🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Being 5'1 he is already lower than most

If the man gets any lower he’ll be subterranean.

 

[Kenobi]

I refuse to vote until “abort the retort“ is an option. If not I will grandparents and the future baby Ralph will grow up to be another Ross (bathtub Ross).

Dax was real upset about someone calling stepfathers cucks recently just sayin´. The demon baby might be raised by leatherface and Mr peggers.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

He is confirmed for pulling up likes on tweets and blocking everyone who likes those tweets. This is something not even people like Chantal or Amberlynn do. He's literally more petty than the pettiest women I know.

This is his life. He checks his Kiwi Farms thread. He checks his /cow/ thread. He guntguards himself on /cow/. Sometimes he gets so upset over /cow/ and Kiwi Farms that he asks Gator to read them for him so he can get a cliffnotes version without seeing the mean words. He goes on Twitter and looks at the responses to his messages. He blocks mean people. He opens up the Twitter timelines of people he doesn't like (me) (in private, because he's blocked me) and then goes down the lists of likes and blocks all them too. By the time he's done, he starts up the #Killstream, and continues to check the Kiwi Farms and /cow/ while playing Tucker Carlson. He then drinks himself to sleep.

Every. Day.

It's weird how you have become his most hated person BY FAR. I mean you guys used to be quite friendly, you would go on his show fairly often, he spoke well of you and Kiwi Farms for literally years. I remember you being on the hall of fame episode for Dick Masterson, it wasn't that long ago. Then you made a corn joke; even the worst possible interpretation of that joke and your intention at most justifies some mild irritation. Not pathological hatred.

There are so many people who have done far worse things to him. People who have been out to destroy him from the start, or trusted friends who brutally snaked on him. All you do is run a fucking forum where people talk shit about literally everyone. He could just take responsibility for his actions and become a better man, then his thread would probably be a lot quieter. But of course he doubles down and behaves even more repulsively.

If I was just a random who had stumbled upon the trashfire that is Ethan Ralph's pathetic life, I would assume you must have killed his dog and his baby and pissed on their graves while raping his wife. Not referenced a South Park episode to make light of the Simpspiracy situation.

 

[PonPonPataPon]

Dax was real upset about someone calling stepfathers cucks recently just sayin´. The demon baby might be raised by leatherface and Mr peggers.
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lmao this dude is such a melt

btw i think dick masterson adopting children is the worst idea ever, i'm not sure any child deserves to meet uncle digibro.

 

[Kenobi]

lmao this dude is such a melt

btw i think dick masterson adopting children is the worst idea ever, i'm not sure any child deserves to meet uncle digibro.

Nononono its fine Dick asked Digibro and he said he want to be the girl not fuck her!

 

[Basil II]

Dax was real upset about someone calling stepfathers cucks recently just sayin´. The demon baby might be raised by leatherface and Mr peggers.
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Is dax really trying to pretend he cares about "traditionalism" or any gay shit like that? Guy spent a month simping for literal child porn.

 

[Gangster Talk]

It's weird how you have become his most hated person BY FAR. I mean you guys used to be quite friendly, you would go on his show fairly often, he spoke well of you and Kiwi Farms for literally years. I remember you being on the hall of fame episode for Dick Masterson, it wasn't that long ago. Then you made a corn joke; even the worst possible interpretation of that joke and your intention at most justifies some mild irritation. Not pathological hatred.

There are so many people who have done far worse things to him. People who have been out to destroy him from the start, or trusted friends who brutally snaked on him. All you do is run a fucking forum where people talk shit about literally everyone. He could just take responsibility for his actions and become a better man, then his thread would probably be a lot quieter. But of course he doubles down and behaves even more repulsively.

If I was just a random who had stumbled upon the trashfire that is Ethan Ralph's pathetic life, I would assume you must have killed his dog and his baby and pissed on their graves while raping his wife. Not referenced a South Park episode to make light of the Simpspiracy situation.

There's definitely something more to his butthurt at Null, it's a special kind of seething when you're out participating in a public event and apropos of nothing you start bitching about someone on the internet. The only explanation I can figure is that this thread sends Ralph into such a seethe that he has to direct his hatred entirely at Null because it's too complicated and difficult to hate a collection of pseudoanonymous users.

 

[ElAbominacion]

Dax was real upset about someone calling stepfathers cucks recently just sayin´. The demon baby might be raised by leatherface and Mr peggers.
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Aubrey Huff is right though, that's why the 'my wife's son' meme exists

 

[TherapyMan]

It's weird how you have become his most hated person BY FAR. I mean you guys used to be quite friendly, you would go on his show fairly often, he spoke well of you and Kiwi Farms for literally years. I remember you being on the hall of fame episode for Dick Masterson, it wasn't that long ago. Then you made a corn joke; even the worst possible interpretation of that joke and your intention at most justifies some mild irritation. Not pathological hatred.

I doubt it's about the corn joke specifically. Ralph blames Null by proxy because of the Farms. I believe the corn comment went as poorly as it did with Ralph initially because he understood it to be shifting the Farms' attention to him. Everything embarrassing thing the Farms has discovered or publicized about him, in his mind, probably only happened because he thinks Josh gave the okay and encouraged people to go after him. Ralph is the sort of person to constantly shift responsibility for the results of his own actions to someone else. Consequently, every self-inflicted wound Ralph has suffered this year Ralph probably thinks isn't his fault, it's Jerwsh's for putting him in situation. The Killstream sucks and is full of a-logs? Null. Faith left him? Josh. Everything goes back to the Moon.

There's definitely something more to his butthurt at Null, it's a special kind of seething when you're out participating in a public event and apropos of nothing you start bitching about someone on the internet. The only explanation I can figure is that this thread sends Ralph into such a seethe that he has to direct his hatred entirely at Null because it's too complicated and difficult to hate a collection of pseudoanonymous users.

Basically this.

 

[ajax]

He is confirmed for pulling up likes on tweets and blocking everyone who likes those tweets. This is something not even people like Chantal or Amberlynn do. He's literally more petty than the pettiest women I know.

This is his life. He checks his Kiwi Farms thread. He checks his /cow/ thread. He guntguards himself on /cow/. Sometimes he gets so upset over /cow/ and Kiwi Farms that he asks Gator to read them for him so he can get a cliffnotes version without seeing the mean words. He goes on Twitter and looks at the responses to his messages. He blocks mean people. He opens up the Twitter timelines of people he doesn't like (me) (in private, because he's blocked me) and then goes down the lists of likes and blocks all them too. By the time he's done, he starts up the #Killstream, and continues to check the Kiwi Farms and /cow/ while playing Tucker Carlson. He then drinks himself to sleep.

Every. Day.

Yes, and we knew he was all that for years.

Yet you were still his buddy until he turned on you. If he hadn't, you two would still be internet friends and I'm sure you'd still be going on the Killstream.

It's like how Ralph claims you're a pedo yet associated with you meanwhile knowing that accusation for years. To only bring up these things (for both of you) after you cut ties is hypocrisy.

 

[Rekkington]

He is confirmed for pulling up likes on tweets and blocking everyone who likes those tweets. This is something not even people like Chantal or Amberlynn do. He's literally more petty than the pettiest women I know.

This is his life. He checks his Kiwi Farms thread. He checks his /cow/ thread. He guntguards himself on /cow/. Sometimes he gets so upset over /cow/ and Kiwi Farms that he asks Gator to read them for him so he can get a cliffnotes version without seeing the mean words. He goes on Twitter and looks at the responses to his messages. He blocks mean people. He opens up the Twitter timelines of people he doesn't like (me) (in private, because he's blocked me) and then goes down the lists of likes and blocks all them too. By the time he's done, he starts up the #Killstream, and continues to check the Kiwi Farms and /cow/ while playing Tucker Carlson. He then drinks himself to sleep.

Every. Day.

You'd think by being aggressively online so much he might accidentally do some sort of show prep, however...

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

Everything embarrassing thing the Farms has discovered or publicized about him, in his mind, probably only happened because he thinks Josh gave the okay and encouraged people to go after him.

I can say with absolute certainty that @Null has never told me to go after Ralph. In fact at an educated guess I would say that he either does not give a single fuck about me and my posts, wishes I would do a flip, or is just putting lube all over the station to make a gay slip n slide out the airlock. Actually its probably that last one.

 

[ElAbominacion]

Yes, and we knew he was all that for years.

Yet you were still his buddy until he turned on you. If he hadn't, you two would still be internet friends and I'm sure you'd still be going on the Killstream.

It's like how Ralph claims you're a pedo yet associated with you meanwhile knowing that accusation for years. To only bring up these things (for both of you) after you cut ties is hypocrisy.

Gator, have you owned the A-Lawgs today?

 

[Jack Awful]

He is confirmed for pulling up likes on tweets and blocking everyone who likes those tweets. This is something not even people like Chantal or Amberlynn do. He's literally more petty than the pettiest women I know.

This is his life. He checks his Kiwi Farms thread. He checks his /cow/ thread. He guntguards himself on /cow/. Sometimes he gets so upset over /cow/ and Kiwi Farms that he asks Gator to read them for him so he can get a cliffnotes version without seeing the mean words. He goes on Twitter and looks at the responses to his messages. He blocks mean people. He opens up the Twitter timelines of people he doesn't like (me) (in private, because he's blocked me) and then goes down the lists of likes and blocks all them too. By the time he's done, he starts up the #Killstream, and continues to check the Kiwi Farms and /cow/ while playing Tucker Carlson. He then drinks himself to sleep.

Every. Day.

It's like Gator, he has no social life or hobbies outside the internet, but worse. Gator at least has a (minimum wage bag boy) job, Ralph is forced to engage with this part of the internet to make money, and therefore always has to up the ante.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

There are so many people who have done far worse things to him. People who have been out to destroy him from the start, or trusted friends who brutally snaked on him. All you do is run a fucking forum where people talk shit about literally everyone. He could just take responsibility for his actions and become a better man, then his thread would probably be a lot quieter. But of course he doubles down and behaves even more repulsively.

There's definitely something more to his butthurt at Null, it's a special kind of seething when you're out participating in a public event and apropos of nothing you start bitching about someone on the internet. The only explanation I can figure is that this thread sends Ralph into such a seethe that he has to direct his hatred entirely at Null because it's too complicated and difficult to hate a collection of pseudoanonymous users.

I doubt it's about the corn joke specifically. Ralph blames Null by proxy because of the Farms. I believe the corn comment went as poorly as it did with Ralph initially because he understood it to be shifting the Farms' attention to him. Everything embarrassing thing the Farms has discovered or publicized about him, in his mind, probably only happened because he thinks Josh gave the okay and encouraged people to go after him. Ralph is the sort of person to constantly shift responsibility for the results of his own actions to someone else. Consequently, every self-inflicted wound Ralph has suffered this year Ralph probably thinks isn't his fault, it's Jerwsh's for putting him in situation. The Killstream sucks and is full of a-logs? Null. Faith left him? Josh. Everything goes back to the Moon.

A lot of what we're seeing with Ralph is a repeat of what happened between Sargon and Ralph/Jim. You have a man with a massive ego who can't handle the fact that people he thought were his friends are now laughing him. What does he decide to do? Try to destroy them for bruising his ego, only to destroy himself in the process.

 

[Null]

Yet you were still his buddy until he turned on you.

Don't even. Me being pleasant with people didn't impact the forum. It didn't earn him special treatment. I enjoyed my appearances, and when I stopped enjoying the show I stopped appearing. That's the natural order of things. I was nicer in my words to him during this time, but that's a discretion I am afforded, and not one you have any say over. I was compassionately critical of Ralph in the same way that I still am of CWC. If I was needlessly cruel, they'd never have listened to a word I say. Despite this, there were several instances where Ralph lost his shit at me in this thread over what I said.

 

[Rekkington]

I can say with absolute certainty that @Null has never told me to go after Ralph. In fact at an educated guess I would say that he either does not give a single fuck about me and my posts, wishes I would do a flip, or is just putting lube all over the station to make a gay slip n slide out the airlock. Actually its probably that last one.

Ralph cannot comprehend that at least half of the people in this thread were once either fans of his, or apathetic while liking his content occasionally. And even back then when people fucked with him, he seemed to have a sense of humor about it and rolled with the punches.
This is why he clings so firmly to the "AY-LAAAWG" thing. It's far easier for him to stomach a bunch of seething emotionally unstable obsessives like he might have experienced back in Gamergate. He forgets that the reason this thread kicked off so hard is because people actually knew a lot about him from his past, because they used to like him.

Because he's an alcoholic, there's something in his mind that is terrified of being that sort of alcoholic, the one who burns bridges and ruins business opportunities and becomes an antisocial liability. The guy you don't want to invite to the party anymore. He probably sees himself as some sort of charming high-functioning drunk, but the moment he realizes all of this is because of his actions and all the people making fun of him are his friends saying "wow what the fuck happened to him?" will likely make him suicidal.

 

[Safir]

I have never met someone who is pro-life who is in favor of aborting children conceived through rape.
You're burning a strawman.

This doesn't apply to the US of A but nonreligious social conservatives. They think a woman will likely come around and be a good mother when the baby is born, but not if it's conceived from rape, and forcing her to suffer through pregnancy and childbirth just for someone else to adopt it is too cruel. The "privilege" to abort is a small measure of restorative justice for the victim. Sluts deserve to suffer, victims don't. They also don't want to reward the rapist by spreading his genes or create a social incentive for rape.

Either admit that a ball of cells is just flat out not a baby or fuck off. If it actually is a baby, just murdering it for being the product of a rape is still just a murder.

It's a baby and it's ok to kill it in self-defense.

 

[SimoHayha]

He is confirmed for pulling up likes on tweets and blocking everyone who likes those tweets. This is something not even people like Chantal or Amberlynn do. He's literally more petty than the pettiest women I know.

This is his life. He checks his Kiwi Farms thread. He checks his /cow/ thread. He guntguards himself on /cow/. Sometimes he gets so upset over /cow/ and Kiwi Farms that he asks Gator to read them for him so he can get a cliffnotes version without seeing the mean words. He goes on Twitter and looks at the responses to his messages. He blocks mean people. He opens up the Twitter timelines of people he doesn't like (me) (in private, because he's blocked me) and then goes down the lists of likes and blocks all them too. By the time he's done, he starts up the #Killstream, and continues to check the Kiwi Farms and /cow/ while playing Tucker Carlson. He then drinks himself to sleep.

Every. Day.

Hold up...where is /cow/ now??

 

[itsoktobewhite]

I doubt it's about the corn joke specifically. Ralph blames Null by proxy because of the Farms. I believe the corn comment went as poorly as it did with Ralph initially because he understood it to be shifting the Farms' attention to him. Everything embarrassing thing the Farms has discovered or publicized about him, in his mind, probably only happened because he thinks Josh gave the okay and encouraged people to go after him. Ralph is the sort of person to constantly shift responsibility for the results of his own actions to someone else. Consequently, every self-inflicted wound Ralph has suffered this year Ralph probably thinks isn't his fault, it's Jerwsh's for putting him in situation. The Killstream sucks and is full of a-logs? Null. Faith left him? Josh. Everything goes back to the Moon.

Basically this.

Ralph also resents Josh because Mad at the Internet is now much more successful than the Killstream, and Ralph feels that he is responsible for Josh’s success in some weird, backward, West Memphis way.