🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Cow Poly said:
She’s fucking cute UwU
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As someone who routinely ignored the "Don't stick your dick in crazy rule," I'd be the daddy she needs. She's got the eyes that scream for daddy to choke her while you rearrange her insides and she'll set your house on fire if you forget to get the nuggies with the kids meal; but the sex would be outstanding. Would have to take her to the hospital to get her checked first; but wouldn't mind cleaning her up and breaking her in half.
 
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Kheapathic said:
As someone who routinely ignored the "Don't stick your dick in crazy rule," I'd be the daddy she needs. She's got the eyes that scream for daddy to choke her while you rearrange her insides and she'll set your house on fire if you forget to get the nuggies with the kids meal; but the sex would be outstanding. Would have to take her to the hospital to get her checked first; but wouldn't mind cleaning her up and breaking her in half.
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What the fuck
 
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Gilbert Grape said:
When I first saw Alice I thought it was Emily Youcis after losing weight. She is kinda cute, mental illness included. Ralph is still winning.
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I hope he gets with her because it will be his undoing. Sure she might be prettier and crazier than a shithouse rat, but she strikes me as the kind of person that if she got in a foul mood, those bruises and marks from that rough sex are suddenly from you holding her down and raping her; then bam, you're getting charged with felony sexual assault.
 
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Anstiv said:
He shot himself twice in the back of the head. Joshua Conner Moon found the body
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SUSPECT JOSHUA CONNER MOON IS ON THE RUN
 
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this is weird he's not even talking just sitting in the cab? Dude he's going to crash nothing could stop that motormouth.
 
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