Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Your NSA Handler]

That's personally what I think. Either that dax is still too close to the incident emotionally or he thinks that enough people know the link between being molested as a child and becoming a pedophile as an adult and thinks people will turn on him for it. Ironically had he not defended pedophilia he probably would've gotten a sympathetic reaction about it but if he came out with it now people would just go "yea, figures..."

Bizarrely, on Biggest Problem, Maddox brought up the "sympathetic to pedophiles" angle and Dax was super uncomfortable with that. You could read into that several ways, one of them being he hadn't yet developed the cope of defending it, or whatever. As a side note, that was one of the few times Maddox made a decent argument (essentially "It's normal to feel hatred toward pedophiles but you gotta treat the ones that are aware of it and actively try not to offend well"). And then that backfired when it turned out that Maddox superfan David Clegg, the guy who inspired that problem, is fucked to the point of wanting a 13 year old virgin because that's the only way he thinks he'll find a girl who's pure enough to deserve to be with him.

Dax and pedophiles is interesting to me, because I don't think he is one, I think he just doesn't want to draw a line in the sand about it for selfish reasons. When he was doing the DigiBro defense, I think he knew DigiBro was a pedophile, but just didn't want to say it because in his eyes he's been fucked by people because of "thought crime". But if I gave Dax the benefit of the doubt, it's still radically different than "bad opinions = banned from hollywood" because DB is actively confessing to wanting a little sister wife that he fucks. No need to defend someone who's actively fucked. Alternately, Dax just doesn't want to scare off people who do weird shit cause drama. That's the "best" reason. But his bargain bin shock jock act is the worst part of the show, apart from politics.

With Cuties, idk. I can half see his argument, but what the fuck is the point of bringing it up again? Like I said, if he just stopped after one or two episodes it would fizzle out really easily. Then he brings on retards like BakedAlaska and they have a pointless argument and fuck, it's unlistenable.

 

[Sped Xing]

With Cuties, idk. I can half see his argument, but what the fuck is the point of bringing it up again?

Probably for the same reason I keep finding reasons to talk about Farscape. I love me some Farscape.

 

[Your NSA Handler]

Probably for the same reason I keep finding reasons to talk about Farscape. I love me some Farscape.

Nah for real I just think he can't let anything that garners pushback go. He either thinks it works for the show, or he's just really immature.

 

[Sped Xing]

Nah for real I just think he can't let anything that garners pushback go. He either thinks it works for the show, or he's just really immature.

Not as immature as the girls he diddles.

 

[Your NSA Handler]

Not as immature as the girls he diddles.

Looking at the girls he fucks with, it's actually the opposite of the anime defense. "Your honor, she may be a child mentally, but she's physically an adult!"

 

[naught]

Dax Herrera checking in on Ethan Ralph
(https://twitter.com/BasedLAComedian/status/1334693618943143936)
(https://archive.vn/y2gJl)
(https://archive.vn/CUbHL)

 

[Quorthon]

Dax Herrera checking in on Ethan Ralph
(https://twitter.com/BasedLAComedian/status/1334693618943143936)
(https://archive.vn/y2gJl)
(https://archive.vn/CUbHL)

Dax really seems to be comfortable associating with alleged domestic abusers. Maybe he'll have Ralph call in to share his "side of the story" like he did with Lowtax.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Dax really seems to be comfortable associating with alleged domestic abusers. Maybe he'll have Ralph call in to share his "side of the story" like he did with Lowtax.

"Stupid bitch didn't know who I was."

 

[Your NSA Handler]

The Dick Show subreddit is fucking cancer. For reference, I just listened to the most recent episode, and it was awful. This reddit comment sums it up nicely.

Look at the replies, though. They tell him to go back to Asterios, as if not wanting to hear about the election for the fortieth time makes you a communist sympathizer. And then - this is the fucking funny part - they give the ultimate reply which indicates you have no defense against the criticism: "IT'S NOT FOR YOU!!!!" Wasn't that the line about the shitty Wrinkle in Time movie that Brie Larson gave? It's just a deflection from criticism.

"idk man it just isn't as good as it could be."
"It was never for you, faggot."
ok.

I'm actually having a tough time breaking down how bad the reddit comments are because that level of retardedness just breaks my brain's ability to analyze. Remind me to never go back to reddit.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Might catch shit for this but Marie is to Dax as May was to Digibro. These women are as into this underage sex shit as their boyfriends are. See also: Fred and Rose West.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Long time listener, first time commenter.

Dax can still be funny. It's the only reason I tune in (that and I need something to fill my final work hours each day). But he's gotten retardedly invested in shit that no one should care about, and never lets anything go anymore. He was a lot better when there was a veneer of him being a normal human. Not that he ever was, but his rants used to be genuinely relatable a lot of the time. Lately they fall flat. Even then, it used to be that his rants would "only" fall flat when he was linking it to all of the dumb fucking feuds we've seen here (JLH, Asterios, Cuties, etc.). But as he's gotten more intertwined with the internet he's become completely pointless. I don't need take #45051 on retarded culture war shit. Just say something funny about a day-to-day occurrence and have Sean riff on it.

Ever since COVID, it's been

1. COVID
2. Cuties
3. COVID
4. KF
5. The election
6. COVID
7. The election
8. Biden's definite, future response to COVID and social media

That has been his show this year. Anything he receives a marginal amount of backlash over becomes the next thing he latches onto. He could just not talk about these things, or talk about them once. It doesn't matter whether you agree or disagree with his takes; more than once is fucking pointless and boring. I used to let shitty segments of his show play, because there was likely something of value there, but I've been outright skipping any retarded sections on the above subjects. It has made the show shockingly short.

One of the very few good pieces of wisdom Dax had about making a proper podcast is that "it just has to be funny". He should take his own advice, because being genuinely mad about politics like every other stuck-indoors retard in the country is not entertaining.


I read this as "lol defund schools haha" to continue his current retarded political takes.

That said, maybe it's what JLH and Marie apparently theorized about: that he was himself molested. Maybe he's less of a pedophile and more forgiving of other pedophiles because being otherwise would be admitting that something bad happened to him.

Reminds me a lot of Adam Carolla who still talks about Gavin Newsom being on his show ten years ago like it happened last weeks. Seems common with fags from California who have been irrelevant for years.

The Dick Show subreddit is fucking cancer. For reference, I just listened to the most recent episode, and it was awful. This reddit comment sums it up nicely.

Look at the replies, though. They tell him to go back to Asterios, as if not wanting to hear about the election for the fortieth time makes you a communist sympathizer. And then - this is the fucking funny part - they give the ultimate reply which indicates you have no defense against the criticism: "IT'S NOT FOR YOU!!!!" Wasn't that the line about the shitty Wrinkle in Time movie that Brie Larson gave? It's just a deflection from criticism.

"idk man it just isn't as good as it could be."
"It was never for you, faggot."
ok.

I'm actually having a tough time breaking down how bad the reddit comments are because that level of retardedness just breaks my brain's ability to analyze. Remind me to never go back to reddit.

Besides Cameron Clarke, the only reason why someone would be on the TDS Reddit is because they are a low energy dickhead who is there to play defense for Daddy Dax.

Might catch shit for this but Marie is to Dax as May was to Digibro. These women are as into this underage sex shit as their boyfriends are. See also: Fred and Rose West.

As we saw with the simpspiracy, Marie isn’t some innocent, hapless civilian who is the victim of aylawgs and haters. Her being a teacher is pretty concerning but her career is pretty safe because as a Hispanic female, they’re not going to fire her unless she does something truly heinous and even then the school’s first instinct would be to cover it up.

 

[Hoff Man]

When is road rage miami anyways

 

[Laura Loomer]

When is road rage miami anyways

Think I saw something go by that said next weekend. Maybe I'm late but apparently Baked wants an invite to Road Rage. Fingers crossed for ip2 showing up with their tts.

 

[Your NSA Handler]

Hot take based on no evidence: Miami is going to be a fucking disaster. A bunch of IBS retards with their worst years yet all being there at the same time, plus the fans that are - somehow - into that shit enough to pay and travel to go watch. I can see it being as mild as an on-stage spat or as bad as a large fight in the crowd with someone ending up dead.

Either way, Sean won't be there so he'll survive. Only thing I care about.

 

[Hoff Man]

Hot take based on no evidence: Miami is going to be a fucking disaster. A bunch of IBS retards with their worst years yet all being there at the same time, plus the fans that are - somehow - into that shit enough to pay and travel to go watch. I can see it being as mild as an on-stage spat or as bad as a large fight in the crowd with someone ending up dead.

Either way, Sean won't be there so he'll survive. Only thing I care about.

That on top of the unknown number of people who will be attending to fuck with them
plus potentially acuiring the ire of local law enforcement

color me /hype/ even if its just a pathetic outing that confirms dax is dust

 

[Sped Xing]

I anticipate cope about why even people who bought preposterously overpriced tickets didn't show up, or left early.

"It's the DNC, Sean! They've warped everyone's brains! <forced laugh>"

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Hot take based on no evidence: Miami is going to be a fucking disaster. A bunch of IBS retards with their worst years yet all being there at the same time, plus the fans that are - somehow - into that shit enough to pay and travel to go watch. I can see it being as mild as an on-stage spat or as bad as a large fight in the crowd with someone ending up dead.

Either way, Sean won't be there so he'll survive. Only thing I care about.

I think it’s going to be lame and gay like Dax and his soycel audience. Road rages are usually just a bunch of socially awkward dorks who pretend to be cool and interesting guys for a couple of hours. The most “exciting” thing to happen to these shows was a girl shitting her pants.

 

[TheSimpShow]

I think it’s going to be lame and gay like Dax and his soycel audience. Road rages are usually just a bunch of socially awkward dorks who pretend to be cool and interesting guys for a couple of hours. The most “exciting” thing to happen to these shows was a girl shitting her pants.

Yes, but what happens when these people are on camera, live in front of the IBS2 crowd? The Las Vegas Road Rage ended with a literal suicide. I hope you have bought commodity interest in popcorn, because it's about to go sky-high.

 

[Tramadol]

Doesn't crack Patreon top 50. Isn't ranked on iTunes. Isn't ranked on Podbay. Doesn't come up in the 50 or so podcasts listed when you google comedy podcasts. Show has no wikipedia entry. Host has no wikipedia entry. Not one news story about show under Google news in the last two years besides a Wired story about Destiny. Claims to be e-celebrity. Ok guy. Whatever you say.

Ethan Ralph and the Killstream are at least notorious enough to be brought up regularly in stories about the alt right.
Maddox has a Wikipedia page.

Nobody knows who the fuck Dick Masterson is. He's not famous, he's not infamous, he's a random dude with a bunch of orbiters who give him money.

The most famous Dick has ever been is when Bill Burr watched the clip of him on Dr. Phil

 

[Pointless Pedant]

I think it’s going to be lame and gay like Dax and his soycel audience. Road rages are usually just a bunch of socially awkward dorks who pretend to be cool and interesting guys for a couple of hours. The most “exciting” thing to happen to these shows was a girl shitting her pants.

Is there a story to that, or was it a case, like Chris, of someone shitting herself and doing nothing?