🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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I guess Ethan and May aren't enjoying their gin-brined tendies from the Zoetropolis. It's pretty nice they let you bring food into the 2nd Gear, but it was a pretty weird choice.

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Whatever you do DONT call these establishments and tell them that the guy who looks like the Michelin Man has been coughing all day around people without a mask and has traveled across the country extensively this last month and hasn't worn masks while being in seas of people.

I absolutely DO not condone calling these establishments and letting them know of the potential health hazard they currently have on their hands.
 
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JAKL said:
Whatever you do DONT call these establishments and tell them that the guy who looks like the Michelin Man has been coughing all day around people without a mask and has traveled across the country extensively this last month and hasn't worn masks while being in seas of people.

I absolutely DO not condone calling these establishments and letting them know of the potential health hazard they currently have on their hands.
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I cosign this. DO NOT do this. It would be very wrong, and we all know that Kiwis are much better people than this.
 
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JAKL said:
Whatever you do DONT call these establishments and tell them that the guy who looks like the Michelin Man has been coughing all day around people without a mask and has traveled across the country extensively this last month and hasn't worn masks while being in seas of people.

I absolutely DO not condone calling these establishments and letting them know of the potential health hazard they currently have on their hands.
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Friend ralph has nothing to fear the proprietors are the open minded type. Just look at their film choices.
 
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TaterFarmer said:
Can you really call it "living" when the dog likely has PTSD from being caged with that goblina?
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I said he lived, not he lived well
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FOR THE RECORD: I am for gayops, doxing, etc. Also, I love Israel.
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You'll like this one
(https://twitter.com/Godwinson_/status/1335304335023017985)
(https://archive.vn/FmItO)

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Cringe if Vickers actually said this, and double cringe for Fai trying to flex for her dad by posting pics of money.
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Yeah that's learned behaviour, all of it
 
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northstar747 said:
Huh....the lady who lost her kids is her name krystal?

Cause I went to highschool with a woman were the same shit happened. Chomo boyfriend kids taken away. Then she went Qtard and claim CPS takes kids for abuse and money.
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If a woman loses her children to CPS, 52% their names will be a variant on "Krystal." Not in my friend's case however, although "crystal" was involved because of course it was.

Added bonus: the more I got to know this broad, I realized the pedo boyfriend involved was a kid I was in grade school with. His father was a diddler too...fuckin' weirdo kept all the 45rpm vinyl singles he owned in the family refrigerator, and they were all Jan and Dean. All of them. J'accuse.

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I look forward to the new ralph arc where he gets to go back in the clink, he then finds jesus starts going to AA. He aborts the kill stream and replace it with the "birth stream" because he found jesus he then gets back on youtube where he moral fags about jesus.
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I came to this conclusion myself, long ago...

Actually was friends with a Virginian who got some z-list tabloid fame and was a total and utter degenerate in full public view. After some busts for things here and there, and almost killing someone, he of course is now Mr. Jesusfag and that's his new gimmick. It's these Southern inbreds. They always have the Christgrift to fall back on, like clockwork.

I remember sitting on his couch many years ago while he outlined his plan if his various schemes didn't work out and he began doing an evangelical preacher schtick down to the letter and goddamned if he didn't do just that.
 
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