Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser


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Hey guys hey, how are you, how are you-hooo?!?!? It's recap time, bitches.

- Video opens with a static image of the entrance to Parc Omega, Montebello, Quebec - about an hour from Ottawa. Essential travel, who is she?
- They have to get a $10 ferry to get to the park. She's giddy cause she's never have taken one. "This is funny!!!" 5 seconds later: "I'm scared!!!!!" She's 36.
- She tells so to the poor guy who works on the ferry. He needs a raise.
- She asks Peetz if he feels ok or if he has seasickness. This is 40 minutes long guys.
- We get to see the incredible view of the bay from the ferry. Oh no, sorry, I meant we get to see the drawbridge of the ferry.
- She looks dreadful and stuffed in the driving seat. Her seatbelt is strangling her. Nothing new here.
- She wanted to livestream the experience but there's no signal there. What a pity.
- Peetz shoves a carrot they already had in the car to feed the animals in front of the camera. "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS CARROT!!!"
- You may be asking yourselves, how will Chinny fit food into this video? Well, my sweet summer children, she already had carrots because she's planning on making mafe!! But remember, she doesn't have a twisted relationship with food, she's a food critic afterall.
- There are pigs. She gushes over them. I was about to call them her kin but I wouldn't insult pigs like that.
- She tries to get the attention of a beautiful deer by banging the carrot on the car's door. The deer mercifully approaches them and eats the carrots. She pets it. Semper fi, deer, you didn't deserve this.
- She makes a sound like she's almost dying around 7 minutes.
- Another couple of deer approach them. The carrots are too big for them, she attempts to laugh at them but she's breathless. The result is a recreation of ALR's laugh.
- More deer. Thank fuck there are some cute animals in this video because otherwise I'd have done a flip already.
- They're surrounded by deer demanding carrots.
- She calls a deer piggy because it's impatient and wants a carrot. Cunt.
- CHRIST her teeth are disgustingly filthy. There's a film of dirt, food and lipstick on them, truly nauseous. HOW can she live like this is beyond comprehension.
- More deer getting their carrots and refusing to be pet. Even wild animals can't stand her.
- Around 14 minutes in there would be a pretty nice shot of the sun over a small lake (she had to ask Peetz if it was actually a lake) but her windshield is filthy.
- Peetz spergs at the Quebecois because "the French always pretend to be better than everyone else".
- Some more pigs. She laughs at them because they're running away from her - who can blame them, really. She also sings Hakuna Matata.
- She obviously has to point out that one of the pigs was taking a shit.
- Deer again. She cleverly notices that deer, in particular fawns, look like Bambi.
- They keep giving them carrots that are too big for them, I swear if she kills one of them I'll personally fly to Ottawa and smack her in the face.
- They call "goth" a fawn that refused to get close to them. Have we travelled back to 2003?
- "We're getting into buffalo territory!!" The jokes write by themselves.
- You can hear her adjusting herself in the seat and it sounds genuinely uncomfortable.
- More deer and turkeys. Peetz quips turkeys make him hungry. The bantz are legendary, lads.
- They stumble upon a baby bison. I fear the cute little thing will be traumatised.
- 24:35: she's so huge that her gunt touches the steering wheel. She's a fucking danger.
- They contemplate getting something to eat at the park but there are kids around and they want to stay away from them. The kids have fucking dodged a bullet there, although it could have been funny to see her wobbling down the street.
- Some beautiful wolves who stare her down. Honestly this video is good only because there are gorgeous animals.
- Even animals are disgusted by her lol.
- Only 10 more minutes.
- There are some goats.
- "Danger: black bears. Oh cool, I like danger." If by danger you mean not eating for more than 30 minutes without feeling like dying then yeah, sure, what a danger-filled lifestyle you lead, Chinny.
- They talk about an SNL sketch, Idk. If you want to really see them recreating it like retards it's around 32 minutes in.
- Some more deer.
- She fucking adjusts her camera while she's driving, not even pretending to look at the road.
- She laughs at pigs again.
- They're getting something to eat in Montebello. She apparently had only a bowl of cereal with blueberries.
- Peetz reveals he doesn't know any French. I know you guys were dying to know that.
- They get to a restaurant, eat a burger with fries and poutine. She's completely out of breath. The video mercifully doesn't show them eating.

A 6/10 video from me, just because we get to see some cute animals, who I hope weren't too traumatised by such a close encounter with our Canadian Big Foot Cuntal.

Also, Chikara Transformation uploaded a video where she eats Cuntal's last infamous McDonald's video (the one where she reeeeed at Charlie and other haydurs) and she tracked the effects on her blood glucose levels and blood pressure. Ilona shouts out KF and in particular @Hamberlard Raid for archiving it and @Creme Egg for detailing Chinny's menu.

 
Can we have a med-fag kiwi explain WTF this horror is going on with her gum line and teeth?
Not a medfag, but I can recognize periodontal disease (and thin tooth enamel) about as well as any rando.

Too much sugar and simple carbs; too little basic oral hygiene; and its probably been years since she last saw a dentist--that's what you get. A steady intake of acidic, sugary soft drinks and fruit juice sure as hell doesn't help, either.

tl;dr: Fat.
 
Welp. Say what you will about Chantal, she does seem to genuinely love animals. It's nice to see that side of her for a very rare change.
Out of the two of them in this video Peetz comes off as more of a douchebag.
But also, Chantal is fat and I would not have sex with her.
 
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At least two separate deer run up to the car and do a startled double take after seeing Chantal. These deer run up to cars all day long and immediately stick their heads in for food. Those two had such a startle reaction seeing the monster that is Chantal. I imagine the reaction is very similar to humans that encounter Chinny in the wild.

Timestamps at 7:25 and 8:35.

And look at her disgusting teeth:
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At around 13:40 James reveals that the apples Chantal bought on October 10th - over seven weeks ago - are still rotting in the back of her car.
The fucking apples, from before halloween, are still in the car?! Fucking disgusting! She's just lucky it's cold there, that would smell rancid.
 
She may try to convince us she hasn't gained any weight recently all she wants. Jimmy has actually accidentally revealed what we were all talking about: the gut makes her no longer fit in the car. Tbh, I'm a bit surprised she didn't cut it out.
Remember my words: these car rides are gonna be over real' soon. And then all Chinny will be able to do is actually create an OF account, and eat herself to death for some real coins.

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