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Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner
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Just, phenomenal. I miss Russell’s days of making videos.
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How the fuck is the "Yo Yovanna" song (another trashy song about a pop star he has a John Hinckley Jr-like obsession with and wants to such him his penis) a "good influence" for people with disabilities?
What was that fool in the comments smoking?
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I have no video editing skill whatsoever and now I'm tempted to learn it just for this.
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- Feb 27, 2015
That is fantastic.
I was thinking about doing it to this one, maybe I'll try it myself now:
Between a couple dance gifs, and some Russ-ified clips of this here video, Yo Yovanna might just be THEE hit music video of the summer...
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I can’t semper fi you with the website stickers currently fucked up, but know that i am awarding you that medal in my heart, mate
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- Feb 7, 2015
As do I. I loved his AGT audition video. It was weak, and he was convinced it was the greatest thing ever. That made it hilarious.
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Okay so here's my first attempt:
Used that background remover, which worked great but left in his footstool and erased his lower left leg for about half the gif, took that to ezgif.com and split it into individual frames (60) then downloaded the set of still pngs, used paint.net to erase the stool and redraw the leg on each frame, erasing the pesky watermark in the process, and reuploaded to ezgif and converted the 60 stills back to gif form.
(EFFORT!)
He'll be rockin' with Yovanna in no time.
Used that background remover, which worked great but left in his footstool and erased his lower left leg for about half the gif, took that to ezgif.com and split it into individual frames (60) then downloaded the set of still pngs, used paint.net to erase the stool and redraw the leg on each frame, erasing the pesky watermark in the process, and reuploaded to ezgif and converted the 60 stills back to gif form.
(EFFORT!)
He'll be rockin' with Yovanna in no time.
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Assuming I remember it right, I'm still hung up on its message being:
- Accept your disability.
- ???
- Dance!
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Laughing is always the best response to a lol suit. Plus it has the added benefit of making the cow really really mad resulting in more sperg-outs. More milk, more laughs, lather, rinse, repeat.
This is the real reason why Russ is just plain gross.
Underpants Gnome theory in action.
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I very much appreciate your effort.
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- Feb 27, 2015
I'm doing a few other dance gifs that I've got sitting around, mostly ones I've used in past videos, and they're so grainy and low-quality that I'm really getting tempted to make them black and white and just Forrest Gump him into a bunch of old legendary concert clips.
Like Russ on the Ed Sullivan show, or American Bandstand, or hell, maybe dancing at various historical events, however outlandish like the moon landing or something.
Like Russ on the Ed Sullivan show, or American Bandstand, or hell, maybe dancing at various historical events, however outlandish like the moon landing or something.
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Yes please to all of this. Special request for bandstand or soul train
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I also found it hilarious how he said he wasn't trying out for AGT in one of the later years after that audition, but claimed he would've won if he had gone on. I wonder how he would even begin to follow that up. I almost wish I could see it but I don't want Russell bragging endlessly about how he almost won America's Got Talent. Still, it would be truly legendary to see Russ insulting other contestants, people with actual talent, and claiming he was so much better than them, like how he thought he was so much better than any of Taylor Swift's boyfriends.
It's also very fitting that Russell didn't finish his list and yet somehow hasn't even completed the first step.
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You are doing God's work!
If I had any video editing skills I'd put dancing Russ in The Hacienda while Freaky Dancer plays in the background.
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Triumph Property Management responds to Russ’ review, revealing why his application was denied.
Damn.
Damn.
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"Kami" is male, so at least he won't be on the receiving end of a decade-long erotic obsession as a result of this comment.
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What a fun way to announce to the world that you have Aaron's-tier credit.
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They're also actually positively advertising their properties. If you try to rent from this place, you can be assured that Russholes have been excluded from the pool of possible renters.
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Seeing that gif of Russell doing the Charleston had me wondering...
I used to work in SPED in the public school system. I actually saw a few kids from a couple local children's homes hauling stuff. One had like three books and the other hauled his favorite VHS tape EVERYWHERE. Both would disrupt class, piss other kids off, piss off other teachers, etc. over their frequent need to have everyone stop everything and look at their tard talismans.
We've seen other pics of greasy gourd holding his tard book. Now I know he was "promoting" his tard book, but I just wonder if he hauls at leat one copy around everywhere he goes just to disrupt shit and creep women out by showing it to them. Hell, I wonder if he's done it with his lawyer, Gailey, which could be just one of many reasons why the man looked like he was ready to toss the gourd in the dumpster and tell the Greers to go out and buy a new one.