🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I can't believe that obnoxious delusional tranny pedophile found Ralph so annoying that even she had to leave after a couple of days. What are the chances that he was increasingly beligerent and mean to her because she wouldn't put out?
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I'm not able to follow closely right now so I can't tell what is a jab or the honest truth. Did she actually get upset and leave because she was mad?
 
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Sriracha said:
I can't believe that obnoxious delusional tranny pedophile found Ralph so annoying that even she had to leave after a couple of days. What are the chances that he was increasingly beligerent and mean to her because she wouldn't put out?
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Do we know that he wasn't paying her by the day to be there and was just trying to get a free day out of her? Working girls gotta earn like everyone else.
 
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Wait Pantsu left? Holy shit Ralph really does drive them all away, sweet innocent Nora, Preggo Fai Fai, and now Tranny Pedophile Lolicon Politcal Pancake Body Of A 13 Year Old Boy Pantsu.

Holy shit 2020 I thought you were gonna be tapped coming into the last month but even in a harsh winter, the corn shall grow.
 
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>her husband is vp of the proud boys
>the flat earth Nazi was with baked
it glows so much.
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I need to thank Ethan Ralph because his pantsu escapades have taught me something very valuable. I always wondered why I never had success with ladies. No matter what I did I couldn't seem to manage to convince them to let me thumb my mediocre, half-soft peener into their most holiest of holes. I blamed it on the decline of western civilization. I blamed it on them being ungrateful and their willful ignorance of my awesomeness and raw, oozing, and irresistible sexuality. Now I see the truth. I have struggled with making casual conversation. It's difficult relating to these ladies and I am naturally a nervous and anxious person, I admit. My 'go-to' strategy, up until this point, has to been to stick a camera in their face and wax poetic about my foe's peckers. They say 'play to your strengths' and talking about other guy's dicks is something I really excel at, and hell, I enjoy it. Watching ER talk about Null's jizz launcher made me cringe, and cringe twice. Once because I see how embarrassing it is and again when I realized I was doing this very same thing. As of about two days ago I stopped talking about other guy's cocks when I'm trying to butter up a lady and in just these last 48 hours I have managed to have sex with 27 women including the likes of Alexandria Ocasio Cortez and Emma Watson. They didn't even think twice when I peeled my shirt off, revealing my prominent swastika tattoo. I will say, without getting any more islamic in this post, it is AMAZING what women will consent to if you can just avoid talking about other dude's cum cannons for like 20 fucking minutes. For me the desire is there, but women don't seem to respond positively. Thank you Ethan for showing me the error of my ways. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go pickup this total babe at the airport who is flying in from Phoenix.
 
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