šŸ· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Man Iā€™m having way too much fun today.
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So until Ralph can prove otherwise we have:

-mr vickers forcing him to sign away his paternity rights like a bitch
-faith vickers informing him his bargain will not hold true because she controls visitation and embarrassing info including even small details she can leak the alawgs including just not paying for the guntling
-both his baby mama and her dad are alawgging him for internet fame
-the baby will most likely be named after kop or XANDER or sarah one of his exes
- sleeping with ralph is confirmed a trauma on par with experiencing war or genocide

among many others in this seemingly bottomless pit of failure and sadness that is the gunt
 
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SargonF00t said:
I don't get how Faith seems so happy about having a baby on the way, when it is Ralph's baby.

Didn't she learn a damn thing about genetics at school?
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That's the whole point: she has severe BPD and doesn't want to be abandoned, so giving birth to the super-tard of the century is ideal for that goal. It will be like one of those creatures in the cellar of a horror movie that the mom protects, hides and loves, which is eventually killed by the hero of the movie. She will be sad when that happens.
 
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WM3227 said:
Vickers is already teasing an autistic advent calendar of his embarrassing, humiliating family drama. If he really wants to move on from the gunt for the good of his family, that's a terrible way to start.
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Gloating that he was a bad enough father to let his daughter leave, get impregnated by an alcoholic minor eceleb, and then get her back just in time to raise the child himself shows a lot about his priorities and personality.

He needs to delete his Twitter and remove himself from this retarded edrama right now for him, his daughter, and his grandkid's sake.
 
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Shakka Ahmose said:
Did Ralph ever disclose what state he was moving to or is he still going to be in Virginia?
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When he was IRL streaming he mentioned getting a 4 bedroom, 1 bathroom house in Richmond for $1300 a month.

Edit: and the retard didn't read the lease and just found out he signed a 17 month lease.
 
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Shakka Ahmose said:
he mentioned roommates iirc
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MeltyTW said:
ohhh that makes a lot mroe sense
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I can't believe that. He must be living with andy or something equally as dumb.
No stranger could live with him for more than a week and not shoot themselves after hearing him mention gamergate for the 50th time when they are just trying to microwave their hot pockets.
 
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