Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Bad Gateway]

Bread costs cents. Actual cents. Less than one dollar. Multiple of bread can be had for under a dollar.

 

[Iron Hamster]

One can usually get a loaf at walmart for $1. Sometimes $2

Someone sent me spycam footage of Lou at home.

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[JoyQ]

Everyone needs food. That isn’t unique to you, Lou.

It’s hilarious he thinks this is a reason to ASK for money when it’s a reason to NEED money. The predicament is how to EARN that money and begging is not the way. If not being able to feed your family can’t convince you to get off your ass and work nothing will.

 

[Iron Hamster]

That just proves how much the nephew isn't his responsibility. He posts all over twitter how he would allegedly do anything for the nephew but apparently getting a job isn't part of that. It's what makes it so funny by working himself into a corner.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

One can usually get a loaf at walmart for $1. Sometimes $2

Someone sent me spycam footage of Lou at home.

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The difference there is that Baymax has a purpose and a job which he's good at, actually accomplished something with his life, and was willing to sacrifice himself for someone he cared about. He's like the anti-Lou.

 

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Fuck you guys, Lou NEEDS that $375 for BREAD and if you think he asks too much block him so that way he can later spazz at you for doing so

If kiwifarms does indeed go down, I am going to miss shit posting about Lou with you glorious bastards. Especially when he makes absurd statements like this.

I was genuinely shocked when his grifting attempt this time is bread. I had to read that three times just to convince myself this was real. The fact he tries putting his foot down like this is some irrefutable evidence showing he needs hundreds of dollars by defiantly telling people to block and move on if they disagree. I feel like dream logic has leaked into the real world.

 

[MetalParakeet]

His gut doesn't need bread

 

[Miss Misery]

You know where you can get bread for free?

https://www.google.com/search?q=greensburg+food+bank&oq=greensburg+food+bank

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

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Fuck you guys, Lou NEEDS that $375 for BREAD and if you think he asks too much block him so that way he can later spazz at you for doing so

If kiwifarms does indeed go down, I am going to miss shit posting about Lou with you glorious bastards. Especially when he makes absurd statements like this.

Lettuce, tomatoes, now bread...

Holy shit Lou, you've almost created a sandwich! Just ask for bacon next time and you can make a BLT!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

"So i need money to get through the entire month of december plus gifts"

Well, no. I mean gifts are nice but if you really have to rely on strangers on Twitter sending you money solely to survive, Lou, that's pretty much your gifts for the year. And your nephews too. Sorry, but this is how budgeting works. I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt that you NEED this too. It'd be a shame if you made all these dumb K*w8i8far*s look right and you went and bought a tablet first, that you'll then try to get rid of within weeks, instead of the fancy artisan breads your nephew relies on to survive.

 

[Turael]

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Aaaand the grift switched yet again. Lou doesn't even realize how he's making his own actual agenda clear by changing track so often. First it was all for his nephew, then suddenly they need bread desperately, and now he wants money for a tablet so he can begin his illustrious career in art even though the desktop was also for his 'career' and he did nothing with it. He'll probably switch gears a million times to try and get money (and is upset that the foot grift isn't working anymore), but he's witnessing how one can't get blood from a stone. His friends are tapped out. The ones who actually would give him money he's burned bridges with, and the ones who could reach enough people to let his grift see a wider audience have him muted or blocked because he had one of his random acts of rage at them for not paying attention to him in juuuust the right way.

I know lots of artists, and I can count on the fingers of one hand which ones actually produce art on android tablets. The gold artist standards are Apple products, which Lou just sold. But really you need a desktop, which Lou has sold or is trying to sell. At the very least they have iPad Pros and/or Microsoft Surface computers or clones of the Surface. Lou is just trying a fresh angle and all he wants is a new toy to play with that he'll get bored with in a week or so.

 

[Miss Misery]

Lou is too fucking old to learn how to draw. If he'd had any sort of talent he'd know how to already and instead would just be refining what he can already innately do. But to start from scratch? At his age? It's not like cooking or carpentry; it's an art. There's no recipe or instructions.

 

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Aaaand the grift switched yet again. Lou doesn't even realize how he's making his own actual agenda clear by changing track so often. First it was all for his nephew, then suddenly they need bread desperately, and now he wants money for a tablet so he can begin his illustrious career in art even though the desktop was also for his 'career' and he did nothing with it. He'll probably switch gears a million times to try and get money (and is upset that the foot grift isn't working anymore), but he's witnessing how one can't get blood from a stone. His friends are tapped out. The ones who actually would give him money he's burned bridges with, and the ones who could reach enough people to let his grift see a wider audience have him muted or blocked because he had one of his random acts of rage at them for not paying attention to him in juuuust the right way.

I know lots of artists, and I can count on the fingers of one hand which ones actually produce art on android tablets. The gold artist standards are Apple products, which Lou just sold. But really you need a desktop, which Lou has sold or is trying to sell. At the very least they have iPad Pros and/or Microsoft Surface computers or clones of the Surface. Lou is just trying a fresh angle and all he wants is a new toy to play with that he'll get bored with in a week or so.

I'd sooner trust Louis with a Crayola marker and some copy paper before I'd trust him to use a tablet to make art, wacom or otherwise. If you want to learn art, start with the bare minimum before you even bother dropping hundreds of dollars on a tablet. You don't even know if you'll like drawing, let alone digitally (which is entirely different beast). If you wanted to learn how to swim, you don't start with scuba diving. Stick to the kiddie pool, especially with the art you're making, Louis.

 

[Piss Bear]

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Aaaand the grift switched yet again. Lou doesn't even realize how he's making his own actual agenda clear by changing track so often. First it was all for his nephew, then suddenly they need bread desperately, and now he wants money for a tablet so he can begin his illustrious career in art even though the desktop was also for his 'career' and he did nothing with it. He'll probably switch gears a million times to try and get money (and is upset that the foot grift isn't working anymore), but he's witnessing how one can't get blood from a stone. His friends are tapped out. The ones who actually would give him money he's burned bridges with, and the ones who could reach enough people to let his grift see a wider audience have him muted or blocked because he had one of his random acts of rage at them for not paying attention to him in juuuust the right way.

I know lots of artists, and I can count on the fingers of one hand which ones actually produce art on android tablets. The gold artist standards are Apple products, which Lou just sold. But really you need a desktop, which Lou has sold or is trying to sell. At the very least they have iPad Pros and/or Microsoft Surface computers or clones of the Surface. Lou is just trying a fresh angle and all he wants is a new toy to play with that he'll get bored with in a week or so.

It’s as if he believes claiming himself to be trans gives him a pass to act as innocent and childish as possible. No one gives a fuck if you want to learn to draw, being trans doesn’t make you an exception. Not to mention you have no innate talent to build off of if you wanted to learn to draw; as Let’s Find Out! said, he’d be starting purely from scratch. And that makes people give a shit even less.

 

[Doggo]

"Nothing is expected" he says as he prepares to suicide bait because no one has DM'd him for his wishlist. There's no way he gave Denise money for bills otherwise he'd have bitched about it 100 times by now whilst calling her a bigot.
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"A nice tablet as a pipe dream!"

What, the half a dozen ipads you currently own don't cut it anymore because your skills have outgrown the brand new hardware? People have written albums, edited TV shows, and just created incredible works of art on ipads far older and far less capable than the ones you have.

Spoilered personal experience here. Not sharing for Lou's sake, but for anyone else who might need a bit of inspiration with whatever they have.

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I see this all the time in photography. People buy into some DSLR or mirrorless, spend obscene amounts of money and they seem to believe that the equipment makes the photographer. When I'm not pretending to be an animal online, I'm a very vaguely semi-professional photographer, although I haven't been out in a fairly long while. I do have a small little portfolio to my name, but I haven't added to it in a while.

This is such a big trap for young players. So many people seem to think that its the equipment that makes the photographer. As someone who's been there, done that, this is only true to a very certain point. Starting out on a Canon 40D was a decent, solid camera to start on, but I eventually outgrew it, which can happen. Upgrading to a 7D Mk II was one of the best thing I ever did, because of the type of shooting I do (lots of nature, birding, etc), but it didn't make me a better photographer. I could sign a blank cheque on photography gear and it won't make me a better shooter. The only thing the gear does, is make my life easier. It also expands the possibilities of what I can shoot (low light, high fps, longer and/or faster glass, that sort of thing), but it doesn't magically make me better.

The only thing that makes me better, is practice, and learning, that is it.

Honestly I feel like getting into my photography again, maybe learn to doodle as well, give my poor Wacom tablet (which i paid for with my own money) some love. It's been gathering more dust than I'd like it to.

Point being to all this, is that the equipment doesn't make the artist. You actually tend to find the opposite in a lot of cases. Many artists learn to make do, and some in fact enjoy the challenge of exploiting their hardware as much as possible. For example using a hilariously small memory card for photography, and that's all you have for the day. It forces you to slow down and think more about every shot, and is a fantastic way to better yourself.

a shitload of this goes on in programming as well. The amount of 4KB games out there and whatnot, making a game that fits inside a QR code even! While I'm not a coder (trying to learn though), I can guess that the same thing goes on here. Having such limitations forces you to slow down and think more, and become more creative and efficient. There are so many ways you can adapt this line of thinking to whatever it is that you do. Try it some time! You might find it quite useful.

But hey, we all know the real reason lou will buy the next big thing. Because if it's so much as a week old, it's no longer shiny, and is of no interest to him. And I thought I was bad with my materialism. I guess the things that I let gather dust haven't been donated to me, I've used my own money to acquire it.

I'd love to see how long it takes for lou to get a new, worse tablet than the ipads he currently has, and for him to toss it to the side and buy a new ipad, even if its less than a year old and is still the current model. I will bet my bottom dollar he doesn't go back to one of his existing ipads once he's sick of Android, he'll buy another ipad, and I predict it'll happen within three months of now.

I will bet a new ipad on it.

One for every individual colour?

Nah. One for every pencil stroke.

 

[Princess Strawberry]

So many people seem to think that its the equipment that makes the photographer.

The same can be said for artists, people love to suck wacoms dick but you can find cheap or used tablets that work just fine for under 100$
I'm not sure if "android tablet" means something like a samsung or whatever or a tablet that can work with his phone? Huion has android compatibility with some tablets, with prices around 50 bucks, so yeah if he asks for more its 100% a grift

 

[Doggo]

The same can be said for artists, people love to suck wacoms dick but you can find cheap or used tablets that work just fine for under 100$
I'm not sure if "android tablet" means something like a samsung or whatever or a tablet that can work with his phone? Huion has android compatibility with some tablets, with prices around 50 bucks, so yeah if he asks for more its 100% a grift

This is true!

I do tend to find that the artists who make do and mend with the equipment they do have, tend to be better artists overall, and the artists that focus on the equipment, seem to be worse for it.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Bread costs cents. Actual cents. Less than one dollar. Multiple of bread can be had for under a dollar.

BUH MUH BUS FARE I NEED AT LEAST $50 BECAUSE THE ATM DISPENSES MONEY IN $20 BILLS AND I'LL HAVE TO CUT THOSE FOR THE BUS COMPANY AND I'LL NEED THE MONEY FOR THE BREAD AND $200 MORE FOR A WONDER WOMAN FUNKO AND A TON OF FAST FOOD AND ANOTHER $500 FOR G(R)IFTS

TL;DR nice of you to assume he's even capable of telling the truth.

 

[pussy raptor]

I honestly don't understand why he thinks that "give me money for gifts" is a valid grift. One would assume that, considering his family isn't well off according to Lou (financially and by having to babysit their 40 yr old adult virgin son) they don't expect expensive gifts and are just happy about being warm, well-fed and safe on christmas. Maybe something small as a gesture or a handmade scarf would be appreciated - something useful and of actual practical value.

If any of Lou and his grifter friends were actually poor and struggling to survive, they would be able to appreciate the small things instead of needing yet another game console, expensive transformers toy or a year's supply of mountain dew.

Sometimes I really don't know if we should be grateful that even "poor" people live pretty darn comfortably in our society nowadays (while churning out whole generations of grifters) or if we should go back to the olden days where you'd have to actually work hard for your survival no matter what...

 

[The Dude]

Why Lou always lyin'? Why Lou always lyin'? Ohhhmygaaaawwwwd!!!!

And why is Louie worrying about bread NOW when his nephew doesn't even go back to school for at least another month? Does he expect that bread to stay fresh until the middle of January? And if the family really is in such dire straights that they can't afford a loaf of bread, then Christmas gifts are the last thing Louie should be talking about. He should be asking for gift cards to grocery stores a coupons to go with them to stretch that money as far as possible. Not Android devices.

But that's how you can tell Louie is full of shit and the food situation in their house is just fine. If they really were going hungry then Louie wouldn't be putting expensive electronic "pipe dreams" on his wish list and Mama Gags would be begging for help getting food on her Facebook. I'm reminded of the movie poster for Wes Craven's Last House on the Left. Just keep repeating to yourself: It's always a grift...always a grift...always a grift...