šŸ· Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

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DogZero said:
surely this is a parody account?
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Possibly, but it writes just like Ralph lol I just donā€™t know these days...
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I honestly think it'd be better for everyone if Faith were to terminate the pregnancy. She's so young and dumb, I highly doubt she'd be a competent mother; from her perspective, the whole purpose of having the child was to keep Ralph around, but sadly he's made it clear that he doesn't give a shit about her or the kid.

If she were to leave Ralph for good to live with her family, they would likely shoulder most of the burden of raising the child -- a pretty shitty thing to dump on your aging parents. And the truth is, her prospects of finding a good man who won't mind the fact that she's a 19 year old mother are very poor. Most decent men won't be interested in raising Ralph's child, so she'll either be condemned to single motherhood for the foreseeable future, or she'll end up with another loser. Those of you saying she should just milk Ralph for child support aren't acknowledging how difficult it may be for her to actually get her hands on the money. She'll have to go through the courts, he'll nickel and dime her, and really, how much would it even amount to? It's not like Ralph has significant assets. If he wanted to be a dick, he could just not comply with the court orders, and it'd be a while before they could start garnishing his "wages" or jailing him for failure to pay. Now if she were to stay with Ralph, well, that's a recipe for disaster. He's already proven himself to be shockingly selfish, disdainful of her and the child, and drunkenly abusive. He's an unemployable, unfaithful, alcoholic felon -- he's not someone she should've ever considered building a life with, and he'd be a fucking terrible father. Realistically, the kid would be growing up in a broken home with two dumbass parents, at least one of whom couldn't give a shit about it. So if it's not too late, I encourage Faith to cut contact with Ralph, terminate the pregnancy, and work on bettering her life with the help of her family. Kids can come later when she's actually grown up.
 
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Spectre_06 said:
Honestly? I think the lack of talking about Ralph in any substantive manner (good or bad) is a bigger slap in the face for Ralph. Ralph--like dick--gets off to drama, even drama he creates. if a "friend" turns on him openly then he drums it up as a "snake move" and milks it dry, sends his low-IQ retards to fuck with the person, and in general acts like a victim. In this case, Nick saying nothing serves as a great way to force Ralph to do something first. In my opinion we kind of saw that with Ralph's womanly passive-aggressive response to Nick saying what he did but the stress building up now will likely push Ralph to say or do something before Nick does, which means Nick can turn around and have the high ground. My thoughts, but I will be sure to keep people apprised if it's important.
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I agree on the Ralph related outcome, but I also think it's also going to be very amusing watching Nick twist himself into a pretzel to avoid stating the obvious "if what I've been told is accurate, Ethan Ralph did a bad thing." I'm not convinced that avoiding a direct statement has been or will be such a tactical maneuver on Nick's part
 
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kosher bath salts said:
Same, Papa Vickers was talking about making the gunt give over his parental rights, but I'm not so sure the gunt is signing shit.
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Honestly, this is the smartest option Ralph could take if it would ensure that he got off the hook on child support in the process.

That said, Vickers blocking him out of any possible custody (re: visitation) and absolutely crushing him on the child support is the funniest option.
 
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Expurgate Contradictions said:
Vickers is a Machiavellian genius whose cunning is surpassed only by his courage. He should press his advantage and keep pushing Ethan into a corner while slowly destroying all of his income streams and documenting it for the world to see. That's how you deal with bullies, and Mr. Vickers has sons that need to be shown how it's done. Nothing bad has ever come from fucking with a desperate addict and nothing bad ever will.
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Can't wait to see Ethan Ralph trying to steal from Vickers' coinshop to fuel his addictions only for him to fuck up spectacularly during the process.
 
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David Spadem said:
Possibly, but it writes just like Ralph lol I just donā€™t know these days...
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This fucking guy. I'm putting my money on a retarded person that paypigs Ralph really hard.

Also both him and Ralph all caped CHRIST IS KING. Is that a thing they're all screaming now?

EDIT: Also if anyone is getting money from Soros it's fucking ralph. Anything remotely right wing starts to look really bad when you place Ralph at the forefront. What do we know about tbased again?
 
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Gravityqueen4life said:
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Remember this shitshow? I remember when the killstream talked about it and all of them saying polyagomy was degenerate. "Rules for thee but not for mee" ralph? Imagine the tings pantsy would have done to the baby.
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Malaika said:
Nick went on air literally saying if a man did to his daughter what Ralph did to faith "That man would no longer be alive." How can he associate with and still defend someone who he acknowledges did something so heinous that Mr Vickers would be completely within his moral rights to murder Ralph for it?
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Hypocresy and whataboutism characterises the grifting e-crowd.
 
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This is some of the most disgusting shit I've ever seen a cow do. Like, you can say that this chick is a dumb whore who shouldn't have gotten involved with Ralph in the first place but impregnating a mentally ill 18 year old and then refusing to help with their pregnancy unless they engage in sex acts they don't want is an immoral act regardless of any context.
Also, I don't think anyone here needs to hear this but there's nothing Alpha-Chad about fucking teens, they're literally the easiest women there are.
 
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Montage said:
How far along is Faith? Because if I was her I'd abort ASAP and cut my losses. Dealing with a narcissist who is the father of your child as well is not fun lol.

Or i at least hope she has the support to get through it and drops him as the dad.
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Too far gone at this point.

However, I think with a loving and supportive family around - contrary to the bleak existence of Ethan Ralph - then the demon baby will finally be able to break the cycle. I mean fuck, all it would need to do is work a normal job once and they would have achieved more than their bio-dad.

Nothing will be better than seeing the episode of Dr. Phil where Phil is wheeled out from cryosleep to talk to the demon baby about what it's like having Ralph for a dad. The demon baby, having completed school, completed college and never ever seen his father in the flesh will explain how difficult it was to grow up knowing where he came from. Ralph will roll onto stage, clad in a moomoo, on a scooter, blind with missing limbs and appendages from the onset of type 2 diabetes...

"I MADE THAT BOI THE MAN HE IS TODAY, I GOTS IT ON VIDEO. PULL UP THE CLIP GAYDA SO EVERYONE CAN WATCH THE PART WHERE I THUMBED THAT 18Y/O POONTANG BOI, SHOW EM GAYDA"
 
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