🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Ethan is going to make merch that says "Aborted 2020".

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EDIT: May was asked if she was single. Awkwardly replied "yes, I am single".

EDIT 2: "Without Gator, the Killstream would be dead already..."

EDIT 3: They will be streaming until 8-9 PM, he says.

EDIT 4: "I'll tell you the name of [this place] after." You're about 10 minutes too late on that one, Ethan.

EDIT 5: He's going to do IRL in Harrisburg next weekend.

EDIT 6: May is virtue signalling about how Fuentes is totally too young for her guys.

EDIT 7: Chat is talking about how sex outside of marriage is "cringe" and "degenerate". I know of at least one instance of extramarital sex that is both of these things, at any rate.

EDIT 8: "I almost never wear underwear. I don't have underwear on." - Ethan

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Paddy O' Furniture said:
Hey now, lil tubbers is going back to computer school ampalamps school isn't he?

If I've remembered correctly: I wonder if he knows he'll have to lift people his weight on occasion, and go up stairs.
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From experience, the majority of the people you'll be lifting in a Healthcare setting are gonna be either overweight or obese. Hes gonna have a field day when he's gotta move his first fat ass from a bed to a wheelchair or gurney.

Poor Shannon.
 
Holy moly they are terrible at chess

Lmao maybe she is italian shes got the same hairline as mid 40s caesar
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Just tuned it to ralph calling people in chat morons for saying ralph must stink after ralph said he doesn't wear underwear.

I haven't watched ralph in a while, has he suddenly learned sarcasm or is this real?
 
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Bob Barker said:
Just tuned it to ralph calling people in chat morons for saying ralph must stink after ralph said he doesn't wear underwear.

I haven't watched ralph in a while, has he suddenly learned sarcasm or is this real?
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He was serious. He went on to talk about how that means if he gets pantsed his cock will be out and he'll fight anyone who tries to do it. He also claims it means he doesn't sweat. He was actually seething over chat's reaction.
 
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The_MmmBop_Gang said:
From experience, the majority of the people you'll be lifting in a Healthcare setting are gonna be either overweight or obese. Hes gonna have a field day when he's gotta move his first fat ass from a bed to a wheelchair or gurney.

Poor Shannon.
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He's getting practice for when Ethan's 'beetus legs are sawed off, leaving Gator to help the gunt on and off his scooter.
 
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It's sad when Carl from Aqua Teen has more class. It's not that you don't stink when you don't wear underwear, underwear traps it in one place as opposed to getting it all over. The blacklight and bacteria tests on his pants have to be horrendous looking.
 
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Haru Okumura said:
He was serious. He went on to talk about how that means if he gets pantsed his cock will be out and he'll fight anyone who tries to do it. He also claims it means he doesn't sweat. He was actually seething over chat's reaction.
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It's a perfect plan honestly, it's like planting landmines. Anyone dumb enough to set this particular landmine will be destroyed instantly by an overwhelming wave of gunt stank.
 
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