🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN

In a little over a week we shall see the fruits of all of our labors come to harvest, this will be beyond a mere Pillstream, we will witness a reckoning, an apocalypse, the total and unyielding unraveling of the spirit of the Kali-Yuga.

I sooth-say this, gentlemen. This will mark the calendar of the new dawn, the coming of an age of darkness and comedy.

As Ralph's every waking moment becomes laid bare to it's fullest extent, unfurled before our eyes, you shall see something near-biblical, a casting down second only to the felling of the mourning star.

It will surpass the gunt, it will surpass the tape, it will surpass all, and it will be transcendent.
 
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TheSimpShow said:
GENTLEMEN, GENTLEMEN

In a little over a week we shall see the fruits of all of our labors come to harvest, this will be beyond a mere Pillstream, we will witness a reckoning, an apocalypse, the total and unyielding unraveling of the spirit of the Kali-Yuga.

I sooth-say this, gentlemen. This will mark the calendar of the new dawn, the coming of an age of darkness and comedy.

As Ralph's every waking moment becomes laid bare to it's fullest extent, unfurled before our eyes, you shall see something near-biblical, a casting down second only to the felling of the mourning star.

It will surpass the gunt, it will surpass the tape, it will surpass all, and it will be transcendent.
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This site may not even exist in a week.
 
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Elric of Melnibone said:
It's not about pwincipals if thats what you are getting at. Like I said, I ultimatly gave up on getting anything worthwhile out of the Kenny Jones Arc. The best thing that came out of that was Nulls secret stream with him so far as nectar is concerned. The best thing I produced out of it was a stream where I let people come in and bully him for an hour. All in all, not much kino to be squeezed. And thats how it goes sometimes.
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No, that's not my point of contention. It's that your situation with Kenny is very reminiscent of all the retards & rejects that try to ingratiate themselves to CWC for ebic trollan. Where the lolcalf orbiters manage to out-tard the lolcow.
Haru Okumura said:
Wolfpup is in Baked Alaska's chat trying to get on the next RV trip:

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This guy has to be my favorite addition to the guntguard cast this season. An actual crazy person is precisely what we needed to shake up the formula. There's no way to predict what he'll do next or what trouble he'll bring down upon Ethan.

EDIT: For example, he is repeatedly spamming this message in a chat full of thousands of IP2 members:

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This will definitely not, in any way, bring down the heat of known swatters onto Ethan.
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Fuck me sideways, it just hit me that Road Rage is next week. Christ.
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This site may not even exist in a week.
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I'll be real, it might just be the threat of Retard President repealing Section 230 hanging over our collective heads that's got me so sour. & if he doesn't, then the next Retard President will.
 
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Haru Okumura said:
BAKED JUST ACKNOWLEDGED WOLFPUP'S SPAM ABOUT TAMPA :story: :story: :story:

He said he didn't know there was "a Killstream event" (actually Road Rage) and is going to text Ethan and try to attend with his pack of degenerates.

I've never had a prediction come true within less than 20 minutes of making it before. This is going to be an absolute disaster.
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IP2 showing up to Tampa is the kind of chaos Ethan feeds off.
I am so here for this colab 🍿🍿🍿🍿
 
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Elric of Melnibone said:
Be patient. I am waiting for something. There is a reason for the drip, and once that becomes clear there will be a nuke.

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By the time you released everything, the farms would be closed due to 230 being removed. This drip feeding stuff is getting autist1c.
 
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Lmao this never happened before, uhmazhin
 
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