Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,453 55.8%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 285 11.0%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 609 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,602
DrJonesHat said:
You're giving him too much credit. You think he'd waste time trying hem his pants?! He put on a suit! That should be enough!
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Those stupid fucking whores should be grateful enough for the chance to hem the pants of Russell Greer!

Sidebar: "stupid, fucking whores" is kinda Russ' life story in three words, innit?
 
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Captain Hair said:
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She won't be so fond of his tendency to "never give up" when he's filing a lawsuit against her because she didn't fuck him after their "date," or when he's outside her house threatening to kill himself.

But seriously, I want to know WTF is going on here. There's no way she's serious about this. I refuse to believe any woman could actually sit down with Russell, listen to his music, hear him talk, and unironically think he has any potential whatsoever. She's either meeting with him to learn more about how crazy he is or. . . maybe she's nuts. I almost feel bad for her, I hope he doesn't know her address for when he inevitably decides it's time for her to suck him his penis because he was nice to her for so long and if she says no it's discrimination. I am very curious about who the fuck would sit down at what appears to be a restaurant, let alone during a pandemic, with Russell fucking Greer.
 
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WhaleOilBeefHooked said:
She won't be so fond of his tendency to "never give up" when he's filing a lawsuit against her because she didn't fuck him after their "date," or when he's outside her house threatening to kill himself.

But seriously, I want to know WTF is going on here. There's no way she's serious about this. She's either meeting with him to learn more about how crazy he is or. . . maybe she's nuts. I almost feel bad for her, I hope he doesn't know her address for when he inevitably decides it's time for her to suck him his penis because he was nice to her for so long and if she says no it's discrimination. I am very curious about who the fuck would sit down at what appears to be a restaurant, let alone during a pandemic, with Russell fucking Greer.
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Maybe she’s on the job?

Times are tough for pretend journalists.
 
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WhaleOilBeefHooked said:
She won't be so fond of his tendency to "never give up" when he's filing a lawsuit against her because she didn't fuck him after their "date," or when he's outside her house threatening to kill himself.

But seriously, I want to know WTF is going on here. There's no way she's serious about this. I refuse to believe any woman could actually sit down with Russell, listen to his music, hear him talk, and unironically think he has any potential whatsoever. She's either meeting with him to learn more about how crazy he is or. . . maybe she's nuts. I almost feel bad for her, I hope he doesn't know her address for when he inevitably decides it's time for her to suck him his penis because he was nice to her for so long and if she says no it's discrimination. I am very curious about who the fuck would sit down at what appears to be a restaurant, let alone during a pandemic, with Russell fucking Greer.
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Shes not toothy enough, needs more teeth

So he called her out, and now hes going to dinner with her? WTF I call shenanigans on it
 
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Crispeacock said:
Shes not toothy enough, needs more teeth

So he called her out, and now hes going to dinner with her? WTF I call shenanigans on it
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She's a writer, he's probably trying to pay her to write his next press release or something.

Or maybe she's doing an investigative piece on him and his antics?
 
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Disgruntled Pupper said:
I don't know about the book, but I think you could make a strong case about the suit being a tard talismans. It pretty much is his equivalent of The Medallion- he wears it everywhere even though its filthy, inappropriate, and no one understands or cares why he has it.
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In the distant future, daring adventurers & treasure hunters will descend upon the ancient ruins of America seeking the legendary Tardifacts - enchanted items wielded by the Lolcows of Old, embued with the raw 'tism of their former owners.
 
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God, that creepy ass picture. Butternut sort of looks photoshopped in.
If she didn't do any due diligence and research this creep, she'll find out soon enough that IRL interactions will require tactical gear:
* A taser
* A pith helmet
* Tranquilizer darts
* Radio collar/tags
* A nature show host

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The Great Citracett said:
Ohh hey that's that Instagram journalist he was creeping on a while back;


She's also married to a Chad type, so good luck Russ.
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I'm guessing someone wanting to write a piece on the insane, someone who got paid by Grussel or someone who wants to play ween. Maybe someone who is oblivious to Greer's antics and just want to be kind to the retarded hobo. We'll see soon enough

Does Russ even care if a chick is married anymore? Or is he getting to the point where being in a photo with one means he's totes "successful"...

"look ma, I'm nearly thirty and I managed a date! Aren't you proud of me?"

Then again once you make the minimal effort to get to point A everything else is in the bag in his mind...
 
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redcent said:
I'm guessing someone wanting to write a piece on the insane, someone who got paid by Grussel or someone who wants to play ween. Maybe someone who is oblivious to Greer's antics and just want to be kind to the retarded hobo. We'll see soon enough

Does Russ even care if a chick is married anymore? Or is he getting to the point where being in a photo with one means he's totes "successful"...

"look ma, I'm nearly thirty and I managed a date! Aren't you proud of me?"

Then again once you make the minimal effort to get to point A everything else is in the bag in his mind...
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I don't think Russell ever cared about a woman's relationship status. We've seen him straight up tell women on instagram that he's better than their boyfriends and that they should leave them for him. He did seem to think it was important to give his song to Taylor before she got a new boyfriend, but that probably had more to do with him thinking that makes it harder for him to "woo" her. In the end, though, Russell's ego has him convinced he's the most desirable man alive, and that no woman can resist him, so a simple thing like a boyfriend is just another obstacle he thinks can be overcome easily.
 
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Poop Chute said:
This is amazing.

I can’t wait for the fallout when she doesn’t fuck him.
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I'm betting on a second lawsuit against the farms once she gets spammed with links to his thread by weens and ghosts him then he counts that as damages and sues Null for the cost all the blowjobs he's missing out on that he would have definately been getting if not for the slander of the farms
 
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