🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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AnOminous said:
So what do we know now? We know Ethan took it up the ass from his dad, or whatever the fuck he meant by that.
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Keep in mind he was trying to manipulate Faith when he said that, but my guess is he is simply referring to his father shooting through and abandoning Ralph & his mother, when Ralph was a child.
 
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SargonF00t said:
Keep in mind he was trying to manipulate Faith when he said that, but my guess is he is simply referring to his father shooting through and abandoning Ralph & his mother, when Ralph was a child.
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That's the funny thing though. When someone says something that serious sounding either he was actually raped by his dad or something that incredibly serious, or he is the whiniest crybaby pussy in existence.
 
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Kaiser Aura said:
So Ethan couldn't even pull in enough lemons to support his family that he attempted to get himself a side piece (and pedophile) to help make ends meet.

That's some real womanly ralphamale behavior.
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He's such an alpha. He's so alpha he's completely butthurt by something his dad did decades ago, to the point he isn't over it. The only thing Ralph's dad didn't do that he should have was turn him into a man.
 
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Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
Finally, some good fucking food. I believed there was going to be some good leaks I just didn't like the way it was being posted and complained a bit myself. Guess I can't be upset as long as there's results though. Semper Fi marine.
I really want to see Shannon try to sweep this though
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That's going to be the fun part I think.

If this is all true, Ralph might be done.
 
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AnOminous said:
Ethan Ralph is fat, and he is probably fat because his dad raped him senseless over and over again while he was a child.
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Ethan Ralph is fat because his dad forced Ralph to overeat for years because when raping his son senseless he wanted more cushion for the pushin'
 
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AnOminous said:
That's the funny thing though. When someone says something that serious sounding either he was actually raped by his dad or something that incredibly serious, or he is the whiniest crybaby pussy in existence.
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Ralph is one of the guys that whine and seethe resentfully until you put out. This is Ralph's killer move and how he gets all the ladies. He compares you to his dead beat dad because you won't have sex with him. At least his deadbeat dad had sex with him.
 
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WhimsicalTrolli said:
Ade and tachy think the text don't line up from vicker's story.
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Tachy yet lacks the processing power to understand that this is higher degree evidence than Matt Vickers' account of events.


AnOminous said:
So what do we know now? We know Ethan took it up the ass from his dad, or whatever the fuck he meant by that. We also know he engages in cuckoldry, and forces his pregnant groomed child bride to participate in cuckoldry too. Pure fucking degeneracy. He's going around with some pedophile harpy. He has absolute contempt for both his wife and imminent child. How is it possible to be more garbage without literally being a serial killer or something? This motherfucker is complete trash.
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Word on the street is that Ralph killed a 18 year old woman behind an Arby's in 2010
 
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I'll believe this leak only when provided with the minimum requirements of an official, Null approved verification:
  • Faith personally has to scroll through the texts
  • while wearing a shoe on her head
  • while holding up today's newspaper
  • while singing the national anthem of Ghana
  • while being filmed from at least 3 different angles
Until then, it's clearly fake
 
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"And to cut my drinking down to an agreed upon level"
Not that hes gonna stop for the baby or for her. :story:

GAYDA GAYDA SMUGGLE BOOZE FOR ME GAYDA! HELP ME TUCK THE EMPTY MAKERS MARK BOTTLE UNDER MA GUNT GAYDA!
Haru Okumura said:
Ade and Tachy need some Adderall or something, they're completely inventing details out of thin air :stress:
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They go off on tangents aswell about details or inconstancies that don´t exist. Its bizzare, they are like the lady dye and her friend.
 
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ElAbominacion said:
Tachy yet lacks the processing power to understand that this is higher degree evidence than Matt Vickers' account of events.



Word on the street is that Ralph killed a 18 year old woman behind an Arby's in 2010
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But only after stealing a hamburger from the garbage can.
 
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