🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Delicious Diversity said:
Lol. What about this Ralph?
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You 'love her immensely' and 'wish her the best' (strangling aside of course). 'Avidly involved in the pregnancy process.' From jail? 🤣
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To be fair, Ralph is such a retarded low-level animal that impregnating and then leaving the woman is just normal. Maybe chokeholds are for this species what love bites are for cats. Hopefully, the local zoo will pick him up and give him a nice habitat. A fence and moat will be required to keep him away from 13 year-old girls, of course.
 
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Delicious Diversity said:
Lol his outfit:


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Ralph in full-wigger mode. Stands out like a sore pig hoof.

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Kenny🐍Jones said:
It's not a coincidence, but it's likely not what you think either.
Someone in my Discord Showed Me his posts and I have a little bit of an issue with what he said.

I honestly have nothing to do with the leaks whatsoever, if I did I wouldn't keep quiet about it.
I'm not exactly friends with Ralph ( to say the least).
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This wouldn't happen to be the real Kenny "I know some people like me don't belong on the internet and so I'm leaving after this one last video" Jones, now would it?
 
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Pixis said:
This would be the ideal situation, however, having gone through the process of trying to get my dad to pony up for child support out of state, I don't exactly have the same optimism others have when it comes to the system actually doing what it should by making Ralph pay. And if that were to happen, God forbid, I think we can all expect to see Ralph flaunt this fact in the face of his 'baby mama' and the farms. Because let's face it, Ethan is going to do everything in his power to not pay child support and avoid having to get a real job.
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That very state of affairs is why a lot of the states tightened up their child support laws. Dudes used to get away with paying nothing for years on end, now they fit them with orange jump suits till they cough up.( granted it all depends on the state. I would imagine cali to be one of the ones that takes CS seriously,
 
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Timon912 said:
To be fair, Ralph is such a retarded low-level animal that impregnating and then leaving the woman is just normal. Maybe chokeholds are for this species what love bites are for cats. Hopefully, the local zoo will pick him up and give him a nice habitat. A fence and moat will be required to keep him away from 13 year-old girls, of course.
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Good point we can't expect that much from such a basic burger scavenging animal. Frankly we should applaud him for not dragging his vestigial hind legs on the floor as he moves.
 
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SeniorFuckFace said:
Off topic and as a correction, this is Robert De Niro in Raging Bull, great movie and not Tony Soprano.

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Oh I know, it's one of my favourite movies. My point was simply that Jake La Motta and the gunt share an impressive amount of character flaws.
To stay on topic Ralph looks even more psychologically broken than usual and even Pantsu doesn't look too cheerful, what a shitshow :gunt:
 
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Haru Okumura said:
Ethan is either repeatedly yawning or coofing, as visible from Baked's stream (too hard to tell which due to bad audio). In either case, he's looking rough.

Baked is zooming in on him pretty frequently:

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Real talk, I will be sad if the Gunt has the coof, and it kills him. He's far more entertaining when hes "owning" the hayturrs and ayylawgs.
 
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Remember that time Tony Soprano sat on his ass for a whole season mixing benzos and Maker's Mark while complaining to his gay lover about how impregnating his barely legal girlfriend and further sinking his career were all the fault of the evil Don Jawsh and his elite aylawg capos of the Karen Farms Gang?

Oh wait that's just Ralphs miserable life
 
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FuzzMushr00m said:
Oh I know, it's one of my favourite movies. My point was simply that Jake La Motta and the gunt share an impressive amount of character flaws.
To stay on topic Ralph looks even more psychologically broken than usual and even Pantsu doesn't look too cheerful, what a shitshow :gunt:
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Are you suggesting Faith Burnt Ralph's steak?
 
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looked up the weather in harrisburg, 43 deg, windchill males it feel like 36.
He’s freezing and miserable in the cheap hoodie.
Shoulda sprung for some quality cold weather proven outer garments to be outside all day dumb ass.
Would be great if they got rain, no such luck.

Elric of Melnibone said:
timberlands add 3-4 inches. Suit guy next to him is probably wearing leather loafers and he is still taller than gunt on niggastilts
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place your bets, is he wearing Fashion Timbs or real man working Timbs? ( fashion Timbs are made of much cheaper materials)
 
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