pantsu gets up to walk away
-Suddenly the song ends and Ralph says "I ain't gotta listen to this shit" Obviously mad about MC Jarbo's song
-Pantsu asking people if they've seen her wallet
-Nothing for a minute or two then:

Pantsu:"I DIDN'T SAY THAT, I didn't say ANYTHING about THAT, If you really feel that way I'll just fucking leave right (?)"

-TTS kicks in saying it's Zidan back from the grave and he should do a paternity test, making it hard to hear Ralph and May in the background

Ralph: "...I know you..."'"I didn't hear it... I didn't hear what you said but (?)"

That's about all I can hear, I think they left while the two idiots are talking about Yoshi.
If anyone can decipher anything more, it sounds like Pantsu knows something about the baby/paternity test that Ralph is afraid she will mention.
Also what the fuck does he mean visitation? Did I misheard it or is that what he actually says?
Anyway, hopefully someone else can hear something I couldn't.

When Ralph went to the bathroom earlier that night while they were at a restaurant, Pantsu was talking to chat and said "Yea Ralph should definitely get a paternity test, this being his first child and all." Faith was alerted to this on twitter by someone and replied to this comment on twitter and was clearly pissed.

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

When Ralph went to the bathroom earlier that night while they were at a restaurant, Pantsu was talking to chat and said "Yea Ralph should definitely get a paternity test, this being his first child and all." Faith replied to this comment on twitter and was clearly pissed.

Yeah sorry I meant that there was something else that Ralph thought she had said based on Pantsu's "I didn't say anything about that" and since the paternity test "joke" was acknowledged on stream earlier by the two of them (one of the most awkward moments of the stream) I figured it would be something other than just that.

 

[Jack Awful]

I just don't get what Gator has to gain from any of this, he's basically a laughing stock. The very mention of him is always the punchline or context of a joke. His master is one of the most thin skinned, paranoid, delusional, self destructive cows to ever grace the internet at this point. The disgusting revenge porn and impregnation of a teen runaway definitely pushed him to CWC tier in my humble opinion.

I think Gator was tempted to try to capo for Josh (during the pillstream fallout) was but humiliated yet again. One of the many reasons the Gunt resents Josh so much. Most people think Gator is motivated by loyalty but I just can't agree with that. You can see the constant passive aggresive barbs at his master and obvious lack of actual friendship you would expect. Andy and Ralph have more familiarity than Ralph and Gator. Whether is blackmail, loneliness, or Stockholm's or likely all of the above Gator is seems chained to the Gunt by everything but choice.

Gator should destroy his desktop in the crack shack while the Gunt is away and free himself from his potential shackles while he has the chance. I implore you Shannon, get in your car and make your way to Guntsville, don't look back. Do what you must! Escape a life of humiliation while you have the chance!

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Gator literally has nothing outside the Killstream. If he leaves he's a total loser with no friends living with his parents in his mid 30s that bags groceries for minimum wage.

By associating with Ralph, he might get mocked constantly, but he also has people that respect him, enjoy his existence, and give him a sense of purpose, something he's never felt before, and never would feel again if he quit the Killstream.

 

[Perspicacity]

Yeah sorry I meant that there was something else that Ralph thought she had said based on Pantsu's "I didn't say anything about that" and since the paternity test "joke" was acknowledged on stream earlier by the two of them (one of the most awkward moments of the stream) I figured it would be something other than just that.

He showed her something on his phone at the restaurant too, he seemed stressed and she was telling him not to worry about it. Things seemed pretty tense after that. It was kind of ambiguous if it was related to the paternity thing or something else. There is clearly trouble brewing from all corners for Ralph.

It's obvious Faith had been throwing jabs at Pantsu & Ralph all yesterday.

 

[Not Even Twice]

But the key bit here is 'I don't want to get you in trouble.'

Here's another saucy clip for mounting evidence of infidelity

https://streamable.com/p48i4l

I mean they aren't even subtle about it, the only way they could make it more clear is if Ralph uploaded another rectal dumpster dive video.
They know Faith is watching as well.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

She looks like one of those Shelties with bad snaggletooth.
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No, the dog is cute.

 

[Edilg]

Is the rodeo starting again soon? He said he would be in Phenoix through Monday.

 

[AnOminous]

I just don't get what Gator has to gain from any of this, he's basically a laughing stock. The very mention of him is always the punchline or context of a joke. His master is one of the most thin skinned, paranoid, delusional, self destructive cows to ever grace the internet at this point.

Ethan Ralph is a cartoon at this point, one of the biggest jokes on the Internet. Can you imagine being a minion to that? Ralph isn't even a villain from a good cartoon, more like Skeletor from He-Man, if Skeletor was a fat, drunken pedophile. And Gator is his slave.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Can you imagine being a minion to that?

He's the Muttley of IBS. He smugly laughs even as his masters plans are undone before him and he looks like an idiot every time.

 

[not william stenchever]

Skeletor's laugh is leagues ahead of Ralph's dolphin cackle

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

WTF this bitch’s teeth protrude as much as her nose does. Is she even capable of closing that crime scene of a mouth?

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Are we sure she's not the first trans-equine?

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Does that make us He-Man and the crew?

Also,

*EDIT*
I forgot, we're all trannies, it would be She-ra now wouldn't it?

 

[Pump Meat]

I was pretty amused by May's coy teasing about the possibility of "fucking Gator" during that stellar dinner conversation with Ralph. Her overt displays of hypersexuality ought to make any man Gator's age keep his distance, but given that May's deviancy is matched in both scope and depth by Gator's sexual inexperience probably means her teasing makes his dick instantly come to life. I wonder if, in his heart of hearts, Gator harbors some kind of gall by May entering into a relationship with Ralph when clearly he shares way more interests with her. The only real thing May and Ralph have in common is the shared lifestyle of struggling social media personas pretending to be artists and avoiding sobriety by any means available; such a pairing is so obviously doomed to failure that pointing it out seems wholly unnecessary. May and Gator? That has potential. I guess I should say "had potential" because I don't see Ralph wanting to share a sexual partner with his dumpy and spineless weeb toady.

I just want to add that I rarely agree with Null on much, but his insistence in calling May a pedophile has a good deal of merit. In straight up clinical risk assessment for potential female offending, she ticks more than a few boxes in things she has said, in particular about the so called "loli" material. My hope is that the inevitable flameout with Ralph will provide us with more details about her private behavior, because I don't see Digi airing that particular laundry.

 

[MeltyTW]

I was pretty amused by May's coy teasing about the possibility of "fucking Gator" during that stellar dinner conversation with Ralph. Her overt displays of hypersexuality ought to make any man Gator's age keep his distance, but given that May's deviancy is matched in both scope and depth by Gator's sexual inexperience probably means her teasing makes his dick instantly come to life. I wonder if, in his heart of hearts, Gator harbors some kind of gall by May entering into a relationship with Ralph when clearly he shares way more interests with her. The only real thing May and Ralph have in common is the shared lifestyle of struggling social media personas pretending to be artists and avoiding sobriety by any means available; such a pairing is so obviously doomed to failure that pointing it out seems wholly unnecessary. May and Gator? That has potential. I guess I should say "had potential" because I don't see Ralph wanting to share a sexual partner with his dumpy and spineless weeb toady.

I just want to add that I rarely agree with Null on much, but his insistence in calling May a pedophile has a good deal of merit. In straight up clinical risk assessment for potential female offending, she ticks more than a few boxes in things she has said, in particular about the so called "loli" material. My hope is that the inevitable flameout with Ralph will provide us with more details about her private behavior, because I don't see Digi airing that particular laundry.

Ralphy doesn't need to know pantsu

Edit what a fucking disaster poster has found out he was talking about visitation rights over the paternity test remark, absolute disaster for talph

 

[Uncle June]

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The Death of JCaesar187

Lmao thats the best thing I've ever seen on the farms.

 

[Pump Meat]

Ralphy doesn't need to know pantsu

No and to be fair, May doesn't need to know Ralph either. The pairing has the usual dimension of exchanging "clout" for sexual favors which is a situation I imagine Ralph is familiar with and comfortable in executing, but if I'm at all correct in my assessment of May then there is another component. I think May displays compulsive behavior in regards to sex and Ralph is a means to satisfying that compulsion while simultaneously gaining some kind of "exposure" and a chance to network with the sociopaths at IP2.

May could fuck Gator and probably would if ever given an opportunity to do so, but Gator can only offer her the conventional boyfriend experience with normie accoutrements. Sure she likes dick, but she'd prefer that dick to be attached to someone who can exert influence on social media and internet communities. I think that goes some way in explaining her obvious crush on Null despite the complete disdain he has for her.