🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Null]

The desperation to try and justify his master obsession with us is very sad and very blatant.

Don't over-analyze Gator. He gets paid.

 

[buying gf]

The worst part of this is that Mundane Matt gets to gloat again. And that we now have to use bitwave.

 

[Haru Okumura]

"I don't have a swimsuit, like trunks, but I have some shorts, so maybe..."

He might reveal the gunt on camera. He's finally found a way to beat us.

 

[Disheveled Human]

The worst part of this is that Mundane Matt gets to gloat again. And that we now have to use bitwave.

Mundane Matt wouldn't be so bad nowadays if his takes were not so fucking awful and wrong, like wtf the dude thinks The Rock is not a movie star but Gal Gaddot is what the fuck is wrong with that guys mindset. Dude is irredeemable but still better then Ralph by a decent margin.

 

[Love Machine]

Don't over-analyze Gator. He gets paid.

Ralph should get his money back.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

Ralph flags down 1 stream only to spawn 2

 

[Disheveled Human]

Ralph should get his money back.

TBH im pretty sure Shannon would eat a bullet for Ralph which is pathetic in itself.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_77]

Ralph flags down 1 stream only to spawn 2

We're watching the Streisand effect play out in real time.

 

[Spectre_06]

Ralph flags down 1 stream only to spawn 2

Heil Hydra.

 

[byuu]

Mundane Matt wouldn't be so bad nowadays if his takes were not so fucking awful and wrong, like wtf the dude thinks The Rock is not a movie star but Gal Gaddot is what the fuck is wrong with that guys mindset. Dude is irredeemable but still better then Ralph by a decent margin.

Let's just settle it once and for all and have a cage match between them: Two soy-filled bitches enter, one man leaves.

 

[Fougaro]

Ralph flags down 1 stream only to spawn 2

Like an autistic hydra. The more heads you cut off, the more chromosomes it gets.

 

[Postal Pippa]

Let's just settle it once and for all and have a cage match between them: Two soy-filled bitches enter, one man leaves.

Thanks for spoiling that Matt wins. Cause I press X on Ethan ever becoming a man.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Let's just settle it once and for all and have a cage match between them: Two soy-filled bitches enter, one man leaves.

Ralph would not be cleared by medical he is too unhealthy to engage in combat sports someone would need to attack him while he is doing IRL for a fight to happen.

 

[RalphsFailingKidneys]

Holy fuck, the definition of a dead air stream, only strained breathing from Ralph, pathetic.

Edit: I know this is asked often, but WHY do his viewers watch this shit? Their chat is censored, limited to followers and in slow mode, so it's not like they can have any sort if meaningful interaction. The content itself is complete silence, and even though the viewers dropped by like 50, there is still 500 people (bots?) watching this.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Woah Jim just responded.

Spoiler

 

[Sam Losco]

He emailed within 6 hours of the post.

And no, he never did answer me about loving Faith. Turns out, I may have asked AFTER she left. LOL I didn't even know that at the time.

 

[buying gf]

Holy fuck, the definition of a dead air stream, only strained breathing from Ralph, pathetic.

Tonka had less dead air than this. He's really going all out trying to be worse than the people he criticised, isn't he?

 

[Iroha Isshiki]

Why of all time is the bitwave chat down for maintenance? I guarantee he'll use that to attempt to shit on the new stream

 

[Moist Unguentine]

Mundane Matt wouldn't be so bad nowadays if his takes were not so fucking awful and wrong, like wtf the dude thinks The Rock is not a movie star but Gal Gaddot is what the fuck is wrong with that guys mindset. Dude is irredeemable but still better then Ralph by a decent margin.

I've tried to listen to the guy lately but even his tweets are one dimensional and banal. He's just boring as fuck and has probably topped out.

 

[Fougaro]

Holy fuck, the definition of a dead air stream, only strained breathing from Ralph, pathetic.

Edit: I know this is asked often, but WHY do his viewers watch this shit? Their chat is censored, limited to followers and in slow mode, so it's not like they can have any sort if meaningful interaction. The content itself is complete silence, and even though the viewers dropped by like 50, there is still 500 people (bots?) watching this.

Speaking of dead air stream, exactly two years ago I would have never imagined Ralph to end up being a bigger laughing stock than Donga, let alone 2007-era Chris. Crazy how shit works.