StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content)

[AnOminous]

It looks like he is just making some shitty rustic stock, not an actual meal.

That's his go-to. He has a "soup" that he makes that is literally just throwing some chopped vegetables into water then boiling them.

 

[KiwiBeanie]

As an ex-Clanker turned centrist Styx is giving off some Chad Hugh Hefner vibes hereView attachment 1705165

Not a very flattering screenshot. Styx's waifu doesn't look happy and he looks like one of those paintings of Jesus that make him appear feminine, like a da Vinci painting. He has a male librarian aesthetic going on.

 

[Crystal Golem]

"Ok everyone I apologize I've lost my dentures down the garbage disposal again so this video might be a little hard to understand... though not half as hard to understand as the dems foreign policy amirite? *smug chuckle* So it's come to my attention lately that I've been getting some criticism for being an old woman and I'd just like to say that this is of course what the loony left does when they don't have any solid criticisms. They mock and malign you for wearing a bathrobe around the house all day and like so what? I'm cold is that a problem? So what if I boil all my meat? I like it that way it's rather nice in fact... *smug chuckle* you should try it."

 

[Disheveled Human]

I mean i know about boiled ham (cottage roll) and cabbage but what he did seemed pointless, I would have roughly chopped the vegetables and added less water also tossing in some boulion, shit should have been cooked in a crock pot too also where is the seasonings the water looks crystal clear. The guy loves gardening but has no clue how to cook seems fucking weird you think there would be crossover.

 

[omega_faggot]

What is it with lolcows and boiling meat?

 

[Crystal Golem]

What is it with lolcows and boiling meat?

Is it an autism texture thing or what? Are they just not able to stomach properly cooked meat? This meat should be confiscated and given to the homeless. Take that minarchism!

 

[Itterasshai]

Like making spaghetti basic. Stuff you probably learned in your early twenties if not late teens

Even that seems too late for me. In my experience, children are taught to cook basic one-ingredient dishes as soon as they can be trusted with a knife and boiling water. Then they can make eggs and porridge for themselves, as well as help their parents in the kitchen.

I am looking at the results of his cooking and thinking: this is this man’s idea of a festive dinner.

https://twitter.com/Styx666Official/status/1331969790236356608

https://twitter.com/Styx666Official/status/1331970072781459457

Perhaps his libertarian ‘don’t tell me what to do’ syndrome has gone so far he will not even follow a recipe. Centuries of devising ways to make food more flavourful? ‘I prefer my cabbages boiled whole, thanks.’

Does he even eat much, looks like a tooth pick

The secret to dieting is to make food so tasteless and unappetising that nobody wants to eat more than a few spoons.

 

[MediocreMilt]

I am looking at the results of his cooking and thinking: this is this man’s idea of a festive dinner.

https://twitter.com/Styx666Official/status/1331969790236356608

https://twitter.com/Styx666Official/status/1331970072781459457

Aren't you supposed to remove the core from cabbage? Like isn't that straight-up inedible?

 

[Itterasshai]

Aren't you supposed to remove the core from cabbage? Like isn't that straight-up inedible?

The cores are very much edible, but they have to be pared first from the stringy part where the leaves connect. They have a texture somewhat like that of a radish.

 

[ArthuriusMartyrius]

This could have been a roast. This could have been soup. Why waste produce like this? Has nobody taught this man how to cook? Hard to look at.

https://twitter.com/Styx666Official/status/1331917929894572043

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I literally just watched a bunch of WW1 history videos on trench cooking and it amazes me that literal teenagers in a warzone could cook up tastier stuff with half the amount of ingredients than a grown-ass man in the comfort of his own home. And what the fuck, did he add apple slices in there as well?

 

[The Perplexing Ms. Escape]

Does he even eat much, looks like a tooth pick

That’s because he’s an ex(?)-druggie

 

[Rekkington]

This could have been a roast. This could have been soup. Why waste produce like this? Has nobody taught this man how to cook? Hard to look at.

https://twitter.com/Styx666Official/status/1331917929894572043

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[Crystal Golem]

Styx just did a Q&A and he said he's going to cook again today.

 

[AnOminous]

Styx just did a Q&A and he said he's going to cook again today.

He needs to discover mirepoix, herbs, savory, and learn to put at least a couple drops of oil or fat in. His eating disorder can tolerate it. He doesn't need to turn into Jack Scalfani, but seriously, "throw shit in boiling water" isn't cooking.

 

[Ravana]

Has he learned how to end his videos yet or is he still weakly mumbling something and cutting

 

[Niggernerd]

Does he even eat much, looks like a tooth pick

Spoon*

 

[AnOminous]

Has he learned how to end his videos yet or is he still weakly mumbling something and cutting

I like that way of ending a video instead of just rambling on endlessly without point. When he's done saying what he has to say he just says "That's about all. Peace out." Works for me.

 

[Illiterate Wanderer]

"That's about all. Peace out." Works for me.

Yeah it's simple, and does the trick. Like how Academic Agent ends with "Now get out" or The Amazing Atheist would end with "Peace the fuck out."

 

[weaver24]

Spoon*

Spoon pick

 

[Rekkington]

He needs to discover mirepoix, herbs, savory, and learn to put at least a couple drops of oil or fat in. His eating disorder can tolerate it. He doesn't need to turn into Jack Scalfani, but seriously, "throw shit in boiling water" isn't cooking.

He has single handedly sent "white people food be like" back 20 years.