🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[Haru Okumura]

But hey, we got to see Vickers dunk on gaydurr, so there's that.

He's still doing it, too, as of an hour ago.



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[Kenobi]

Do people here get the demon baby joke? I mean I know American Dad isnt super popular but its a lame joke from a Seth McFarland show. "Hows that kid gonna feel knowing his grandpa called him or her a demon *clutches pearls" how ever will they recover"

Personally I think my dad choking my pregnant mom would be the more concerning thing to find out about as the guntling.

Wait theres a joke part? I tought being daughter of a manipulative meth clout whore and son of Ethan ralph was enough to be considered a demonbaby?.


Oh god, Godwinson is arguing for the demons babys life

 

[CumFartingBobby]

Obviously Vickers is trying to make light of the joke and some people are reading waaay to into it. Stop trying to cut off corn supply. Now let's have more posts complaining about the speed of leaks and Vickers parenting. Makes a fun thread.

I see what ya did there, but back on topic Gator blocked me on Twitter. And I thought he was wanting to talk about more recent informstion after he seemed so bored about the 6 month old information "leaked" last night.

Took him about a half hour after I posted about it, wonder if he needed Ethans permission to respond but Ethan told him no. What a pussy either way.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

He's still doing it, too, as of an hour ago.

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There is an elegance to how retarded that particular image is. I can't even find the right words to detail out how absurd it all is. There are so many layers to why this particular twitter interaction is an embarrassment to all parties involved.

It's ugly and beautiful at the same time.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Why the fuck did she only have one pair of shoes? Not to defend Ethan, but it looks like her father is sitting in a pretty pathetic glass house there.

I really doubt she only had one pair of shoes she was wearing some fairly pricey disney merch earlier in the year I got the impression she just didnt plan anything and rushed out the door. I almost wonder if she was debaing on even going to the last second... I dunno or just got high all day and spaced on packing and preparing.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I don't get how Faith seems so happy about having a baby on the way, when it is Ralph's baby.

Didn't she learn a damn thing about genetics at school?

This is something really stupid women seem to overlook in their deluded concept of wanting a living doll, I mean a baby. It only dawns on them a few years down the road after they have given up a few years of life and sleep and realize their kid looks and acts just like the father they despise now....so then they start resenting and taking shit out on the poor kid.

Not that I think Faith will raise little gunt. I think her parents will do the heavy lifting so she can run out and get knocked up by some new guy within 2 or 3 years.

I’ll never understand how getting pregnant became less of a big deal than marriage to idiots. Welfare benefits I guess.

More likely she did all of this as part of a ritual to birth the antichrist.

You know before he started Scientology L Ron Hubbard and some buddies did just that in California trying to create a “moon child” I don’t think it worked out too well so Hubbard just decided to embrace the role himself.

You gotta admit, a-logging your own grandkid is pretty hardcore and based.
I wouldn't fuck with Vickers knowing this.

Vickers, if you're reading this, you have to change your Twitter name from Vicious Vickers to No Mercy Vickers. DO IT.

I actually think Vickers is a lot like Ralph which I why Faith ran off to him. Ralph is just the type of guy I’d expect to work at a pawn store like Vickers runs.

They are both white trash loud mouths. Vickers is just an older version. Decent fathers might have kids that due stupid shot but having a daughter who wants to get knocked up at 18 by a fat YT sped is a complete and utter failure. A drug use, dropping out of college or dating a dirtbag musician is typical teenage stupidity. Getting knocked up by Ralph or becoming a escort is total parental failure

 

[MaskedHussar11]

Yeah there's a bit of pearl clutching, but I just keep seeing red flags with Vickers and I have a bit of weakness when it comes to kids and just vaguely worry that Faith's siblings and the upcoming baby are in for a world of hurt that could have very easily been avoided by her idiot father just shutting his mouth and not posting online. I really loathe the performative nature of how he communicates, especially considering he has literally no reason to post anything at all, and hope for the kid's sake that it is just a case of Vickers playing to the crowd.

He is playing to the crowd. And he's reveling in it. He's rallied the cool, dark web Kiwi Farms into doing his bidding and destroying the gunt. He's leading a righteous army of internet super hackers to get his daughter back from the ogres lair. And like any knight in shining armor, he's regaling everyone with the tale. Even in the interview with Godwinson, I was really off put with how he referred to Ethan as "the Gunt", and how he kept trying to force memes into the interview. I'm no psychologist, but I think its his way of coping with how monumental a failure it was that Faith even flew out to Virginia. He didn't neglect his daughter, and in doing so drive her into the arms of an e-celeb who was willing to give her attention, however perverse. "The Gunt", loathed be his name, lured his innocent, vulnerable , and mentally unwell daughter to Virginia. That's why he needs to post on twitter constantly about how he's got his daughter and his bastard grandson back. He needs everyone, Ralph, the famers, to know that HE has won, and THE GUNT has lost. It's pure cope.

 

[Dark Edea]

I really doubt she only had one pair of shoes she was wearing some fairly pricey disney merch earlier in the year I got the impression she just didnt plan anything and rushed out the door. I almost wonder if she was debaing on even going to the last second... I dunno or just got high all day and spaced on packing and preparing.

She's a woman. It is literally impossible that she has one pair of shoes.

 

[MeltyTW]

Why the fuck did she only have one pair of shoes? Not to defend Ethan, but it looks like her father is sitting in a pretty pathetic glass house there.

he never said she had one pair she snuck out in a rush, i dont know how someone could look at mr run home with a guntling and ill just fix your mistake for you vickers and think he would not buy her tons of shoes because one kiwi paraphrased in passing without even considering the implications, this also seems to kicked off an autistic mini debate. ffs this site sometimes, on no other place alawgging ethan have i ever had to explain debating the implications of a faulty memory paraphrasing of events to debate the demerits of a side figure because that figure told the site owner to use a less all knowing experienced tone with something he hasnt done himself is retarded.

im out of this place, its done anyway either elric pulls through or he dies of covid or his myriad of other health problems both present and oncoming in what a month? or he commits suicide in tampa with baked alaska.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

She's a woman. It is literally impossible that she has one pair of shoes.

Vickers explained in her daring escape to the gunt she put on her little brother’s pair of shoes. Sounds like the parents were keeping a close watch on her so when she made a break for it the only pair of shoes she could grab sneaking out the door were her brothers. Did Gunt send her a bus ticket or something?

Vickers was shocked (for some reason) that Gunt never bothered to get her a pair of new shoes. Ralph obviously thought of her as a cum rag that should stay barefoot and pregnant. The fact Vickers thinks Ralph thought his daughter worth spending a few bucks on a pair of shoes shoes how deluded he is. Ralph gave no fucks about this dumb thot and now he will be paying to raise Gunt Jr.

 

[Kenobi]

Vickers explained in her daring escape to the gunt she put on her little brother’s pair of shoes. Sounds like the parents were keeping a close watch on her so when she made a break for it the only pair of shoes she could grab sneaking out the door were her brothers. Did Gunt send her a bus ticket or something?

Vickers was shocked (for some reason) that Gunt never bothered to get her a pair of new shoes. Ralph obviously thought of her as a cum rag that should stay barefoot and pregnant. The fact Vickers thinks Ralph thought his daughter worth spending a few bucks on a pair of shoes shoes how deluded he is. Ralph gave no fucks about this dumb thot and now he will be paying to raise Gunt Jr.

Hey now he did buy her a couple of kingdom hearts games and and her "art" professionally printed. One of the funniest displays of her retardation was when she drew Killstream chan and had Ralph waddle down to his local printshop and print it on a poster.

 

[Jack Awful]

People defending Mr. Vickers's retardation because he's against Ralph are as retarded as people defending Ralph because he has the same political beliefs as them.

And if you're afraid us shitting on Mundane Matt Vickers will prevent him from "planting the kino corn" by taking potshots at the alcoholic man who impregnated his daughter with a child that he has to raise now, it hasn't stopped him yet.

 

[Ulamog did nothing wrong]

Won't lie, I laughed hard. Never thought I'd see a father yell on twitter about his BAREFOOT and pregnant daughter because his white nigger son in law won't buy shoes. Next we're going to hear him mad that on Halloween he made her draw on her face with soot for her very based and epic costume.


He doesn't give a fuck about his reputation and any future consequences because in Vickers head he got his daughter back and that was his 'win'. Now that Faith is back he can go scorched earth and he probably genuinely enjoys annoying Ralph by dragging him through the mud.

I'm going to be real with everyone, unless she documented and photographed and wrote a diary about all of the things that Ralph did and said, she has ruined any opportunity to have him arrested because she didn't go to the police straight away. I 100% believe that Ralph did abuse her. I don't believe she is going to do anything about it, because the stress of going through the process of going to the police, getting her story straight and finding evidence after the fact is probably way more than she is willing to do. Even women who are abused and call the police straight away act like the lights are on but no one is home mentally and I don't think anything the Vickers have done has made their daughter wake up so she'll just shrug it all off and act like she will be able to move on with her life despite the fact that doing so has given Ralph the opportunity to abuse her baby in the future. Knowing this the old man is probably furious and he's trying to stab Ralph as many times as he can so the fucker feels like it'll be too much of a hassle being in his child's life.

Am I on the pulse if you're reading this Vickers?

Amazing take imo. I would add that he simply can do no more than just throw a few daggers towards the Gunt, and since it is all he can do, he does so with gusto. A father whose hands are tied due to dumb laws that do not allow for proper revenge, will do all he can to do as much damage in this new age of courts and passive aggressive culture.

As for the Gunt, in the rare case he reads this comment, get your shit together. When parents say a child's love is beyond anything material, they mean it. This is probable the only pathetic chance you had at helping make life and if you were 1/8 of a man you would do all you could to unfuck yourself and be a dad to a White child. Otherwise, shut the fuck off, and get of grifting the fake AF cuckservatives. Even Wignats have the decency to raise their children. You, Fuentes, and Catboi have proven our point beyond any doubt. You are all degenerates, cucks and filth who would be on the first train ride to the East.

 

[SargonF00t]

Okay so he's basically a really shitty black guy without any of the good parts.

Ralph is the reverse Blade.

He has all of their weaknesses, none of their strengths.

 

[AnOminous]

Not that I think Faith will raise little gunt. I think her parents will do the heavy lifting so she can run out and get knocked up by some new guy within 2 or 3 years.

That kid is going to get smacked around so hard. Especially when it actually starts looking like the Gunt.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

That kid is going to get smacked around so hard. Especially when it actually starts looking like the Gunt.

I hope that poor fucking kid becomes President some day.

 

[Cliff Booth]

That kid is going to get smacked around so hard. Especially when it actually starts looking like the Gunt.

It'll be like a gunt voodoo doll except without any of the magic.

 

[High Tea]

That kid is going to get smacked around so hard. Especially when it actually starts looking like the Gunt.

We've seen the gunt dynamics. They'll bounce like a bumble. It will be ok

 

[Pomniman]

I hope that poor fucking kid becomes President some day.

He's more likely to troon out.

 

[Dark Edea]

Vickers explained in her daring escape to the gunt she put on her little brother’s pair of shoes. Sounds like the parents were keeping a close watch on her so when she made a break for it the only pair of shoes she could grab sneaking out the door were her brothers. Did Gunt send her a bus ticket or something?

Vickers was shocked (for some reason) that Gunt never bothered to get her a pair of new shoes. Ralph obviously thought of her as a cum rag that should stay barefoot and pregnant. The fact Vickers thinks Ralph thought his daughter worth spending a few bucks on a pair of shoes shoes how deluded he is. Ralph gave no fucks about this dumb thot and now he will be paying to raise Gunt Jr.

I don't believe it. A woman owning one pair of shoes is like a nigger owning one basketball.

Mathematically impossible.