🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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It's all so lackluster too, who gives a fuck about him not buying her shoes? In the big scheme of things that's nothing for ralph. I don't know why Vickers bothers, he is putting so much at risk by doing shit publicly, and he's not even delivering anything of value. It's pretty pathetic.

It's all talk and bravado, much like ralph. Either Vickers is an actual retard and thinks these "leaks" will accomplish something, or he simply just wants the attention, and it's really looking like the latter.
It's producing tard cum, might not be good but it's there
 
She was being bullied at school so they took her out, she was having anxiety issues so they let her have weed. She wasnt doing her school work so they saved her from failing.
Always thought this was really absurd. In the interview with Mr and Mrs V, she said that it was because of one girl at school that had some issue with a boy they were both into.

Dropping out of school in high school, and switching home school is an insanely stupid solution to that problem. Surely something else could have been done about it. Why not work with the staff? Most schools don't tolerate over the top bullying, if that didn't work, attend a different school.
 
Aw, look you guys!
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I bet he'll be a great Dad and see his son every day!
 
It's all so lackluster too, who gives a fuck about him not buying her shoes? In the big scheme of things that's nothing for ralph. I don't know why Vickers bothers, he is putting so much at risk by doing shit publicly, and he's not even delivering anything of value. It's pretty pathetic.

It's all talk and bravado, much like ralph. Either Vickers is an actual retard and thinks these "leaks" will accomplish something, or he simply just wants the attention, and it's really looking like the latter.
I think Vickers rationale is 'having a pregnant walk around in ill-fitting shoes shows what an inconsiderate scumbag Ralph is'. Everyone knows that's what he is though. Just like with the choking thing. Everyone knew he could be a violent drunk. Aside from thinking they are embarrassing someone who has no shame,, I don't know how saying he isn't considerate does anything except give a topic of discussion for the day. To the average person, that is shocking, but for all we know about Ralph, it doesn't make a big impression.
I m gonna speak on this, also a kiwi months ago pointed this out, I m not gonna chase down the quote they made a very good point.

She was being bullied at school so they took her out, she was having anxiety issues so they let her have weed. She wasnt doing her school work so they saved her from failing.

She was up all night on discords

You need to let your kids fight their own battles and learn how to take their victories and defeats.

She also refused to come home during the DC trip and even showed some self awareness about how she just sat in her room all day.

Inshort letting a young personal get their socialization from the internet is a very bad idea. Vickers in his blog often would hand wave away his shitty parenting with remarks about bird has to leave the nest or "she s 18 what you gonna do"

I dont think faiths behavoir is that uncommon its just back in the older days a young girl could go "wild" but before social media the youngin would take off and be gone. Then when things went south they would be able to call home for a western union get a grey hound ticket and be back.

They could then tell the hometown gang what ever version of events she wanted. Socail media just makes it all most impossible.
There were also rules, roles and expectations. Instead of switching schools if it was that bad, they took her out. Instead of trying to find coping mechanisms for her, they got her a weed card. They wanted to be her friend, not her parents, and are surprised she went rogue.
 
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quick summary on Ethan Ralph, gains notoriety in an already niche part of the Internet as a 'muckraking gonzo journalist'.
covers Internet drama on his website, mentioned by Perez Hilton in his gossip rag.
hangs around king of pol and jim81jim.
gets an ed article, sperge endlessly about the article. https://encyclopediadramatica.se/TheRalphRetort
gets a /cow/ thread. https://8ch.net/cow/res/77097.html
bitches about 8chan /baph/ gets doxed by them even his ssn. Ralph's 2015 /baph/ thread (https://archive.vn/gc0In)
some posters flock to 9chan to mock the gunt whereas others use 8kun as ethan seethes and copes.
finally makes it to the Internet famous board of kiwi farms.
has a proxy release a sex tape.
helps create a demon baby.
fakes a swatting.
nonstop Internet slap fights.

Real shame nobody fucking archived the actual dox, just the page talking about the dox, like fucking pussies. There should be, on page 1 here, Ethan Ralph's information, down to a partially censored string with his SSN.
 
I'm willing to use whatever juicy drama they post as ammo to laugh at Ralph, but I'm also not going to pretend that engaging with this side of the internet at all isn't something a lolcow would do, especially since he's openly denounced the Farms and our actions won't influence his decisions.
Oh it's absolutely lolcow behavior. It was glaringly obvious from the moment the father started going on social media and acting like some sort of tough talking vigilante who's going to clean up the streets. I bet he wipes cum up off his stomach with a crusty Rorschach pattern hand rag while reminding himself that Ethan is stuck in here with him and not the other way around.

When they briefly got off the internet I was confronted with mixed feelings. On one hand, no more corn from the Vickers; on the other, they are doing something valuable to try to salvage their daughter's livelihood by stepping away from it all. As of now they are back on twitter to remind everyone that their daughter is a stupid useless cunt who ran away from home to suck gunt, get her shit-hole hoofed, and get impregnated by one of the most repulsive creatures anyone has ever seen while simultaneously broadcasting the dysfunction that exists within the walls of their home. They are fucking mental patients.
 
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What a throwback lol. Ralph and Josh having a civil conversation about posts on kiwifarms. Josh saying he has enjoyed running the farms nearly every single day. Ralph defending the kiwifarms.
When i want to see two fags lying to each other about how good things are i just go to pornhub
 
It's all so lackluster too, who gives a fuck about him not buying her shoes? In the big scheme of things that's nothing for ralph. I don't know why Vickers bothers, he is putting so much at risk by doing shit publicly, and he's not even delivering anything of value. It's pretty pathetic.

It's all talk and bravado, much like ralph. Either Vickers is an actual retard and thinks these "leaks" will accomplish something, or he simply just wants the attention, and it's really looking like the latter.
the shoe and medicine leak is bad its just not ending ralph level you need for a leak its a detail youd put in with something like the abuse leak.

none of you posted the godwinson vid?
wtf are you doing
 
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Yeah, CC information can be illegal so that's alright, I got the old doxes here but they're moot since he lives in VA now, right?

Either way, Vickers should learn from /baph/: you want to fuck someone over, you dump all that you know, all at once.
 
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Schizo Theory time:

Ethan Ralph is actually a grey alien wearing a gunt suit. Think about it.
>both like kidnapping young women from their families
>both like probing buttholes
>both are the same height as normal human children
>both have succubus-like slave creatures to assist them (Gator)
>both are physically weak
>both like to mentally manipulate weak-minded humans

IT ALL ADDS UP, PEOPLE!! WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!!!!
 
Schizo Theory time:

Ethan Ralph is actually a grey alien wearing a gunt suit. Think about it.
>both like kidnapping young women from their families
>both like probing buttholes
>both are the same height as normal human children
>both have succubus-like slave creatures to assist them (Gator)
>both are physically weak
>both like to mentally manipulate weak-minded humans

IT ALL ADDS UP, PEOPLE!! WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!!!!
On one hand, he is pretty short. On the other hand, greys are supposed to be pretty smart.
 
Schizo Theory time:

Ethan Ralph is actually a grey alien wearing a gunt suit. Think about it.
>both like kidnapping young women from their families
>both like probing buttholes
>both are the same height as normal human children
>both have succubus-like slave creatures to assist them (Gator)
>both are physically weak
>both like to mentally manipulate weak-minded humans

IT ALL ADDS UP, PEOPLE!! WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!!!!
I think we can safely assume that he’s from a planet with an ethanol rich atmosphere.
 
Schizo Theory time:

Ethan Ralph is actually a grey alien wearing a gunt suit. Think about it.
>both like kidnapping young women from their families
>both like probing buttholes
>both are the same height as normal human children
>both have succubus-like slave creatures to assist them (Gator)
>both are physically weak
>both like to mentally manipulate weak-minded humans

IT ALL ADDS UP, PEOPLE!! WE'RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING!!!!
Aliens have tiny t-rex arms though?
 
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On one hand, he is pretty short. On the other hand, greys are supposed to be pretty smart.
I think we can safely assume that he’s from a planet with an ethanol rich atmosphere.
I don't know about you, but I don't need to shove anything up someones ass to understand that people are retarded. Wait, point defeated.

Are greys actually smart though? Or do they just target borderline retards for abduction and anal probing? Have you seen some of the people who claim they've been kidnapped by aliens?
 
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