🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Elric of Melnibone said:
Also I do want to take a moment to apologize to those of you who hate that I am not just dropping everything in one big nuke. I feel I owe my fellow Kiwi's an explanation for this. I am doing it bit by bit synced to his streams because I want to give you all a Christmas present of a bountiful harvest and a pillstream 3.0. I hope you will enjoy the ride and that we can achieve the sacrifice foretold by glorious leader.
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Do you plan on posting receipts any time soon? I understand that you don't want to burn sources close to him but it would be appreciated by everyone here.
 
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Elric of Melnibone said:
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Holy fuck. @theralph Dude. Go to rehab, get some fucking help. This isnt funny, youre a danger to those around you.
Elric of Melnibone said:
Also I do want to take a moment to apologize to those of you who hate that I am not just dropping everything in one big nuke. I feel I owe my fellow Kiwi's an explanation for this. I am doing it bit by bit synced to his streams because I want to give you all a Christmas present of a bountiful harvest and a pillstream 3.0. I hope you will enjoy the ride and that we can achieve the sacrifice foretold by glorious leader.
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I still believe.


Also does this mean May is a deep cover operative to help out Fai Fai?
 
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Angry Shoes said:
Do you plan on posting receipts any time soon? I understand that you don't want to burn sources close to him but it would be appreciated by everyone here.
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Yes. I dont have anything other than the zillow link for this one, otherwise it would have been attached. Part of the fun is that Ralph has no idea whats going to leak next, but I assure you he knows full well this is all legit. He also has no idea who I am but has a list of who he thinks I am. :story:
 
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Also does this mean May is a deep cover operative to help out Fai Fai?
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No. She is just a horse faced pedo and everyone should buy her oats and salt licks for a house warming gift.
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Because chaotic neutral is fun, I found at least one of Elric's sources.
It was I, DIO!
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You son of a bitch how did you know?
 
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Ralph moving because he's tired of being made fun of for living in a crack shack is a particularly hysterical twist to me, because it shows how little responsibility he has even as an adult. It reminds me specifically of a voice line in Left 4 Dead 2 of all things where Ellis talks about his buddy Keith building an adobe brick hut, and he says: "Most people build houses and then they become shacks, but Keith wanted to skip right to the shack stage." It got me thinking how that would actually work and I realized that it's not as silly a prospect as the voice line makes it sound.

Ralph could move into the most luxurious pad he could find and in a month we'd be mocking him for the lawn being a jungle. Then again in two months when the fencing begins falling over. Another month or two and we'd laugh at the gutters falling down. A year later the shingles will be peeling, and the weather stripping'll get beaten, and the garden boxes will start rotting. This is the reality of a homeowner; after a while you get so used to replacing stuff that it becomes second nature. For Ralph it'll never even cross his mind. We'll be laughing at Crackshack V2.0 and he'll be completely befuddled as to why. The truth is simple; crackshack is a state of mind and Ralph is the number one resident in it.
 
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i don’t give a shit how much it costs Godwinson and PPP need to do a stream with faith on Dlive during the killstream. I want to know how bad it was living with Ralph. I hope she took videos. Maybe she has a video of Ralph nodding off on his mother’s pills. Lol the court will end the killstream, the more shows Ralph does the more evidence Faith can use against him in court. It’s not going to look good when she shows the judge streams of Ralph with people like pat little and Richard Spencer. Their goes his viewer base lmao
 
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Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis said:
> Can't hide Faith being gone from pay piggies

> "You should take a paternity test"

> Tranny rebound left him

> Disavowed by Fuentes

> Cucked by Baked

> Godwinson back

> Possible Vickers' return to internet

> Ralph can't force an NDA on Faith with the sword of Damocles hanging over him

Ralph's winning so much and it's only Wednesday.

He really should drop that article he has written on Null.
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I know it's in poor taste to ask, but I've been out of the loop since Mr Vickers shut up shop and the thread has exploded in activity, but is there anywhere with a not-so-quick rundown?
 
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Considering she lies a lot, I'm taking this with a grain if pepper.
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This shit sounds like Ralph to a T. Sure she would lie about her parents but we know enough about them to know they didnt abuse her. We know PLENTY about Ralph, and how he is under the influence.

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Ralph moving because he's tired of being made fun of for living in a crack shack is a particularly hysterical twist to me, because it shows how little responsibility he has even as an adult. It reminds me specifically of a voice line in Left 4 Dead 2 of all things where Ellis talks about his buddy Keith building an adobe brick hut, and he says: "Most people build houses and they become shacks, but Keith wanted to skip right to the shack stage." It got me thinking how that would actually work and I realized that it's not as silly a prospect as the voice line makes it sound.

Ralph could move into the most luxurious pad he could find and in a month we'd be mocking him for the lawn being a jungle. Then again in two months when the fencing begins falling over. Another month or two and we'd laugh at the gutters falling down. A year later the shingles will be peeling, and the weather stripping'll get beaten, and the garden boxes will start rotting. This is the reality of a homeowner; after a while you get so used to replacing stuff that it becomes second nature. For Ralph it'll never even cross his mind. We'll be laughing at Crackshack V2.0 and he'll be completely befuddled as to why. The truth is simple; crackshack is a state of mind and Ralph is the number one resident in it.
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Ellis and his buddy Keith are the best. Good ass point though.

Elric of Melnibone said:
No. She is just a horse faced pedo and everyone should buy her oats and salt licks for a house warming gift.

You son of a bitch how did you know?
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Whelp that woulda been a great turn, oh well. What a good equine.
 
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