🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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Jester69 said:
"I feel like I'm whoring myself out.. I'm not gonna like it either.."
"Ok I'm back"
"I threw up.."
"I'm sorry"
"Why.."
"Why am I sorry you threw up? It sucks to throw up"

Ralph's responses made me laugh out loud how can one man be so ugly, fat and unhygienic but drowning in pussy to the point where he can pressure girls into threesomes??

HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT BROS
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mfw Faith won't have a threesome "grrr... my father is the only one who's ever hurt me more"
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Phantom start the stream. Dance monkey, Dance!!
 
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Jester69 said:
"I feel like I'm whoring myself out.. I'm not gonna like it either.."
"Ok I'm back"
"I threw up.."
"I'm sorry"
"Why.."
"Why am I sorry you threw up? It sucks to throw up"

Ralph's responses made me laugh out loud how can one man be so ugly, fat and unhygienic but drowning in pussy to the point where he can pressure girls into threesomes??

HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT BROS
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mfw Faith won't have a threesome "grrr... my father is the only one who's ever hurt me more"
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WHEN DOES THE STREAM START? WE NEED YOU MORE THAN EVER NOW, INTERNET BEST FRIEND!
 
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Sam Losco said:
New drop courtesy of the most hated person on the site now.
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We just said that we're not going to suck his attention whoring cock, and now he's the most hated in this place, ok Sam, whatever you say Sam.
 
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Thumb My Butthole said:
I'm going to offer an apology to @Elric of Melnibone for being a prick to him earlier. Sorry, dude. I was wrong.
If you want to echo this apology, vote FEELS.
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Indeed. Remembered my book of Proverbs...
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Aqua Panda said:
And with these chat leaks, Ralph has become my lolcow of the year.

It's not even really a contest at this point. This last year he has pulled far and away from the rest of the pack.
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Once she's able to hand the guntling off to it's grandparents she's going to do something stupid. She's enough of a retard to do something as stupid as going back to Ralph. In that case at least the baby will be same from the horse faced pedophile.
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
She has been so badly abused that despite this she still wants to get back with him - however, the Gunt has other plans, and to prove he's the RalphaChad he decides that he is going to try and convince his now pregnant 19 year old ex-gf that he wants them to have a three-way relationship where Faith and a "transexual" paedophile would act as his sexual concubines and live in his crack shack with his ailing mother.
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He is basically a fucking rapist. What an absolutely disgusting piece of shit.
 
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Sam Losco said:
New drop courtesy of the most hated person on the site now.
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Imagine wanting a baby anywhere around, much less being cared for part-time by their creepy auntie/stepmom/dad's lolicon fuckbuddy. Everyone involved with this is some level of idiot but I really do feel bad for Faith, holy shit
 
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Sam Losco said:
Tachy doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about. She's inventing details that were never stated by anyone and doesn't even know basic details like the fact that Vickers took Faith's original phone from her when they went to DC.
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Sriracha said:
They keep claiming that they spoke to Faith personally but you can't really contradict an actual conversation between Faith and Ralph. I don't know what the fuck they are doing.

Edit: Holy fuck, Tachy saying that Ralph didn't intend to get her pregnant. He was fucking raw dogging her what the fuck are you talking about. Are people genuinely this retarded that they don't think you might eventually get pregnant from having unprotected sex? Can I get an America check here?
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Tachy is a dumb hick with more boobs than brains. Trying to listen to her is like driving railroad spikes into my eardrums. I need more fake Chinese eggroll man to make it tolerable.
Haru Okumura said:
Ade has hypothesized the only reason Ethan started wanting a child is because Josh made that post about wanting to start a family and have a child.

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THAT I absolutely believe. He can't keep Null's dick out of his mouth, to turn a phrase. Though I think he even alluded to this...somewhere. It's all kind of running together at this point.
Thumb My Butthole said:
That actually happened though. He DID say something along those lines.
This entire season of Gunt Wars has revolved around Ralph owning Josh and his broken dick. This isn't schizoposting.
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Yeah, okay, it's not just me. He's later tried to walk it back by "jokingly" saying that he's saving the white race by knocking his bitch up, but it wouldn't surprise me if he was actually delusional enough to believe this.
 
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Bastador said:
Man Ralph has been seriously speeding up these past few months, necking himself by the end of the year might actually happen (:_(
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He's not going to an hero. He's going to form a Gunt Singularity and take the whole planet down with him, Think about this for longer than ten seconds, and you'll realize this is 100% true.
 
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BOLDYSPICY! said:
Tachy is a dumb hick with more boobs than brains. Trying to listen to her is like driving railroad spikes into my eardrums. I need more fake Chinese eggroll man to make it tolerable.

THAT I absolutely believe. He can't keep Null's dick out of his mouth, to turn a phrase. Though I think he even alluded to this...somewhere. It's all kind of running together at this point.

Yeah, okay, it's not just me. He's later tried to walk it back by "jokingly" saying that he's saving the white race by knocking his bitch up, but it wouldn't surprise me if he was actually delusional enough to believe this.
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They really need to put a muzzle on Tachy
 
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