Debate Webby's Boyfriend about the validity of him dating underage cartoon characters - Cartoons aren't real

[Just A Butt]

Milking the cow isn't anywhere near as fun when you can hear it loudly orgasming as you do it.

it depends on how funny the story is.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Don't enable him. He's not ignorant of how he seems, nor is he crazy enough to care- don't give him masturbation fuel.

If he wants to spew inane shit I won't stop him.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Yous are just jelous because I am a cosmic hero who fights nazi monsters in outer space together with all mai waifus.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

And now that ratings are back and he can once again collect the trashcan and puzzle piece stickers he needs to get himself off, he's back again. Are we nothing but a fetish porn site to you, @Webby's Boyfriend?

 

[Buxinator]

Yous are just jelous because I am a cosmic hero who fights nazi monsters in outer space together with all mai waifus.

Nope because I fucked your waifus, while you were in the forensic

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Nope because I fucked your waifus, while you were in the forensic

I never went to the psych ward. That Marino Neko dude wasn't me.

 

[Begemot]

I never went to the psych ward. That Marino Neko dude wasn't me.

Then why have heard stories about you being used as a cum dumpster by the other inmates?

 

[Just A Butt]

Yous are just jelous because I am a cosmic hero who fights nazi monsters in outer space together with all mai waifus.

I never went to the psych ward. That Marino Neko dude wasn't me.

these are not funny or good stories.

try harder.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Ducktales got cancelled.

Suicide watch for webbys bf?

 

[Buxinator]

Ducktales got cancelled.

Suicide watch for webbys bf?

No because this autistic fuck is the reason why it was canceled

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Yous are just jelous because I am a cosmic hero who fights nazi monsters in outer space together with all mai waifus.

Nailed it. You should upload a sex tape of you and one of your waifus to this thread. That'll own these incel haters better than anything else possibly could.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Ducktales got cancelled.

Suicide watch for webbys bf?

I don't believe that. The show will continue for a 4th season centring on Webby (after season 1 which centred on Dewey, S2 about Louie and S3 about Huey).

 

[Begemot]

I don't believe that. The show will continue for a 4th season centring on Webby (after season 1 which centred on Dewey, S2 about Louie and S3 about Huey).

It likely was cancelled because of your foolish sexualised behaviour. You should hang your head in shame, your perverted brat.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

Webbigail Vanderquack is my personal saviour. I pray to her everyday. She will make sure the show continues.

Everything I have achieved in my life (which is basically nothing to be honest) is because of her. My small girl duck. <3

 

[Begemot]

Webbigail Vanderquack is my personal saviour. I pray to her everyday. She will make sure the show continues.

Everything I have achieved in my life (which is basically nothing to be honest) is because of her. My small girl duck. <3

Post a video proving she exists in your reality. Otherwise she's not another fictional figure

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

My faith is enough.

The only reason I live is to love and worship Webbigail Vanderquack.

 

[Just A Butt]

My small girl duck.

I can't be the only one who read this wrong the first time.

 

[Webby's Boyfriend]

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This cannot be true.

It is just... a simulation!

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I don't believe that. The show will continue for a 4th season centring on Webby (after season 1 which centred on Dewey, S2 about Louie and S3 about Huey).

...........fool

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

You should be happy for your girl. She's got more time to file a restraining order spend time with you.