🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Fake News Anchor]

There is only one appropriate song to apologize to the farms, and you know it.

 

[MeltyTW]

following ethan ralphs cope id like to make a prediction null will only end up in jail after ralphs shortly arriving death

 

[PomegranateKing]

Poor Ralph. I used to like him. But the meme became the reality, and the gunt took over.

He's more corn than man now.

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

Is Ralph still in the Phoenix area, then?
Nevermind, read the thread out of order. MCSO usually posts the mugshots overnight.

 

[Crystal Golem]

May: "My house was broken into... There's no going back now"

 

[Homer Simpson]

https://twitter.com/TheGatorGamer/status/1333221020736643072

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Gator is on full meltdown mode. You spent the whole day blaming him for shit.

I like how he ignores literally everything else, but a couple of tweets? Over the fucking line.


Don't worry, guys. When ralph goes back to talking about Joshs dick and sex life again, it won't be gay. Cause that's fine.

 

[Kenobi]

All of these poor saps in the chat. They all spam ban porn and Pantsu and Ralph has to dance around it. Hiding their true liberal opinions for money. Fucking disgusting

May: Im coming around to be a bit more antidegenarcy.. But its all drawings at the end of the day.
Her talking about her onlyfans hentaireviews.
#estrogenmoment flipping her opinion in the MIDDLE of a sentance, i have only seen Ralph do that before.

 

[buying gf]

May: Im coming around to be a bit more antidegenarcy.. But its all drawings at the end of the day.
Her talking about her onlyfans hentaireviews.
#estrogenmoment flipping her opinion in the MIDDLE of a sentance, i have only seen Ralph do that before.

She's changing her views on porn as she gets more involved in the right leaning sphere

 

[Crystal Golem]

May: Im coming around to be a bit more antidegenarcy.. But its all drawings at the end of the day.
Her talking about her onlyfans hentaireviews.
#estrogenmoment flipping her opinion in the MIDDLE of a sentance, i have only seen Ralph do that before.

Man she is so vapid it's painful.

 

[Love Machine]

QUICK GAYDA, CALL JOSH A PEDOPHILE AGAIN!

 

[Symalsa]

calls @Null a paedo...
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the cope is strong with the gunt guards...
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It seems there is three levels of Guntguards

1) casual (chronic masturbators, eat a lot of take out, never want their sister to get married)

2) the devotees (these ones will flood in to replies and think of themselves like QAnon digital soldiers)

3) the Imperial GuntGuard (these are the people that are all of the above but are actively trying to get into Ralph’s inner circle to suck his dick. Literally)

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

May: I'm kinda sleepy. Maybe we could walk around a bit to wake up or..
Ralph (head buried in phone): NO SHE'S NOT CHAT. They asked if you were still dating that autistic guy.

 

[Kheapathic]

She's changing her views on porn as she gets more involved in the right leaning sphere

Her only hope for the future would be to change her name, find God, move to Utah, and marry a good boy whose cherry she'll steal... like that one asian porn star did.

 

[Haru Okumura]

TBased has emerged as the new king of paypigs by gifting 100 subscriptions over the course of the night.

EDIT: 150 now.

EDIT 2: 300 now, apparently.

EDIT 3: 400.

EDIT 4: 500.

 

[Crystal Golem]

RE: the swatting

How amazing would that be?

 

[TiggerNits]

Here's a helpful tool my fellow a-lawgz: https://staterecords.org/criminal.php

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Name: Ethan Ralph.
Location: Phoenix, Arizona.

If Ralph has been arrested a record should appear in this search in the coming days.

https://apps.supremecourt.az.gov/publicaccess/

 

[Sasquatch82]

 

[Angry Shoes]

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The plot thickens

 

[Kheapathic]

RE: the swatting
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How amazing would that be?

While it would be funny, I'd say Faith calling the cops and reporting a kidnapping or whatever it was isn't quite female petty. I'd imagine she knows how to get ahold of Ralph's parole officer; and if she was feeling neglected while the father of her child is livestreaming himself parading around with another female, I'd see her calling his PO herself to ask "Do you know where Ethan Oliver Ralph is?"

 

[Kaiser Aura]

Traveling across the country while the internet follows you around and gets you kicked out of restaurants, constantly harassed, and falsely detained. All the while Gunty and his internet fwens are having Kiwi Farm fever dreams looking for a scapegoat.

Sounds like a ton of fun, we're totally jealous. Keep on winnin Ralph.