🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[naught sock account 1]

Is @Kraut still active on here? If yes, i wouldnt mind if that splitdick would contribute to this kino just to get Seethan Reethan going even wilder

id love to watch the four horseman snipe the gunt for a nice trilogy.

https://youtu.be/cOuVBgUiapI

https://youtu.be/YyMBJeCeNU8

 

[CumFartingBobby]

Sandwhich guy: oh are you streaming on youtube?

Ethan: Yeah they kicked me off youtube its a long story Im on dlive, Washington journal wrote a hitpiece on me.

Sandwich guy: and what kind of bread?

Yeah no one gives a fuck about your internet shit irl.

 

[WM3227]

Ay Lawgs just called the sandwich shop he is at making the staff ask if he "knew a Josh"

 

[Crystal Golem]

Gunt: "always put chips on my sandwich"

We know.

Gunt: "Imma stop talking while I eat"
*proceeds to stuff his face while talking through a bite of sangwich the entire time*

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph if you take a moment to read the thread while eating your sandwich, whatever you do, don't think about Josh's wiener.

 

[High Tea]

I think it's very clear at this point that Ralph has become addicted to the streaming lifestyle, mainly because of the money he's been receiving. I think we can guarantee that he's going to be live streaming a lot from here on out, which means big pillstream potential.

He's going to have to keep upping the ante, just like with the head shaving. And he doesn't seem to like getting messed with, which is the entire point of irl streaming. The money is good, but I'm not sure how long he can take it. His bar bills are pretty expensive, and without that whale, he would be running at a loss. Unless he hooks up with ip2, but they have all these run ins with the law, which he really shouldn't be doing until his probation is over. Too risky.

Sandwhich guy: oh are you streaming on youtube?

Ethan: Yeah they kicked me off youtube its a long story Im on dlive, Washington journal wrote a hitpiece on me.

Sandwich guy: and what kind of bread?

Yeah no one gives a fuck about your internet shit irl.

Can he do anything without, 'Do you know who I am?' I'm sure a hard working minimum wage sandwich worker wants to know about your panhandling internet job.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Ralph is now trying to pretend he doesn't know who that crazy alice girl is even though she was like the first person he talked to at baked's party.

 

[Eggg]

He also walked into the same place he got kicked out of the other night and they refused to serve him.

Coped and seethed for 10min straight.

 

[draggs]

He also walked into the same place he got kicked out of the other night and they refused to serve him.

Coped and seethed for 10min straight.

Well we know where hes getting arrested tonight

 

[Love Machine]

What will Ralph cum in now, his walking fleshlight has left him? What sorta splendid woman will he pick up?

 

[Superman93's Bitch]

He also walked into the same place he got kicked out of the other night and they refused to serve him.

Coped and seethed for 10min straight.

wait he went back to the bowling alley from last night? seriously?

or are you talking about a different place?

 

[Pepper Jack]

750 mls of 37% is like 22 drinks so you're right. I think the average wine bottle is around 12 drinks. It's not that important, his average drunken-ness if it's 15 drinks is about alcoholic level, but at the point before it becomes a problem is when you wake up and need a sip. We'll see. I don't think I've seen a clip of him sober irl streaming.

A 1.5oz shot of spilled liquor is eqivalent to a 5oz glass of wine. There are 4-5 glasses of wine per bottle. Ralph is drinking the equivalent of 3 bottles of wine.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I think it's very clear at this point that Ralph has become addicted to the streaming lifestyle, mainly because of the money he's been receiving. I think we can guarantee that he's going to be live streaming a lot from here on out, which means big pillstream potential.

I think the fact that there even is a "streaming lifestyle" is probably proof that we are long overdue for another World War to thin the herd down to useful and productive levels.

 

[MeltyTW]

pansu/may is gone
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ah knew my gunt senses were tingling to stop work and check this thread for a reason, this image is ralphs love life in a nutshell,

edit WELL OH NORRAAAA, YOU WANT THAT GUNT, YOU NEED THAT GUNT! AND IM COMING HOMEEEEEEEE!

Well that's stupid as hell. As even Bryan Dunn probably knows, while /pol/ hates Kiwi Farms, they don't like PA threads about it either. If you read any thread started about the Farms, the OP is generally mocked and asked what his thread is.

yeah saw a lot of npa posts there and ralph being called a fat child molester

 

[CumFartingBobby]

He walks 100 feet and needs to sit....
Did anyone hear how sad he sounded about having to get back up and walk around?

 

[Eggg]

wait he went back to the bowling alley from last night? seriously?

or are you talking about a different place?

Different place, Kettle Black.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Ralph is now seething at his mods for not sweeping hard enough hahah!

 

[naught]

He's currently waddling around as he complains about having to janny his chat
Said #notall started to complain about the weather and tells the haters do to research
He has an assistant?

 

[Edilg]

Ralph: "Hello random fans did you know how stupid my haters are! Lmaoooooo"

 

[MeltyTW]

lmfao ralph seems to be trying to get in bakeds good graces pretty hard, i think rv7 is happening folks, i have mixed feelings on this, on one hand itll be great no matter what, on the other ethan might weasel out of it relatively unscathed and with an actual decent gunt hoard for life. he might actually win rv7, i kinda hope he doesnt go