🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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No and to be fair, May doesn't need to know Ralph either. The pairing has the usual dimension of exchanging "clout" for sexual favors which is a situation I imagine Ralph is familiar with and comfortable in executing, but if I'm at all correct in my assessment of May then there is another component. I think May displays compulsive behavior in regards to sex and Ralph is a means to satisfying that compulsion while simultaneously gaining some kind of "exposure" and a chance to network with the sociopaths at IP2.

May could fuck Gator and probably would if ever given an opportunity to do so, but Gator can only offer her the conventional boyfriend experience with normie accoutrements. Sure she likes dick, but she'd prefer that dick to be attached to someone who can exert influence on social media and internet communities. I think that goes some way in explaining her obvious crush on Null despite the complete disdain he has for her.
Harvey Weinstein is Ralph's role model.
Wait what did Ralph show up at the baked house party? What a fake mfer everytime hes mentioned on the keeelstream he and Warski just talked shit about him.
Even in the "reunion" Ralph was acting like a catty bitch its obvious they still hate each other why pretend otherwise?
That's all for dono's. Talk some shit, get some dono's, none of it is real.
 
her obvious crush on Null
This is what is going to make the pairing really interesting. May is used to being with digi who is too autistic/stoned to notice when she is flirting with other guys or to notice that your GF talking about another guy with that kind of passion even negatively doesn't spell good results for the relationship. Ralph however is the opposite as he is sensitive and non-autistic enough to pick up on social cues. Also he is hyper-aware of being made to look like a cuck due to his inability to stop reading this thread.

May meanwhile seems to be too stupid/ autistic herself to realize the situation has changed and she is still just openly flirting with every male that walks past.
 
Wait what did Ralph show up at the baked house party? What a fake mfer everytime hes mentioned on the keeelstream he and Warski just talked shit about him.
Even in the "reunion" Ralph was acting like a catty bitch its obvious they still hate each other why pretend otherwise?
Baked makes good money irl streaming right now and Ralph wants to join the grift.
He forgot all about his spats with Baked and the shit show that was Miami as soon as he saw those dollar signs.
 
That's all for dono's. Talk some shit, get some dono's, none of it is real.
Thats why Ralph would associate with Baked but why would Baked associate with Ralph?
Ralph goes on the trash tier white woman/wigger rant about how real he is about every 2 weeks.
 
I tought about the humilaty aspect, but in a den of rv6 freaks, Ralph would seem like a normal person.
I meant the complete opposite reason. He'll basically do whatever anyone asks because he's so desperate for attention/infamy so people get the dumbass to drink cups of hot sauce or whatever.

I'm realizing I may have been a shittier person in high school than I remember. I think I have some apologizing to do.

Edit: Well, turns out that guy OD'd a few years ago. Be kind to people everyone. Fuck.
 
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Thats why Ralph would associate with Baked but why would Baked associate with Ralph?
Ralph goes on the trash tier white woman/wigger rant about how real he is about every 2 weeks.
Baked told him last night 'us streamers have to stick together'. Paraphrased.
I tought about the humilaty aspect, but in a den of rv6 freaks, Ralph would seem like a normal person.
Really? Really? Think about everything you know about Ralph, the pills, the booze, the child bride, the scat fetish.... how is he more normal than Baked?
 
Comparing Ralph to Skeletor isn't fair to Skeletor. Skeletor fights the "Most powerful man in the universe". He just looks bad because at the end of the day the fuck is Skeletor supposed to do?

Ralph just fights against a small internet forum that makes fun of his hunchback. A forum he doesn't ever have to look at and could probably just block from his own phone.

This is a little more Ralph and Gator's speed:
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I meant the complete opposite reason. He'll basically do whatever anyone asks because he's so desperate for attention/infamy so people get the dumbass to drink cups of hot sauce or whatever.

I'm realizing I may have been a shittier person in high school than I remember. I think I have some apologizing to do.
No your right i just can“t spell humliation. All of them would do that for money tough.
Baked told him last night 'us streamers have to stick together'. Paraphrased.

Really? Really? Think about everything you know about Ralph, the pills, the booze, the child bride, the scat fetish.... how is he more normal than Baked?
No but about equal with bakeds coke use, him exploting mentally ill people and him macing normal workers
 
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